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November 2003 Archive

tv icon November 28~30 - "You know I don't believe in all this Christmas fuss. It's crass, commercial nonsense. It's, uh… it's, um… –Try 'humbug.'" - [Charles Lane and Dick York from Bewitched]
film icon November 27 - "Can't be that hungry. They're showing off." - [John Wayne from The Cowboys]
tv icon November 26 - "Could they make the holidays any more vulgar? –I hope so. –What? –The more debase they become, the less reason there is to celebrate them. That means the less reason for my family to get together until presto I'm finally alone on Thanksgiving with a TV dinner." - [Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane (Tracy Grandstaff and Wendy Hoopes) from Daria]
film icon November 25 - "Welcome to Voiceprint Identification. When you see the red light go on, would you please state in the following order: your destination, your nationality, and your full name; surname first, Christian name and initial." - [unknown woman onscreen from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
film icon November 24 - "The battle for Helm's Deep is over. The battle for Middle-Earth is about to begin." - [Ian McKellen from Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers]
tv icon November 21~23 - "Honey, we're all going through hard times. You're giving up your future. I'm giving up my schnaaps." - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show]
film icon November 20 - "Snakes. Why did it have to be snakes?" - [Harrison Ford from Raiders Of The Lost Ark]
film icon November 19 - "Fish are friends, not food." - [Bruce, Anchor, and Chum (Barry Humphries, Eric Bana, and Bruce Spence) from Finding Nemo]
tv icon November 18 - "Yeah, I could use some goddamn poontang, myself, right now." - [Butters Stotch (Matt Stone) from South Park]
film icon November 17 - "It was done for you! It was done for your betterment! It was done out of love!" - [Stephen Dillane from The Hours]
tv icon November 14~16 - "I'm a translator. I didn't come out here to see corpses hanging on hooks. –It goes without saying that you're going to encounter the unexpected. –Not corpses on hooks." - [Linda Park and John Billingsley from Star Trek: Enterprise] • Happy Birthday, Marc!
In Memoriam, Penny Singleton
"(laughter) Oh, George, you pushed the wrong button again!" – [Jane Jetson (Penny Singleton) from The Jetsons]
film icon November 13 - "You Americans, you are all the same… always over-dressing for the wrong occassions." - [Ronald Lacey from Raiders Of The Lost Ark]
tv icon November 12 - In Memoriam: Art Carney
"That is beautiful! What is it?"
"What's the matter with you anyway? Sheesh. What a grouch."
"Boy, oh boy, you got a knack for getting yourself out of trouble." – [Art Carney from The Honeymooners]
film icon November 11 - "Hop inside my mouth if you want to live." - [Nigel (Geoffrey Rush) from Finding Nemo]
tv icon November 10 - "What's next, we break out the bare-assed baby pictures?" - [Ben Browder from Farscape]
film icon November 7~9 - "What is it with men and asking for directions?" - [Dory (Ellen DeGeneres) from Finding Nemo]
tv icon November 6 - "You're aware that while it affords one the momentary illusion of satisfaction, the spewing of bile is never a permanent solution." - [Cornfed Pig (Gregg Berger) from Duckman]
tv icon November 5 - "I can't believe I touched the box." - [Renee O'Connor from Xena: Warrior Princess]
tv icon November 4 - "I feel we're bonded in our hate for this she-demon." - [Renee O'Connor from Xena: Warrior Princess]
tv icon November 3 - "But here, cleverly disguised as a bomb, is a bomb." - [Bullwinkle Moose (Bill Scott) from The Bullwinkle Show]

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