| November 29th, 2002
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"We're not driving all the way out here so you can get one of those stupid ties with the Santa Clauses on it, are we, dad? –No, I have one of those at home." — [Juliette Lewis
(Audrey Griswold)
& Chevy Chase (Clark Wilhelm Griswold, Jr.)
from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation] |
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(background)
"I told you guys the holiday season is nothing but lies and bullcrap." — [Trey Parker
(Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
| November 27th, 2002
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(background)
"Oh, perfect. You'll hear from us... Next!" — [Paul Lynde
(Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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"It's just good clean fun. Keeps them out of pool halls." — [Don Rickles
(Big Drop)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
| November 26th, 2002
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"Romulan Ale. Why, Bones, you know this is illegal. –I only use it for medicinal purposes." — [William Shatner
(James T. Kirk)
& DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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(background)
"Computer, request Security Procedure." — [William Shatner
(James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| November 25th, 2002
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(background)
"Because I'm not as loose as you." — [Cilla Black
from So Graham Norton] |
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"It's a pizza that looks like panties." — [Sophia Loren
from So Graham Norton] |
| November 22nd, 2002
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"By the way, what do you do for a living? –I'm a systems analyst, myself. –Oh? What's a systems analyst do? –I analyze systems. –Makes sense." — [Jack Webb
(Sgt. Joe Friday)
& Jack Sheldon from Dragnet 1967] |
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(background)
"Hey, I got him this far. You take over from here." — [Carroll Spinney
(Oscar the Grouch)
from Sesame Street] |
| November 21st, 2002
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"Well, I don't know about you, but I am planning to scream and run." — [Fisher Stevens
(Ben Jabituya)
from Short Circuit] |
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(background)
"When will this insanity end?" — [Frank Welker
(Thaddeus Plotz)
from Animaniacs] |
| November 20th, 2002
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"An actor as President?" — [James Coburn
(Derek Flint)
from In Like Flint] |
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"Say, why does that eagle attack me? –He's been trained to recognize and attack Americans. –An anti-American eagle. It's diabolical." — [James Coburn
(Derek Flint)
& uncredited from Our Man Flint] |
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"Flint, the government needs you. –Yes, well, it's good to be wanted, sir." — [Lee J. Cobb
(Cramden)
& James Coburn (Derek Flint)
from Our Man Flint] |
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(background)
"Repeat after me: I am not a pleasure unit. I am not a pleasure unit." — [James Coburn
(Derek Flint)
from Our Man Flint] |
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"It's all right. It's all right, mate. We're just having a friendly little argument." — [James Coburn
(Flying Officer Louis Sedgwick 'The Manufacturer')
from Great Escape, The] |
| November 19th, 2002
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(background)
"You're passing up a swell chance, honey. Where I spit no grass grows ever." — [Paulette Goddard
(Miriam Aarons)
from Women, The] |
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"You know, I've been thinking… –Oh, that would explain the beads of sweat!" — [Betty White
(Rose Nylund)
& Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)
from Golden Girls, The] |
| November 18th, 2002
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"I think we had a bad influence on her." — [Rupert Grint
(Ron Weasley)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
| November 15th, 2002
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"Look! We've got mail!" — [Noel McNeal
(Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| November 14th, 2002
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(background)
"Help you I can, yes, hmm?" — [Frank Oz
(Yoda)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
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"Try not! Do. Or do not. There is no 'try.'" — [Frank Oz
(Yoda)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
| November 13th, 2002
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(background)
"Hush now! You just let your Professy-wessy take care of this!" — [Tom Kane
(Professor Utonium)
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
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"Girls, it's a big responsibility keeping an evil villain in the house. You've got to feed him, water him, take him for walks, keep him from causing mayhem and chaos… and chewing the furniture." — [Tom Kane
(Professor Utonium)
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
| November 12th, 2002
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(background)
"Beware Romulans bearing gifts." — [DeForest Kelley
(Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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"Don't mince words, Bones. What do you really think?" — [William Shatner
(James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek 2: The Wrath Of Khan] |
| November 11th, 2002
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"Damn it, I need to know and I need to know now!" — [Sidney Poitier
(Donald Crease)
from Sneakers] |
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(background)
"You won't know who to trust." — [George Hearn
(Gregor)
from Sneakers] |
| November 8th, 2002
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(background)
"There's definitely a language barrier here." — [Paul Lynde
(Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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"We have in effect put all our rotten eggs in one basket. And we intend to watch this basket carefully." — [Hannes Messemer
(Col. von Luger)
from Great Escape, The] |
| November 7th, 2002
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"You going to tell me to stay away from your girl? –Well, if I had to do that, she wouldn't be my girl." — [Hugh Jackman
& James Marsden from X-Men] |
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(background)
"Aliens. Go fig." — [Tress MacNeille
(Dot Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
| November 6th, 2002
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"Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed, or worse, expelled." — [Emma Watson
(Hermione Granger)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
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(background)
"Honestly, don't you two read?" — [Emma Watson
(Hermione Granger)
from Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone] |
| November 5th, 2002
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In Memoriam, Jonathan Harris
"Not another word! I don't know what you're concocting in that little ant brain of yours, but we'll have no part of it!" — [Jonathan Harris
(Manny)
from A Bug's Life] |
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"Yet again it is up to me to rescue the performers." — [Jonathan Harris
(Manny)
from A Bug's Life] |
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"Yours not to question why; yours to do as I say or die!" — [Jonathan Harris
(Dr. Zachary Smith)
from Lost In Space] |
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"Silence, you ninny." — [Jonathan Harris
(Dr. Zachary Smith)
from Lost In Space] |
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(background)
"Never fear, Smith is here." — [Jonathan Harris
(Dr. Zachary Smith)
from Lost In Space] |
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"You can't rush art." — [Jonathan Harris
(Geri the Cleaner)
from Toy Story 2] |
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"So this is to be the end of Derek Blunt, quivering in a closet with a costumed buffoon! Goodbye, Blunt!" — [Jonathan Harris
(Phineas)
from Darkwing Duck] |
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"It's time to make your retirement permanent! (cackle)" — [Jonathan Harris
(Phineas)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| November 4th, 2002
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In Memoriam, Jonathan Harris
"Silence, you mental midget!" — [Jonathan Harris
(Dr. Zachary Smith)
from Lost In Space] |
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(background)
"Now that's pretty tacky." — [Frankie Avalon
(Frankie)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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"Come along now and let's, uh, get out of these loose clothes and slip into something tight." — [Paul Lynde
(Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
| November 1st, 2002
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"Ooh! Aah! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breath certainly will get the job done because you definitely need some Tic-Tacs or something because your breath stinks!" — [Eddie Murphy
(Donkey)
from Shrek] |
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(background)
"What are you doing in my swamp?" — [Mike Myers
(Shrek)
from Shrek] |
