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November 2001 Archive

tv iconfilm icon November 28~December 4I'm taking some time off before the Holidaze kick in. I'll return on December 5th!
  • "Sweet mother of God, what is the hold up?!" - [Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live]
  • "When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-believe you're anything else. Everything is beer." - [Anne Baxter from All About Eve]
  • "Well, what a jolly fellow. –Looked like a fat git to me." - [Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson from Blackadder]
  • "Wow, what a toy!" - [announcer from a toy Commercial]
  • A dog barking, a toilet flushing, and a submarine ping. - [various Sound Effects]
  • "CBS presents this program in Color!" - [a Miscellaneous CBS TV ID]
  • film icon November 27"Um, excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time." - [Bob Cratchit/Kermit the Frog from The Muppet Christmas Carol]
    film icon November 26"We're all busy little bees full of stings making honey day and night. Aren't we, honey?" - [Bette Davis from All About Eve]
    tv icon November 23~25"Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out." - [Peggy Hill (Kathy Najimy) from King of the Hill]
    tv icon November 22"It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." - [Matt LeBlanc from Friends]
    tv icon November 21"Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt." - [Roseanne from Roseanne]
    tv icon November 20"Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! –Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" - [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow from Friends]
    tv icon November 19"Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they're circling over the house now." - [Bob Hope]
    tv icon November 16~18"Insufficient data to formulate a reply." - [K9 (John Leeson) from Dr. Who]
    film icon November 15"It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known." - [Ronald Coleman from A Tale of Two Cities]
    tv icon November 14"If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?" - [John Billingsley from Star Trek: Enterprise]
    film icon November 13"Time is a precious thing, never waste it." - [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]
    film icon November 9~12"The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
    tv icon November 8"You know, all things considered, there are worse ways to end a day." - [Ben Browder from Farscape]
    film icon November 7"You are being irrational. Go back to bed." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project]
    film icon November 6"(sniff) Ack! Oi, you're a stinky kitty!" - [Miriam Margolyes from Cats & Dogs]
    tv icon November 5"Let's see what pictures I can take. in my bedroom." - [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
    film icon November 2~4"They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all." - [John Hillerman from Blazing Saddles ] (thanks to Jack Baxter of KGOR for reminding me of this one)
    tv icon November 1"You never know what you're going to get in the mail." - [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House]

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