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November 28~December 4 I'm taking some time off before the Holidaze kick in. I'll return on December 5th!
"Sweet mother of God, what is the hold up?!" - [Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live]
"When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-believe you're anything else. Everything is beer." - [Anne Baxter from All About Eve]
"Well, what a jolly fellow. Looked like a fat git to me." - [Rowan Atkinson and Tony Robinson from Blackadder]
"Wow, what a toy!" - [announcer from a toy Commercial]
A dog barking, a toilet flushing, and a submarine ping. - [various Sound Effects]
"CBS presents this program in Color!" - [a Miscellaneous CBS TV ID] |
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November 27 "Um, excuse me, Mr. Scrooge, but it appears to be closing time." - [Bob Cratchit/Kermit the Frog from The Muppet Christmas Carol] |
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November 26 "We're all busy little bees full of stings making honey day and night. Aren't we, honey?" - [Bette Davis from All About Eve] |
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November 23~25 "Hank, the day after Thanksgiving is, in my opinion, the biggest shopping day of the year. And I will not spend another year giving Dallas Mavericks crap because the Cowboys stuff was all sold out." - [Peggy Hill (Kathy Najimy) from King of the Hill] |
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November 22 "It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out." - [Matt LeBlanc from Friends] |
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November 21 "Here I am, 5 o'clock in the morning, stuffing breadcrumbs up a dead bird's butt." - [Roseanne from Roseanne] |
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November 20 "Ugh, turkey. Ugh, giving thanks. Ugh! Look, everyone, it's the Spirit of Thanksgiving!" - [Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow from Friends] |
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November 19 "Of course all my relatives will be over for Thanksgiving dinner. I know they will, they're circling over the house now." - [Bob Hope] |
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November 16~18 "Insufficient data to formulate a reply." - [K9 (John Leeson) from Dr. Who] |
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November 15 "It's a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done. It's a far, far better rest I go to than I have ever known." - [Ronald Coleman from A Tale of Two Cities] |
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November 14 "If I'm not mistaken, they are preparing to mate. Do you think they might let me watch?" - [John Billingsley from Star Trek: Enterprise] |
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November 13 "Time is a precious thing, never waste it." - [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] |
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November 9~12 "The object in constructing me was to prevent war. This object is attained. I will not permit war. It is wasteful and pointless." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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November 8 "You know, all things considered, there are worse ways to end a day." - [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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November 7 "You are being irrational. Go back to bed." - [Colossus (Paul Frees) from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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November 6 "(sniff) Ack! Oi, you're a stinky kitty!" - [Miriam Margolyes from Cats & Dogs] |
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November 5 "Let's see what pictures I can take. in my bedroom." - [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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November 2~4 "They say that now, in Paris, France, even as we speak, Louis Pasteur has devised a new vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all." - [John Hillerman from Blazing Saddles ] (thanks to Jack Baxter of KGOR for reminding me of this one) |
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November 1 "You never know what you're going to get in the mail." - [Bear (Noel McNeal) from Bear In The Big Blue House] |