| 2000-11-30
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"Hey look, mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast, and we don't need any characters around here to give the joint atmosphere. Is that clear?"
[Sheldon Leonard (Nick Martini)
from It's A Wonderful Life] |
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(background)
"Meow."
[Audio Logo
from Bob Newhart Show, The] |
| 2000-11-29
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(background)
"This is Danny DeVito, and I'd like to wish you the best for the Holiday season."
[Danny DeVito
from IDs, Christmas] |
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"If Shlomo and Boris make it through tonight's performance without killing each other, that will be the miracle of Chanukah."
[uncredited (Grandma Kerpacketer)
from Rugrats] |
| 2000-11-28
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(background)
"Hi, this is Bob Vila hoping you build yourself a merry little Christmas and enjoy an improved New Year."
[Bob Vila
from IDs, Christmas] |
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"Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind… and that's what's been changing. That's why I'm glad I'm here, maybe I can do something about it."
[Edmund Gwenn (Kris Kringle)
from Miracle on 34th Street] |
| 2000-11-27
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"From now on, gang, we won't let Rudolph join in any Reindeer Games."
[Paul Kligman (Comet)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"I don't want to play any of their reindeer games!"
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2000-11-23
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"Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!"
[Mary Boland (Countess De Lave)
from Women, The] |
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"When the Long Night comes, return to the End of the Beginning."
[Tracy Scoggins (Elizabeth Lochley)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Did you see the memo about this?"
[Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh)
from Office Space] |
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"You've ruined sex for me! Forever!"
[Jim Wise (Loud Howard)
from Dilbert] |
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(background)
"Do you have any tattoos, Brad?"
[Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"(sniff) Ooh! You smell like you're ready to play today."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"If your neck was any stiffer, you couldn't even bend over to pull your boots on."
[Slim Pickens (Anse Petersen)
from The Cowboys] |
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"I mean, this is about as interesting as-- as listening to a John Tesh album."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
| 2000-11-22
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"Hey, turkey boy, wanna show me your giblets?"
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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(background)
"Look, am I paying for this personal abuse or is it extra?"
[Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder II] |
| 2000-11-21
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(background)
"And we're all having a happy damn Thanksgiving!"
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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"Thanksgiving, of course, here in New York City is a little different. After they carve the turkey here in New York City they dump the carcass in New Jersey."
[David Letterman (Himself)
from Late Show with David Letterman] |
| 2000-11-20
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(background)
SFX – A turkey "gobbling."
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
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"As a food editor, I wanted to find out for myself what makes the modern turkey so good."
[uncredited (announcer)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2000-11-17
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"Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!"
[John Wayne (Wil Andersen)
from The Cowboys] |
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(background)
"Doesn't anything larger want to work for you?"
[Roscoe Lee Browne (Jebediah Nightlinger)
from The Cowboys] |
| 2000-11-16
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(background)
"The intruder is entering the building, master."
[Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"What is thy bidding, my Master?"
[James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
| 2000-11-15
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"This is a Gala Day for you. –Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more."
[Margaret Dumont (Mrs. Gloria Teasdale) | Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
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(background)
"The preceding was recorded earlier because we were ashamed to do it now."
[Gary Owens (announcer)
from Laugh-In] |
| 2000-11-14
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"I'm an old woman, my dear. I know my sex."
[Lucile Watson (Mrs. Morehead)
from Women, The] |
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(background)
"That was lovely."
[Rosalind Russell (Mame Dennis)
from Auntie Mame] |
| 2000-11-13
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(background)
"Hello, computer."
[James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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"The following broadcast is brought to you live and in color on NBC!"
[Audio Logo (announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2000-11-10
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"When I say 'whoa,' I mean 'whoa!'"
[Mel Blanc (Yosemite Sam)
from Looney Tunes] |
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(background)
"Train leaving on Track Five for Anaheim, Azusa, and Cucamonga."
[Mel Blanc
from Jack Benny Program, The] |
| 2000-11-09
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(background)
"Conspiracy theorists of the world unite."
[Will Smith (Robert Clayton Dean)
from Enemy of the State] |
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"Baby, listen to this fascist gasbag!"
[Regina King (Carla Dean)
from Enemy of the State] |
| 2000-11-08
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"If you do not know the present, how can you claim to know the future?"
[Bill Mumy (Lennier)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Quiet! I can't hear myself lie!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-11-07
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"So, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country." (1961)
[John Fitzgerald Kennedy
from Presidents] |
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(background)
"I am not a crook. I've earned everything I've got." (1973)
[Richard Milhouse Nixon
from Presidents] |
| 2000-11-06
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"Wait a minute! Wait a minute! This would degrade you."
[Moe Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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(background)
"It's over, go away!"
[Sherri Stoner (Slappy Squirrel)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2000-11-04
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"I don't need to kiss some old lady's a-s-s on my holiday. You heard what I spelled."
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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"Baby sister, I was born game and I intend to go out that way."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
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"I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile. Your life as it has been is over. From this time forward, you will service us."
[Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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"You should know I'm a hologram and can't be bent, spindled, or mutilated, so don't bother trying."
[Robert Picardo (The Doctor)
from Star Trek: Voyager] |
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(background)
"Shall we play a game?"
[computer generated (WOPR)
from WarGames] |
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"Made it, ma! Top of the world!"
[James Cagney
from White Heat] |
| 2000-11-03
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"Oh, by the way, William Shatner is a very bitter man."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
| 2000-11-02
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(background)
"Oh, never mind."
[Peter Linz (Pip)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"The way you're doing it is wrong, wrong, wrong!"
[Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2000-11-01
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In Memoriam, Steve Allen
"We pride ourselves on the high moral standards of our programs, and I mean that sincerely. We don't resort to sex or crime or violence or drinking… on the programs."
[Steve Allen (Himself)
from Allen, Steve] |
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(background)
"All right, here we go. Now-- (laughs)"
[Steve Allen (Himself)
from Allen, Steve] |
