October 2008 Archives

2008-10-31 Television "There will be no Halloween in this house. You understand? It's forbidden. Forbidden!" [Jerry Stiller (Arthur Spooner) from King Of Queens, The]
Movie (background) "Trust me... trust me." [Paul Williams (Swan) from Phantom of the Paradise]
2008-10-30 Television "You cannot imagine what it's like for a man like me to not have access to parts of his mind." [John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "(cough) Visiting hours... everybody put on their best straight jacket." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) from Fringe]
2008-10-29 Movie "Brother, life's a bitch... and she's back in heat." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
Movie (background) "The Golden Rule… He who has the gold makes the rules." [Keith David (Frank) from They Live]
2008-10-28 Television "Ecch, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Fricking MySpace. What? I'm not supposed to look at his friend's comments? They're right on the first page!" [Dana Snyder (The Alchemist) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Let's go to karaoke bar! I so want to sing Humpty Dance! –Uhh... –Yes, yes. We go later." [Christopher McCulloch (Kano) | Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-10-27 Television "Halloween is not a day, OK, it's a season. Which brings me to my special treat. Who wants to be our Lucky Pumpkin, huh? Oh, come on, guys! You get to dress up as a beautiful pumpkin and bring joy to children and... pass out coupons." [Donavon Stinson (Ted) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Hey, Pop! Can I show my new friend my bedroom? I've never had a friend in there." [Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-10-26 Movie "And listen, Gottlieb, nix on the love-making because I saw Mrs. Claypool first. Of course her mother really saw her first, but there's no point in bringing the Civil War into this." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "Is the opera over yet? –Not yet, signore, in a few minutes. –Hey, you, I told you to slow that nag down! On account of you I nearly heard the opera!" [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited (Doorman) from A Night At The Opera]
2008-10-25 Television "I know you must think me insane. –Not nearly as much as you might think." [John Noble (Walter Bishop) | Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "Damn it! Must you always be such a smartass?" [John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
2008-10-24 Movie "General Turgidson, when you instituted the Human Reliability Tests, you assured me there was no possibility of such a thing ever occurring. –Well, I, uh, don't think it's quite fair to condemn a whole program because of a single slip-up, sir." [Peter Sellers (President Merkin Muffley) | George C. Scott (Gen. 'Buck' Turgidson) from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb]
Movie (background) "Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?" [Slim Pickens (Maj. T.J. 'King' Kong) from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb]
2008-10-23 Television "Well, I guess you two are just too mature to go trick-or-treating. –Besides, if I want candy I'll go through your purse." [Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) | Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) from Roseanne]
Television (background) "Mom, I got an owie! –So? What do you want me to do about it? –C'mon, mom! –Nyah!" [Michael Fishman (D.J. Conner) | Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) from Roseanne]
2008-10-22 Television "If you require my perspicacity, such as it exists, then there are certain fundamental requirements, not the least of which is access to my equipment, my lab." [John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "What formula are you rattling off at 3 o'clock in the morning?! –(sigh) Formula for root beer." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) | John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
2008-10-21 Movie "Steel mills were laying people off left and right. They finally went under. We gave the steel companies a break when they needed it. Know what they gave themselves? Raises." [Keith David (Frank) from They Live]
Movie (background) "Either put on these glasses or start eating that trashcan." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
2008-10-20 Television "I sure hope that a gigantic metallic suppository is not the pinnacle of human achievement." [Joshua Jackson (Peter Bishop) from Fringe]
Television (background) "Open your mind, son, or someone may open it for you." [John Noble (Walter Bishop) from Fringe]
2008-10-19 Movie "I don't give a fuck about your war... or your President." [Kurt Russell (Snake Plissken) from Escape From New York]
Movie (background) "Get moving, Brain." [Isaac Hayes (The Duke) from Escape From New York]
2008-10-18 Television "Hey, what do you want in your omelette? –Hello, it's the week before Halloween. –Right. So Candy Corn, Good-N-Plenty, and Reese's Pieces. –But make it with egg whites, it's healthier." [Eric McCormack (Will Truman) | Debra Messing (Grace Adler) from Will & Grace]
Television (background) "At least now we get to go home and get away from all this fresh air and scenery and-and-and-and spend Halloween like civilized people: getting hammered in a crowded bar." [Eric McCormack (Will Truman) from Will & Grace]
2008-10-17 Movie "Oh, I know people laugh at these things today. But if they were honest they'd admit that there are moments on dark and lonely nights when something stirs within us and re-awakens ancient fears and beliefs." [Cecil Kellaway (Professor Plumcutt) from Shaggy Dog, The]
Movie (background) "Aw, professor, you don't believe in this stuff, do you?" [Tommy Kirk (Wilby Daniels) from Shaggy Dog, The]
2008-10-16 Movie "How do you like that? Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know. There's something about me that brings out the business in every woman." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "Waiter! –Yes, sir? –Have you, uh, got any milk-fed chicken? –Yes, sir. –Well, squeeze the milk out of one and bring me a glass." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | uncredited from A Night At The Opera]
2008-10-15 Movie "I'll tell you what let's do... Let's go down to the Court House and see the room that they locked Boo up in. My aunt says it's bat-infested and he nearly died from the mildew. C'mon! I bet they got chains and instruments of torture down there!" [John Megna (Charles Baker 'Dill' Harris) from To Kill a Mockingbird]
Television (background) "Well, it's a good thing we all know there's no such thing as a ghost, isn't it, Wally?" [Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
2008-10-14 Television "His name, Janette. –His name, among others, is Jack The Ripper. [Geraint Wyn Davies (Det. Nicholas 'Nick' Knight) | Deborah Duchene (Janette) from Forever Knight]
Television (background) "(door slams) Ooh, she took that well, I thought. You still have your gun and your badge, don't you?" [John Kapelos (Det. Don Schanke) from Forever Knight]
2008-10-13 Movie "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
Movie (background) "That's like pouring perfume on a pig." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
2008-10-12 Movie "Last place of employment? –Denver, Colorado. I worked there for 10 years and things just seemed to dry up. They lost 14 banks in one week. So, well... –There's nothing available for you right now." [Roddy Piper (Nada) | Lucille Meredith (Female Interviewer) from They Live]
Movie (background) "I believe in America. I follow the rules. Everybody's got their own hard times these days." [Roddy Piper (Nada) from They Live]
2008-10-11 Television "Holidays always depress me, Sam. –Holidays? But-- Halloween? I thought you loved this time of year. –I detest it with every fiber of my being. Now back when it was the ancient Celtic festival of Samhain… Now that... that was a holiday. Dead rising from their graves, damaging crops, causing trouble… Good times." [Ray Wise (The Devil) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Do you want to hear a really scary story?" [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
2008-10-10 Movie "Two beers, bartender! –I'll take two beers, too." [Groucho Marx (Otis B. Driftwood) | Chico Marx (Fiorello) from A Night At The Opera]
Movie (background) "Shh! Don't wake him up, he's got insomnia. He's trying to sleep it off" [Chico Marx (Fiorello) from A Night At The Opera]
2008-10-09 Television "In America, a child is born every eight seconds. Oh, that poor woman must be exhausted." [Tom Baker (Narrator) from Little Britain USA]
Television (background) "The British pride themselves on being the rudest, most-unhelpful people in the world." [Tom Baker (Narrator) from Little Britain USA]
2008-10-08 Television "Klink! What is going on here?" [Leon Askin (General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter) from Hogan's Heroes]
Television (background) "I will have all your heads, all of them!" [Leon Askin (General der Infantrie Albert Burkhalter) from Hogan's Heroes]
2008-10-07 Movie "If I have to come down here one more time, it's going to be with a bullwhip and a hockey mask. Comprende?" [Larry Miller (Underchief) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
Movie (background) "Oh, god, what is that? It smells like pig vomit!" [uncredited from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-10-06 Movie "Oh, I knew I shouldn't be screwing around with a dead man's music!" [Gerrit Graham (Beef) from Phantom of the Paradise]
Movie (background) "Something bothering you, Beef?" [Paul Williams (Swan) from Phantom of the Paradise]
2008-10-05 Movie "Do me a favor and take this. –No, that'll bring me down!" [George Memmoli (Philbin) | Gerrit Graham (Beef) from Phantom of the Paradise]
Movie (background) "Where the hell do you think you're going, tinkerbell?" [George Memmoli (Philbin) from Phantom of the Paradise]
2008-10-04 Movie "Oh, I remember what: my other bottle of champagne. –If you take that champagne back to Legal, you won't even get another swallow. –That's right. Maybe I'd better drink it right here. Join me, Peg? –Certainly. How does champagne go with Four Roses, Scotch, Martinis, and Bloody Marys? –Oh, fine. They're all the same base: alcohol." [Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) | Joan Blondell (Peg Costello) from Desk Set]
Movie (background) "You're certainly ambitious. –Well, it was hard enough getting this job and I want to keep it." [Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) | Sue Randall (Ruthie Saylor) from Desk Set]
2008-10-03 Television "You know where to find me if you wish to discuss anything. –Yeah, the problem isn't finding you, it's avoiding you. –Hmm." [John Francis Daley (Dr. Lance Sweets) | T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) from Bones]
Television (background) "Oh, here we go. OK, you two don't get all, you know, Xena Princess Warrior on me, OK? [David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth) from Bones]
2008-10-02 Television "As you know, there's a real scary holiday coming up… election day." [Paul Lynde (Himself) from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The]
Movie (background) "They put cheese on a pretzel? –Oh, you can put cheese on anything." [Masi Oka (Bruce) | Nate Torrence (Lloyd) from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control]
2008-10-01 Television "Halloween is an extremely important holiday to me. The one time a year when a person allows his feelings to take flight; his wishes and desires are known to the world." [Donavon Stinson (Ted) from Reaper]
Television (background) "(sigh) Perfect timing, because my day didn't suck enough yet." [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) from Reaper]