| 2007-10-31
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"You know perfectly well what holiday it is. –OK, OK… Happy Halloween, everybody. Whoopee."
[Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West) | Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
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(background)
"Happy Halloween, everybody!"
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
| 2007-10-30
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"When I rule the Earth, you will be the first on my list!"
[Sean Hayes (Mr. Tinkles)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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(background)
"At what point did you forget that we are trying to take over the world?!"
[Sean Hayes (Mr. Tinkles)
from Cats & Dogs] |
| 2007-10-29
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(background)
"The Army has taught you rough manners!"
[Hilary Heath (Sarah Lowes)
from Witchfinder General] |
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"By the way, do you know what they call me now? –What? –Witchfinder General. There are those who think that I should be appointed such for all of England, appointed by Parliament."
[Vincent Price (Matthew Hopkins) | Robert Russell (John Stearne)
from Witchfinder General] |
| 2007-10-26
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"Come on. Let's have a look at those ghosts."
[Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones)
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
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(background)
"Haunted mansion, here we come."
[Casey Kasem (Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers)
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
| 2007-10-25
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"Sarcasm is the lowest form of social discourse."
[Ray Wise (The Devil)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"Well, congratulations. You have just incurred the Wrath of Ted."
[Donavon Stinson (Ted)
from Reaper] |
| 2007-10-24
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"I don't like change!"
[Seth MacFarlane (Stewie Griffin)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"Intergalactic proton-powered electrical-tentacled advertising droids!"
[uncredited (Darth Harrington)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-10-23
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"Look around you, Winslow. You've destroyed your face, your voice, and now you're trying to destroy The Paradise. Haven't we all had enough?"
[Paul Williams (Swan)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
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(background)
"This place is… possessed."
[Gerrit Graham (Beef)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2007-10-22
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"Men sometimes have strange motives for the things they do."
[Vincent Price (Matthew Hopkins)
from Witchfinder General] |
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(background)
"It's past noon, you unkempt lout. Get up!"
[Vincent Price (Matthew Hopkins)
from Witchfinder General] |
| 2007-10-19
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"How does everyone else keep up with this? I can't afford anything new."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Please poke my eye. (ding) Ouch."
[uncredited (Mall Computer)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2007-10-18
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"Halloween's my favorite holiday. What other night can a cute little kid go out and carve up a pumpkin… and my sports car at the same time?"
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
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(background)
"She has a striking resemblance to Betty White, but then so many witches do."
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
| 2007-10-17
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"There's something I… I have to tell you. I, uh… I probably should have told you this a long time ago. I, uh… Before you were born, your Mom and I… sold your soul to the Devil."
[Andrew Airlie (Mr. Oliver)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"You can have the car! –I don't want the car. –You can have the car! –Sam, I'm not a car-jacker. I'm the Devil! –What? What? –Your name tag's crooked."
[Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Ray Wise (The Devil)
from Reaper] |
| 2007-10-16
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(background)
"All that you know is at an end."
[Laurence Fishburne (The Silver Surfer)
from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer] |
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"Your Herald summons you. Another world awaits. Let it be done quickly."
[Laurence Fishburne (The Silver Surfer)
from Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer] |
| 2007-10-15
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"I got him! I got him! –Great, kid. Don't get penisy."
[Seth Green (Luke Skywalker) | Seth MacFarlane (Han Solo)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"She said Obi-wan Kenobi. I wonder If she means old Obi-wan Kenobi?"
[Seth Green (Luke Skywalker)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-10-12
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"Well, here I am again… ABC's answer to Trick-Or-Treat."
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
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(background)
"Ding-dong, the witch has flipped."
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
| 2007-10-11
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"I'll give you a hint. It's full of witches and spooks and strange creatures of the night. –Oh, sounds like Hollywood Squares."
[Paul Lynde (Himself) | Margaret Hamilton (Wicked Witch of the West)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
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(background)
"Does your mother know what you're doing?"
[Paul Lynde (Himself)
from Paul Lynde Halloween Special, The] |
| 2007-10-10
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"No, just furnish us with the appropriate drugs and then leave the room, please."
[Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
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(background)
"You know, in my day-- –In your day? Which century was that?"
[Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone) | Julia Sawalha (Saffron Monsoon)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
| 2007-10-09
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"Is it a fast ship? –Are you kidding? It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs. –Um, isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?"
[Seth Green (Luke Skywalker) | Seth MacFarlane (Han Solo)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"Get your fat space-ass back here."
[Seth MacFarlane (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-10-08
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"Aren't you a little fat to be a Stormtrooper? –Well, stay here and rot, you stuck-up bitch."
[Alex Borstein (Princess Leia) | Seth Green (Luke Skywalker)
from Family Guy] |
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(background)
"Oh, what the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?"
[Seth Green (Luke Skywalker)
from Family Guy] |
| 2007-10-05
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"She digs you, all right? Lookit, she's smart, she's hot, she goes to college, she works at a crapshack like this with losers like me and you. What does that tell you just off the top of your head? –She's got low standards? –Exactly. Use that to your advantage before she figures that out, all right? 'Cause she will, I'm telling you."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) | Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"Dude, seriously, stop looking at my junk."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
| 2007-10-04
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"But if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs."
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
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(background)
"I can't stand nelly little dogs. Boy, if my aunt wasn't dead I'd kill her."
[Cassandra Peterson (Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark)
from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark] |
| 2007-10-03
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(background)
"Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender!"
[Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
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"Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!"
[Gerard Butler (King Leonidas)
from 300] |
| 2007-10-02
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(background)
SFX: fast busy signal
[Sound Effects
from Miscellaneous] |
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"If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your Operator."
[Jane Barbe (Herself)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2007-10-01
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"I like your thinking, Dad. I say we all get in the car, go get some smack, kill a hooker in Vegas."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"I'm an asshat."
[Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver)
from Reaper] |
