| 2006-10-31
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"Sorry. Halloween means nothing to me. –(gasp!) God can hear you right through the building and She's not happy!"
[Debra Messing (Grace Adler) | Sean Hayes (Jack McFarland)
from Will & Grace] |
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"I sit in the subway sometimes, on buses, or the movies, and I look at the people next to me and I think… 'What would you say if I told you I was a witch?'"
[Elsa Lanchester (Aunt Queenie Holroyd)
from Bell Book And Candle] |
| 2006-10-30
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"God, Herb, who writes your dialogue? You sound like The Prisoner Of Zenda."
[Lane Davies (Tempus)
from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman] |
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"Dad! Dad! It's our Demon Detector! That means there's trouble brewing somewhere!"
[Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2006-10-27
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"Boy, I'm never going to be scared enough of God by tonight if I don't kill someone. I guess this Halloween is ruined."
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
| 2006-10-26
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"Oof! Hello, would you like a roll in the hay?"
[Teri Garr (Inga)
from Young Frankenstein] |
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"(animal howls) –Werewolf! –Werewolf? –There. –What? –There wolf. There castle. –Why are you talking that way? –I thought you wanted to."
[Teri Garr (Dr. Frankenstein) | Gene Wilder (Inga) | Marty Feldman (Igor)
from Young Frankenstein] |
| 2006-10-24
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"Now don't be nervous, Howard. Just remember, everything depends on this."
[Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
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"Who is that dangerously unbalanced woman?"
[Austin Pendleton (Frederick Larrabee)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
| 2006-10-23
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"I'm dying in this town!"
[Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)
from The Hours] |
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"My life has been stolen from me… living in a town I have no wish to live in. I'm living… a life I have no wish to live."
[Nicole Kidman (Virginia Woolf)
from The Hours] |
| 2006-10-20
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"Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine I take one teaspoonful of arsenic. Then add half a teaspoonful of strychnine, and then just a pinch of cyanide. –Hmm. Should have quite a kick."
[Jean Adair (Mortimer Brewster) | Cary Grant (Aunt Martha Brewster)
from Arsenic And Old Lace] |
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"Just the thought of Jonathan frightens me. Do you remember how he used to cut worms in two with his teeth?"
[Josephine Hull (Aunt Abby Brewster)
from Arsenic And Old Lace] |
| 2006-10-19
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"Come and get it, you undead sack of shit."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
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"It's time for A-C-T-I-O-N."
[Bruce Campbell (Elvis)
from Bubba Ho-tep] |
| 2006-10-18
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"It's Halloween, and as much fun as it is, it can also be very dangerous. You see, with all you kids running around wearing dark clothing and monster and devil masks that cover your whole face, you all run into a serious risk of becoming devil worshipers... or even Buddhists."
[Scott Adsit (Officer Papermouth)
from Moral Orel] |
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"Hot dog! This is going to be the scariest Halloween ever!"
[Carolyn Lawrence (Orel Puppington)
from Moral Orel] |
| 2006-10-17
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"I think it's a strange vanity that makes us think we're the only ones in the solar system."
[Tommy Kirk (Dop)
from Mars Needs Women] |
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"I don't like this innuendo! –That's what I always say! Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo."
[Cecil Cunningham (Madame Swempski) | Groucho Marx (Groucho)
from Monkey Business] |
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"You're just wasting your breath, and that's no great loss, either."
[Groucho Marx (Groucho)
from Monkey Business] |
| 2006-10-16
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"That girl you know, Gillian Holroyd, she's one. –A witch? –Yes! –Shep, you've just never learned to spell."
[Jimmy Stewart (Shepherd 'Shep' Henderson) | Janice Rule (Merle Kittridge)
from Bell Book And Candle] |
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"You sound like a lunatic!"
[Janice Rule (Merle Kittridge)
from Bell Book And Candle] |
| 2006-10-13
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"I saw something horrible in the bathroom! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Then I saw a mummy!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
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"Aaah! The curse of the mummy strikes again! The curse, I tell you!"
[Richard Steven Horvitz (Billy)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
| 2006-10-12
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"Set your butts on 'hustle', space cadets! I got me an appointment with a 40 of Romulan Malt and a diaper full of tribbles."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"Back off, bitch!"
[Nancy Travis (Beverly)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2006-10-11
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"You know, Igor, I'm beginning to regret that I brought you back to life."
[Vincent Price (Dr. Goldfoot)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
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"Remember, the eyes of Goldfoot are upon you."
[Vincent Price (Dr. Goldfoot)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
| 2006-10-10
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"Shame on you nerds!"
[Frank Welker (Shissugah Snake)
from Grim & Evil (aka The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)] |
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"Yeah, well I'll tell you one thing. Peter never would've pulled a shenanigan like this. –Well, you know what, Dad? You know what? Peter's gay. GAY! –What?"
[James Cada (Lisa Swenson's Father) | Brittany Murphy (Lisa Swenson)
from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
| 2006-10-09
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"Let me tell you something. Love means never having to say you're sorry. –That's the dumbest thing I ever heard."
[Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell) | Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
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"Well, let's not say goodbye. Let's just say au revoir. –No, let's say goodbye."
[Barbra Streisand (Judy Maxwell) | Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
| 2006-10-06
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"You're just being superstitious. –I am not! Just extra-stitious."
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Brock, you speak Crazy; do something about him."
[James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-10-05
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"There goes the meanest man that ever took a breath of life."
[Phillip Alford (Jem)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
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"Oh, I don't believe you."
[John Megna (Charles Baker 'Dill' Harris)
from To Kill a Mockingbird] |
| 2006-10-04
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"Eunice, I-- I know I don't seem to be a very romantice person. –Hmph. I'm not looking for romance, Howard. –Oh. –No, I'm looking for something more important than that, something stronger. As the years go by, romance fades and something else takes its place. Do you know what that is? –Senility. –Trust! –That's what I meant."
[Ryan O'Neal (Dr. Howard Bannister) | Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
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"Don't you know the meaning of propriety?!"
[Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
| 2006-10-03
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"Ah, Mrs. Van Hoskins. It's so nice to have you back with us. –Thank you, Hans. –Fritz. –What happened to Hans? –There is no Hans, Mrs. Van Hoskins, there is only me: Fritz. –Oh, what a shame!"
[Stefan Gierasch (Fritz) | Mabel Albertson (Mrs. Van Hoskins)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
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"This is outrageous!"
[Madeline Kahn (Eunice Burns)
from What's Up, Doc?] |
| 2006-10-02
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"Some individuals, it is true, are more special. This is natural selection. It begins as a single individual, born or hatched like every other member of their species: anonymous, seemingly ordinary. Except they're not. They carry inside them the genetic code that will take their species to the next evolutionary rung. It's destiny."
[Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder Suresh)
from Heroes] |
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"This quest, this need to solve Life's mysteries… In the end, what does it matter when the human heart can only find meaning in the smallest of moments?"
[Sendhil Ramamurthy (Mohinder Suresh)
from Heroes] |
