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October 2005 Archive

film icon October 31 – "As Bertrand Russell once said, 'The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation.' I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now. –Was that on a beer mat? –Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold. –I won't say anything. –Thanks." – [Simon Pegg and Kate Ashfield from Shaun Of The Dead]
film icon October 28 – "Mum, have you been bitten? –No, but Philip has. –Oh, OK. –Has she been bitten? –No, Philip has. –Oh, OK. " – [Simon Pegg, Penelope Wilton, and Nick Frost from Shaun Of The Dead]
film icon October 27 – "If a vampire should bestrode, close to the grave of a dead toad... Then the vampire life shall give, and suddenly the toad shall live." – [Julian Holloway (voice) from Kronos]
film icon October 26 – "Yeah, we need some tunage for this. –Presets! Presets! Use the presets! –Come on, dude, your whole life is preset. Try something new." – [Kal Penn and John Cho from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle]
film icon October 25 – "Now look, darling, how did he die? –Oh, Mortimer, don't be so inquisitive. The gentleman died because he drank some wine with poison in it. –Well, how did the poison get in the wine? –Well, we put it in wine because it's less noticable. When it's in tea it has a distinct odor." – [Cary Grant, Josephine Hull and Jean Adair from Arsenic And Old Lace]
tv icon October 24 – "Everything's going according to plan. Wait a minute. What plan? What the hell am I doing? For once in my life I'm slightly confused." – [Duckman (Jason Alexander) from Duckman]
film icon October 21 – "My CPU is a neuralnet processor; a learning computer." – [Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2: Judgement Day]
film icon October 20 – "There are no such things as werewolves." – [Gary Busey from Silver Bullet]
film icon October 19 – "Bats appearing out of nowhere... I don't know, it--it just doesn't make sense." – [Peter Jeffrey from The Abominable Dr. Phibes]
film icon October 18 – "One of the most comforting feelings a man can have in this world of ours, is never to be alone." – [Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward (Sylvia Anderson) from Thunderbirds Are GO]
film icon October 17 – "There is only one Lord of the Ring. Only one who can bend it to his will... and he does not share power!" – [Ian McKellen from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring]
tv icon October 14 – "If I am destroyed, so shall you be." – [KARR (Peter Cullen) from Knight Rider]
film icon October 13 – "Listen, I made you, and I can break you just as easily!" – [Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show]
tv icon October 12 – "Oh. We're getting pretty good at being lost. So why don't we just turn around and retrace our steps? Then we'll be lost going backwards. (groans)" – [Veronica Taylor, Amy Birnbaum and Eric Stuart (May, Max and Brock) from Pokémon]
tv icon October 11 – Two-for-Tuesday. (Sorry we missed Monday!)
film icon October 7 – "You see, doctor, there are as many species of vampire as there are beasts of prey. Their methods and their motive for attack can vary in a hundred different ways." – [John Cater from Kronos (aka Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter)]
film icon October 6 – "There's only one reason Christian girls come down to the Planned Parenthood. –She's planting a pipe bomb? –OK, two reasons." – [Eva Amurri and Macaulay Culkin from Saved!]
film icon October 5 – "I crashed my van into Jesus, OK?! I have a pimple the size of Jupiter! I am not OK! This is... not how I wanted to remember my prom." – [Mandy Moore from Saved!]
tv icon October 4 – "And how do we do that, Mr. 6th-grade graduate?" – [Irene Ryan from The Beverly Hillbillies]
film icon October 3 – "That was totally wicked!" – [Little kid on trike (Nicholas Bird) from The Incredibles]

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