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October 2001 Archive

film icon October 31"The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him." - [Edward Van Sloan from Dracula]
tv icon October 30"She's dead... wrapped in plastic." - [Jack Nance from Twin Peaks]
tv icon October 29"Howdy, I'm Uncle Fester from next door." - [Jackie Coogan from The Addams Family]
tv icon October 26~28"God, what did you have for breakfast this morning, Carnation Instant Bitch?" - [Topher Grace from That 70's Show]
film icon October 25"(scream) What was that?" - [William Finley and Gerrit Graham from Phantom of the Paradise]
tv icon October 24"Tonight is the Day Of The Dead. Tonight, the dead return." - [Ismail Kanater from Babylon 5]
tv icon October 23"What's this? A letter... for me!" - [Bugs Bunny from a Looney Tunes cartoon]
film icon October 22Per request from the law offices of Orrick, Herrington, & Sutcliffe, the MGM Lion Roar has been removed from the site (February 22, 2003)
film icon October 19~21"So far, this is not blowing my skirt up, gentlemen." - [Charlton Heston from True Lies]
film icon October 18"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - [Mandy Patinkin from The Princess Bride]
film icon October 17"Killing me won't help you." - [Paul Williams from Phantom of the Paradise]
film icon October 16"This installation has a substantial dollar value attached to it. -They can bill me." - [Paul Reiser and Sigourney Weaver from Aliens]
tv icon October 15"They told me that I could do anything I wanted on the show, so, uh, hey, later on I'll be having sex with one of these three dirty German girls." - [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton]
tv icon October 13~14Hey, Chris! Best of luck with Gnomedex this weekend!
  • "Oh, ahem, welcome back. Sorry, I was just communicating with my dog Sprocket, trying to tell him to stay out of-- As someone said I have a face for radio, and others have said I have a face that only a motherboard could love. ahem. what about you?" - [Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • "Is DOS dead? -No, actually, it's not. It's bagging groceries with Elvis down in, uh, someplace down in South Carolina." - [Alison Strahan and Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • "And maybe I just made a fool out of myself, but that's OK! 'Cause it happens all--it happens all the time and. I can be a fool, 'cause. never mind." - [Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • "Quicken or MS Money? -Quicken! 'Cause Microsoft doesn't own it. Yet." - [Alison Strahan and Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • "That was very politically correct. Are you a gamer? -Uh, yeah. I play hardwood solitaire all the time." - [Alison Strahan and Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • "Boy, they used to have the link right here, but they just changed it all around on me!"  [Chris Pirillo from Call For Help]
  • film icon October 12"That's right, karate. made my whole body a weapon." - [Don Knotts from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken]
    film icon October 11"Do you think I'm queer? -It don't matter what I think." - [Scott Neal and Glen Berry from Beautiful Thing]
    film icon October 10"It was a night out they were going to remember for a very long time." - [Charles Gray from The Rocky Horror Picture Show]
    film icon October 9"They can't have disappeared. No ship that small has a cloaking device." - [Michael Culver from The Empire Strikes Back]
    film icon October 8"I'm sorry, but all questions must be submitted in writing." - [Gene Wilder from Willie Wonka and the Chocoate Factory]
    tv icon October 5~7"The urge to give retribution is intoxicating. I have missed it." - [Virginia Hey from Farscape]
    film icon October 4"You trying to tell me you didn't hear that shriek? That was something trying to get out of its premature grave, and I don't want to be here when it does." - [Gerrit Graham from Phantom of the Paradise]
    tv icon October 3"You know what, D'Argo? Sometimes you're a real pain in the ass." - [Ben Browder from Farscape]
    film icon October 2"(pounding on door) What knockers! -Oh, thank you, Doctor." - [Gene Wilder and Teri Garr from Young Frankenstein]
    film icon October 1"I was only away for a minute, Master." - [Richard O'Brien from The Rocky Horror Picture Show]

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