| 2000-10-31
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"You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky. We're all lucky! (laughs)"
[Patricia Quinn (Magenta)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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(background)
"Hail, Cosmic Chief! Taro… Karo… Solomon!"
[Reta Shaw (Mrs. Halcyon Maxwell)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
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"(wolf howls) Listen to them, Children of the Night, what music they make."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
| 2000-10-30
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SFX – a thunderclap
[Sound Effects
from Sound Effects] |
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"You've arrived on a rather special nite, it's one of the master's affairs."
[Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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(background)
"Master, we have a visitor."
[Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"I am Dracula. I bid you welcome."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
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RKO Radio Pictures Theme – [from RKO Radio Pictures (as played in The Rocky Horror Picture Show)]
[Audio Logo
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2000-10-28
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"I think it's bile. –Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?"
[Gillian Anderson | David Duchovny
from X Files, The] |
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"We couldn't afford costumes, so on Halloween us kids just wore sheets. In fact, we were so poor the rest of the year we wore pillow cases. That's why I occasionally start laughing at nothing at all... I've still got a feather somewhere I can't find."
[Bob Hope (Himself)
from Hope, Bob] |
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(background)
"Alive! It's alive! It's alive!!"
[Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein)
from Young Frankenstein] |
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"Oh, I-I-I-I'm so sorry that I'm late, but we had a seance at the house last night and it ran on until all hours."
[James Millhollin (Mr. Milo Maxwell)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
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"To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
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"'Eat Wells.' 'Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars.' Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics."
[Mike Judge (Hank Hill)
from King of the Hill] |
| 2000-10-27
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(background)
"Your will is strong."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
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"There are far worse things awaiting man than death."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
| 2000-10-26
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"Actually, Sally, uh, Halloween is revered as the day when the graves yawn and the dead rise. –Plus you get to stick candy corns up your nose."
[Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Tommy Solomon) | French Stewart (Harry Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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(background)
SFX: ghost laugh
[uncredited
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
| 2000-10-25
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(background)
"Crush! Kill! Destroy!"
[Don Matheson (IDAK Alpha 12)
from Lost In Space] |
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"Calm?! Do 'murder' and 'calm' go together? Calm and murder? Murder?"
[Don Knotts (Luther Heggs)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
| 2000-10-24
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"Actually, I believe the slur 'shyster' is generally reserved for Jewish attorneys. I believe the proper slur for someone like myself would be, uh, 'eggplant.'"
[Will Smith (Robert Clayton Dean)
from Enemy of the State] |
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(background)
"Lady, you are making a powerful enemy."
[Cary Grant (Walter Christopher Eckland)
from Father Goose] |
| 2000-10-23
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(background)
"Great Scott!"
[Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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"Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your word."
[Richard O'Brien (Riff Raff)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
| 2000-10-20
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(background)
"We've been given the plainest warning!"
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Original Series] |
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"Beware… beware… beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys… puppy dog tails and big fat snails. Beware… take care. Beware."
[Bela Lugosi (Scientist)
from Glen or Glenda] |
| 2000-10-19
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"Go to sleep! –I tell ya I saw a ghost. –Ehhh, ghosts, spooks, skeletons... kid's stuff. There are no such things as ghosts."
[Moe Howard | Jerome 'Curly' Howard | Larry Fine
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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"I'm the Devil's candy!"
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2000-10-18
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(background)
"I always thought my joie de vivre was in my pants."
[Wilmer Valderrama (Fez)
from That '70s Show] |
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"Don't you realize politicians always make extravagant promises?"
[John Astin (Gomez Addams)
from Addams Family, The (TV)] |
| 2000-10-17
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(background)
"Why don't you stop playing with yourself, Willie?"
[Richard Roundtree (John Shaft)
from Shaft] |
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"I wasn't playing with myself in the bathtub. I was just cleaning it and it went off."
[Bruce McCulloch
from Kids In The Hall, The] |
| 2000-10-16
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"When policemen break the law, then there isn't any law… just a fight for survival."
[Tom Laughlin (Billy Jack)
from Billy Jack] |
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(background)
"Mr. 'I am the law!'"
[Rob Schneider (Herman Ferguson (Fergie))
from Judge Dredd] |
| 2000-10-14
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"I'm not an actor! I'm a movie star!"
[Peter O'Toole (Alan Swann)
from My Favorite Year] |
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"Chris? –Yeah? –Did I take any 'shrooms today?"
[Steve McDonald (Tommy Sears) | Jeffrey McDonald (Chris Johnson)
from Spirit Of '76, The] |
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"I deal with the god-damned customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?"
[Richard Riehle (Tom Smykowski)
from Office Space] |
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"Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition."
[Doris Day (Jan Morrow)
from Pillow Talk] |
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"Good morning, team. My name is Edmund Blackadder, and I am the new Minister in charge of Religious Genocide."
[Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder II] |
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(background)
"It just doesn't get better than this, does it?"
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
| 2000-10-13
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"Well, listen, I'm ready for a comeback. So join me on the road back to greatness. . .or at least cable mediocrity."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
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(background)
"Too hip for the room."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from Talk Soup] |
| 2000-10-12
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(background)
"Villains, I say to you now, knock off all that evil!"
[Townsend Coleman (The Tick)
from The Tick] |
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"I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim."
[Sir Ralph Richardson (Supreme Being)
from Time Bandits] |
| 2000-10-11
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(background)
"Maybe he went shopping for some leather pants."
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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"Come out, come out, where ever you are."
[Eva Marie Saint (Eve Kendall)
from North By Northwest] |
| 2000-10-10
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(background)
"Yes, sir, Inspector!"
[Bill Scott (Dudley Do-Right)
from Bullwinkle Show, The] |
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"Now I want to make it absolutely clear that I am in no way interested in the contents of your tights."
[Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder II] |
| 2000-10-09
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"Much as it might offend their sense of perspective, not everything is about Babylon 5."
[Walter Koenig (Alfred Bester)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2000-10-07
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"That face you make. Look I so old to young eyes?"
[Frank Oz (Yoda)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
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"I'll never turn to the Dark side."
[Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
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"I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur."
[Harrison Ford (Han Solo)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
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"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, I'm here to put you back on schedule."
[James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
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"Now, young Skywalker, you will die."
[Ian McDiarmid (The Emperor)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
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(background)
"Don't get technical with me."
[Anthony Daniels (C-3PO)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
| 2000-10-06
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(background)
"You're despicable!"
[Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"I stick my neck out for nobody."
[Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
| 2000-10-05
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(background)
"I'm not really a wicked fairy. I'm just wicked!" old woman
[June Foray (Old Lady)
from Bullwinkle Show, The] |
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"You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy."
[William Hudson (Harry Archer)
from Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman] |
| 2000-10-04
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(background)
"I'm not fat, I'm big-boned!"
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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"I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man."
[Robert Duvall (Ned Pepper)
from True Grit] |
| 2000-10-03
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(background)
"It's a spray paint can. –But it's cheese!"
[Jeffrey McDonald (Chris Johnson) | Steve McDonald (Tommy Sears)
from Spirit Of '76, The] |
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"Great gobs of gorgonzola!"
[Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2000-10-02
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"All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with. We don't know everything, Andy. There's plenty going on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we ought to stay clear."
[Don Knotts (Deputy Barney Fife)
from Andy Griffith Show, The] |
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(background)
"And now another useless fact."
[Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
