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October 31 - "(wolf howls) Listen to them, Children of the Night, what music they make." - [Bela Lugosi from Dracula]
and "You're lucky. He's lucky. I'm lucky. We're all lucky! (laughs)" - [Patricia Quinn from The Rocky Horror Picture Show] |
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October 30 - "You've arrived on a rather special night, it's one of the master's affairs." - [Richard O'Brien from The Rocky Horror Picture Show]
and "I am Dracula. I bid you welcome." - [Bela Lugosi from Dracula] |
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October 28~29 - It's a Spooktacular Weekend!
"'Eat Wells.' 'Sugar-Free Low-Fat Fun Bars.' Peggy, that stuff isn't for trick-or-treaters, it's for diabetics." - [Hank Hill (Mike Judge) from King of the Hill]
"We couldn't afford costumes, so on Halloween us kids just wore sheets. In fact, we were so poor the rest of the year we wore pillow cases. That's why I occasionally start laughing at nothing at all -- I've still got a feather somewhere I can't find." - [Bob Hope]
"To die, to be really dead, that must be glorious." - [Bela Lugosi from Dracula]
"Oh, I-I-I-I'm so sorry that I'm late, but we had a seance at the house last night and it ran on until all hours." - [James Millhollin from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken]
"I think it's bile. -Is there any way I can get it off my fingers quickly without betraying my cool exterior?" - [Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny from The X Files] |
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October 27 - "There are far worse things awaiting man than death." - [Bela Lugosi from Dracula] |
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October 26 - "Actually, Sally, uh, Halloween is revered as the day when the graves yawn and the dead rise. -Plus you get to stick candy corns up your nose." - [Joseph Gordon-Levitt and French Stewart from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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October 25 - "Calm?! Do 'murder' and 'calm' go together? Calm and murder? Murder?" - [Don Knotts from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken] |
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October 24 - "Actually, I believe the slur 'shyster' is generally reserved for Jewish attorneys. I believe the proper slur for someone like myself would be, uh, 'eggplant.'" - [Will Smith from Enemy of the State] |
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October 23 - "Everything is in readiness, master. We merely await your word." - [Richard O'Brien from The Rocky Horror Picture Show] |
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October 20~22 - "Beware. . .beware. . .beware of the big green dragon that sits on your doorstep. He eats little boys. . .puppy dog tails and big fat snails. Beware. . .take care. Beware." - [Bela Lugosi from Glen or Glenda] |
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October 19 - "Go to sleep! -I tell ya I saw a ghost. -Ehhh, ghosts, spooks, skeletons. . .kid's stuff. There are no such things as ghosts." - [Moe, Curly, and Larry from The 3 Stooges] |
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October 18 - "Don't you realize politicians always make extravagent promises?" - [John Astin from The Addams Family: TOS] |
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October 17 - "I wasn't playing with myself in the bathtub. I was just cleaning it and it went off." - [Bruce McCulloch from The Kids In The Hall] |
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October 16 - "When policemen break the law, then there isn't any law. . .just a fight for survival." - [Tom Laughlin from Billy Jack] |
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October 14~15 - Weekend Schtuff
"Chris? -Yeah? -Did I take any 'shrooms today?" - [Steve and Jeffrey McDonald from The Spirit of 76]
"Good morning, team. My name is Edmund Blackadder, and I am the new Minister in charge of Religious Genocide." - [Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder]
"Mr. Allen, this may come as a shock to you, but there are some men who don't end every sentence with a proposition." - [Doris Day from Pillow Talk]
"I deal with the god-damned customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?" - [Richard Riehle from Office Space]
"I'm not an actor! I'm a movie star!" - [Peter O'Toole from My Favorite Year] |
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October 13 - "Well, listen, I'm ready for a comeback. So join me on the road back to greatness. . .or at least cable mediocrity." - [ALF from Talk Soup] |
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October 12 - "I am the Supreme Being. I'm not entirely dim." - [Sir Ralph Richardson from Time Bandits] |
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October 11 - "Come out, come out, where ever you are." - [Eva Marie Saint from North By Northwest] |
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October 10 - "Now I want to make it absolutely clear that I am in no way interested in the contents of your tights." - [Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder] |
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October 9 - "Much as it might offend their sense of perspective, not everything is about Babylon 5." - [Walter Koenig from Babylon 5] |
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October 7~8 - It's a Jedi Weekend!
"You may dispense with the pleasantries, Commander, I'm here to put you back on schedule." - [James Earl Jones from Return of the Jedi]
"That face you make, look I so old to young eyes?" - [Frank Oz from Return of the Jedi]
"I'm out of it for a little while, everybody gets delusions of grandeur." - [Harrison Ford from Return of the Jedi]
"Now, young Skywalker, you will die." - [Ian McDiarmid from Return of the Jedi]
"I'll never turn to the Dark side." - [Mark Hamill from Return of the Jedi] |
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October 6 - "I stick my neck out for nobody." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca] |
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October 5 - "You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy." - [William Hudson from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman] |
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October 4 - "I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man." - [Robert Duvall from True Grit] |
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October 3 - "Great gobs of gorgonzola!" - [Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House] |
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October 2 - "All I'm saying is that there are some things beyond the ken of mortal man that shouldn't be tampered with. We don't know everything, Andy. There's plenty going on right now in the Twilight Zone that we don't know anything about and I think we ought to stay clear." - [Don Knotts from The Andy Griffith Show] |
