| 2011-09-30
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"We are... tonight's entertainment. I only have one question. Where is Harvey Dent?"
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
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(background)
"You know... you remind me of my father. I hated my father."
[Heath Ledger (The Joker)
from Dark Knight, The] |
| 2011-09-29
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"Comic books had it wrong. It didn't take a trauma, or cosmic rays, or a power ring to make a superhero... Just the perfect combination of optimism and naivety."
[Aaron Johnson (Dave Lizewski / Kick-Ass)
from Kick-Ass] |
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(background)
"Always wanted to say this... Say hello to my little friend!"
[Stu 'Large' Riley (Huge Goon)
from Kick-Ass] |
| 2011-09-28
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"I'm... I'm a foolish old man who's been drawn into a wild-goose-chase by a harpy in trousers... and a nincompoop."
[Jeff Bridges (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit (2010)] |
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(background)
"Fill your hands, you son-of-a-bitch!"
[Jeff Bridges (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit (2010)] |
| 2011-09-26
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"Almost two months before word had gone around among the teenagers in the neighborhood that marijuana, along with various stimulating drugs, was to be had easily and in quantity for anybody who wanted them. Word was passed around that it was the new thing to do, the smart thing to do if you wanted to keep up with the crowd."
[Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
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(background)
"What's the matter? Can't you hear? I said you're not going anywhere! –Look, man, if the world's coming to an end and me and my chick want to end it standing in front of a bar, that's none of your business."
[Seamon Glass (Deputy Sheriff Dan Colter) | Michael Greene (Joe Baragi)
from This Is Not A Test] |
| 2011-09-24
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"Decepticons, we have located the Shard."
[Frank Welker (Soundwave)
from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen] |
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(background)
"Autobots, I'm in pursuit!"
[Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen] |
| 2011-09-23
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"You didn't ask, so I didn't tell."
[Nicholas Hoult (Hank McCoy / Beast)
from X-Men: First Class] |
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(background)
"How's that for a magic trick?"
[James McAvoy (Charles Xavier)
from X-Men: First Class] |
| 2011-09-22
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"What the hell is going on up here? I told you to put that light out and get to bed! –But-- –And no more noise! (door slams)"
[David Daker (Kevin's Father) | Craig Warnock (Kevin)
from Time Bandits] |
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(background)
"(explosion) Never talk to me like that again! (explosion)"
[David Warner (Evil Genius)
from Time Bandits] |
| 2011-09-21
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"I didn't run away from home. I'm a grown man whose fiancee was murdered in front of his very eyes. So excuse me for needing some time to grieve! –By tending bar and banging newlyweds? –Apparently that's my grieving process!"
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Patrick Warburton (Rip Riley)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Now you listen! Sterling is coming home safe and sound! And when he does, it'll be no thanks to you people! So you can forget about getting Carvel! –Aww. Cookie Puss."
[Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | Adam Reed (Ray Gillette)
from Archer] |
| 2011-09-20
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"What?! –Oh, please. You're so hot for him I could re-heat this chili in your cooch. –Don't you have some humans to resource? –Actually, no. Most of my job's dealing with sexual harassment complaints against Mr. Archer. So… we gonna make some cooch chili or what?"
[Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"(gasp) The Black Titanium corporate card?! –I thought it was just a myth... like a big, beautiful, no-limit unicorn."
[Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey)
from Archer] |
| 2011-09-17
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"Attention. This is the President of the United States of America. We will not be threatened. You will obey your superiors."
[Gordon Pinsent (The President)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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(background)
"Mr. President, all systems are activated."
[Eric Braeden (Dr. Charles Forbin)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2011-09-16
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"Now, we're favored guests... treated to the finest in beverages that make you blind."
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
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(background)
"Do you know what the chain of command is? It's a chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here."
[Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb)
from Firefly] |
| 2011-09-15
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(background)
"I'm from another time, another world... I don't even know what you people eat for lunch."
[Tim Thomerson (Trooper Jack Deth / Phil Deth)
from Trancers] |
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"Did I give you my phone number? –No. –Oh, thank God."
[Helen Hunt (Leena) | Tim Thomerson (Trooper Jack Deth / Phil Deth)
from Trancers] |
| 2011-09-14
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"When I have the map, I will be free and the world will be different because I have understanding. –Uh, understanding of what, Master? –Digital watches. And soon I will have understanding of video cassette recorders and car telephones. And when I have understanding of them, I shall have understanding of computers. And when I have understanding of computers, I shall be the Supreme Being!"
[David Warner (Evil Genius) | Derek Deadman (Robert)
from Time Bandits] |
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(background)
"Oh, shut up! I'm speaking rhetorically."
[David Warner (Evil Genius)
from Time Bandits] |
| 2011-09-13
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"Return what you have stolen from me! Return! Return the map! It will bring you great danger! Stop now!"
[Tony Jay (Supreme Being (voice))
from Time Bandits] |
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(background)
"Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very, very, very, very much... What awful people."
[John Cleese (Robin Hood)
from Time Bandits] |
| 2011-09-12
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In Memoriam, Cliff Robertson
"It's funny. Two die, two get married; kind of evens things up. –I thought you were against marriage. –I'm also against death… but it happens anyway."
[Cliff Robertson (Wing Cmdr. Roy Grant) | George Chakiris (Lt. Erik Bergman)
from 633 Squadron] |
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"Baby, you always stop on the punchline."
[Cliff Robertson (David Frazer)
from Masquerade] |
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(background)
"You're pretty kinky, baby."
[Cliff Robertson (David Frazer)
from Masquerade] |
| 2011-09-08
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"Are you crazy? You could've killed me! –You're welcome!"
[Jason Statham (Lee Christmas) | Sylvester Stallone (Barney Ross)
from Expendables, The] |
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(background)
"What do you know? A greedy pirate."
[Jason Statham (Lee Christmas)
from Expendables, The] |
| 2011-09-07
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"You are not the only remarkable thing on this earth, Jack."
[Nana Visitor (Olivia Colasanto)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"And what is it with you, Red Baron, you got Snoopy up your ass?"
[John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)
from Torchwood] |
| 2011-09-06
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"Source Code is not time travel. Rather, Source Code is time reassignment."
[Jeffrey Wright (Dr. Rutledge)
from Source Code] |
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(background)
"Stand by for thread one of alpha memory pattern."
[Vera Farmiga (Colleen Goodwin)
from Source Code] |
| 2011-09-02
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"At the sound of the gong, you will be stiff and rigid as a bar of steel. (gong) Cool!"
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"You adorable little creature! Oh, yes!"
[Charles Adler (Bev Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2011-09-01
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"Forgive my rudeness. I cannot abide useless people."
[Larry Pennell (Murphy)
from Firefly] |
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(background)
"Oh, I got heathens aplenty right here."
[Ron Glass (Shepherd Book)
from Firefly] |
