| 2010-09-30
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"Put him in the Cone Of Shame."
[Bob Peterson (Alpha)
from Up] |
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(background)
"Squirrel!"
[Bob Peterson (Dug)
from Up] |
| 2010-09-29
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"The Committee wishes to emphasize that there is no evidence of any wider conspiracy. No evidence whatsoever."
[Ford Rainey (Commission Spokesman #2)
from Parallax View, The] |
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(background)
"We're in the business of reporting the news, not creating it."
[Hume Cronyn (Bill Rintels)
from Parallax View, The] |
| 2010-09-28
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"And you don't think I can achieve the required intimacy via text-messaging? –Probably not. –Huh. Well, it appears that the phone companies have been lying to me."
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper) | Kaley Cuoco (Penny)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
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(background)
"I thought you broke up with her. Why is she here?"
[Jim Parsons (Sheldon Cooper)
from Big Bang Theory, The] |
| 2010-09-27
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"Why didn't you tell me about this letter from the bank? –I didn't want to bother you, Bill. –Bother me?! It's just a letter of foreclosure, that's all!"
[Jack Benny (Bill Fuller) | Ann Sheridan (Connie Fuller)
from George Washington Slept Here] |
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(background)
"I don't see how you do it... or why!"
[Jack Benny (Bill Fuller)
from George Washington Slept Here] |
| 2010-09-26
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"What ever happened to your conscience? –I just had it washed. I can't do a thing with it."
[Dorothy McGuire (Deborah Patterson) | Fred MacMurray (Mike Frye)
from Callaway Went Thataway] |
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(background)
"Grandma used to say money can't buy happiness, but it sure is a most-pleasant way of being miserable."
[Howard Keel (Stretch' Barnes / 'Smoky Callaway)
from Callaway Went Thataway] |
| 2010-09-25
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"Yes, perhaps one day you can be a crash-test dummy and use your hair for a helmet."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Hey, gang. 'Sup?"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2010-09-24
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"Ha! Ha! Looking at other people's dreams is as bad as reading their di-di-diary! Trouble is, once you've started you just can't stop."
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
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(background)
"Run along upstairs, Dorothy. Oz is waiting."
[Lee Wilkof (Edwards)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
| 2010-09-23
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"That's got to be the second-biggest slingshot I've ever seen. But it's going to have to do."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"Pray to your personal god this hunk of junk flies."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2010-09-22
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"Holy shit, our security is atrocious. Seriously, it's really bad. (computer chimes) Password. Hmm, password. How about 'guest?' No way! It can't be. Jesus Christ, that is just baby-town frolics."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
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(background)
"Sorry. I was picturing Whore Island."
[H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer)
from Archer] |
| 2010-09-21
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"Wow, this is even better than I imagined! Come on, let's go check it out."
[Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
from UHF] |
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(background)
"Uh-oh! Bob-o fall down, go boom."
[Weird Al Yankovic (George Newman)
from UHF] |
| 2010-09-20
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"My master made me this collar. He is a good and smart master, and he made me this collar so that I may talk-- Squirrel!"
[Bob Peterson (Dug)
from Up] |
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(background)
"Oh boy! Oh boy! A ball!"
[Bob Peterson (Dug)
from Up] |
| 2010-09-19
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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? –Well, I think so, Brain, but will they let the Cranberry Duchess stay in the Lincoln Bedroom?"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Narf out!"
[Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2010-09-18
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"I just saw something in your eyes I don't like. I saw a foolish thought."
[Richard Boone (John Fain)
from Big Jake] |
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(background)
"You come close, mister, but no cigar."
[Richard Boone (John Fain)
from Big Jake] |
| 2010-09-17
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A Belated In Memoriam, Billie Mae Richards
"My name's Rudolph. Hi."
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"What's so funny about the way I talk?"
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"Hey! We're all misfits, too!"
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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"Goodbye, Cornelius. I hope you find lots of tinsel."
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
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(background)
"Bye-bye."
[Billie Mae Richards (Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer)
from Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer] |
| 2010-09-16
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"Do you have any NyQuil®? I could use a little pick-me-up."
[Kristin Chenoweth (D.J.)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"Oh, no, ball-sharing's all part of the fun."
[Cory Monteith (Finn Hudson)
from Glee] |
| 2010-09-15
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In Memoriam, Harold Gould
"One thing always changes into another. But the greatest change I ever saw was that of my brother. A boy who desperately wanted to be a man."
[Harold Gould (Old Denahi)
from Brother Bear] |
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"All four of these guys are dead. He's vindictive as hell, Henry. Kills for pride. It doesn't add up he let Hooker get away from him."
[Harold Gould (Kid Twist)
from The Sting] |
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"If this thing blows up, the Feds will be the least of our problems."
[Harold Gould (Kid Twist)
from The Sting] |
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(background)
"No, I never saw him before. He's a dick, though."
[Harold Gould (Kid Twist)
from The Sting] |
| 2010-09-14
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"Uh, due to a medical emergency, the parts of Hank and Dean will be played by Billy Quizboy and Pete White this evening."
[Christopher McCulloch (Pete White)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"What the hell is that thing doing in our bed?"
[Doc Hammer (Dr. Girlfriend)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2010-09-13
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In Memoriam, Kevin McCarthy
"You idiot! Can't you do anything I tell you to do? Does this look like a Number Two pencil?
[Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
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"Yeah, but 'Broads don't belong in broadcasting?' Is that the kind of professional courtesy you teach your News Department? –Why that's just terrible. I don't know how many times I've told those boys 'Never call chicks broads.'"
[Fran Drescher (Pamela Finklestein) | Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
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"You thought?! I don't pay you to think!"
[Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
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"(ticking) What is this piece of crap?! I thought I told you I wanted a Rolex! A Rolex!"
[Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
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(background)
"You're fired!"
[Kevin McCarthy (R.J. Fletcher)
from UHF] |
| 2010-09-12
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"Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room? –Your sexuality."
[Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel) | Naya Rivera (Santana Lopez)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"Sorry I'm late. My Vespa had a flat."
[Stephen Tobolowsky (Sandy Ryerson)
from Glee] |
| 2010-09-11
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"Don't vex me, Pinky, or I shall turn on you."
[Maurice LaMarche (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"But you're not armed. –I am. –What with? –Over-confidence, this, and a small screwdriver. I'm absolutely sorted."
[Tony Curran (Vincent van Gogh) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2010-09-10
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"Where did you find her? –I didn't find her. –Well, then how did you-- –I haven't been here, you haven't seen me, and she hasn't been out of this house all evening. –That bad? –Mm-hmm."
[Lauren Bacall (Vivian Rutledge) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)
from Big Sleep, The] |
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(background)
"Are you attempting to tell me my duties, sir? –No, just having fun trying to guess what they are."
[Charles D. Brown (Norris the Butler) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)
from Big Sleep, The] |
| 2010-09-09
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"Remind me to talk to you some time about about your taste in men."
[Lucy Lawless (Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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(background)
"I don't know what you guys are arguing about, but it'll take more than an arrow to get rid of me."
[Lucy Lawless (Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
| 2010-09-08
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"Lis-listen, I don't mind being the projec-jec-jec-- the projectionist, but don't forget no-no-no one's paying me to be the censor."
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
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(background)
"Do-do-don't don't they know how we feel about that sort of challenge? We're not going to let them push us around, are we?"
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
| 2010-09-07
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"Hey... just because we're betrothed doesn't mean you can boss me around."
[Renée O'Connor (Gabrielle)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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(background)
"Don't even think about it."
[Lucy Lawless (Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
| 2010-09-06
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"The love of decency does not abide in you."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
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(background)
"If I smelled as bad as you, I wouldn't live near people."
[Kim Darby (Mattie Ross)
from True Grit] |
| 2010-09-05
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"You saw my wife in her bathrobe?! Isn't it awful?"
[Charles Adler (Ed Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Rocko, living here has allowed me to explore new facets of my personality. I am a nudist."
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2010-09-04
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"The most-valuable commodity I know of is information. Wouldn't you agree?"
[Michael Douglas (Gordon Gekko)
from Wall Street] |
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(background)
"What an asshole, man."
[John C. McGinley (Marvin)
from Wall Street] |
| 2010-09-03
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"Now-now is this dr-dr-d-dreaming or just remembering? Am I-Am I dreaming? Is this-this-this all a dream?"
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
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(background)
"I'm sorry. One of my commandments is 'Thou Shall Not Squeal.'"
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
| 2010-09-02
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"Hey, do you, uh, always hang out at shopping center parking lots?"
[John Hart (Lone Ranger)
from Greatest American Hero, The] |
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(background)
"I don't believe-- Am I the only sane person in this room? –That's debatable."
[Robert Culp (Bill Maxwell) | William Katt (Ralph Hanley)
from Greatest American Hero, The] |
| 2010-09-01
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"Do you always think you can handle people like, uh, trained seals? –Uh-huh. I usually get away with it, too."
[Lauren Bacall (Vivian Rutledge) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe)
from Big Sleep, The] |
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(background)
"Nice state of affairs when a man has to indulge his vices by proxy."
[Charles Waldron (General Sternwood)
from Big Sleep, The] |
