| 2009-09-30
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"Attention, this is your Captain speaking. I've got good news and bad news. The good news is we'll be landing immediately. The bad news is we're crash landing."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"Who says a penguin can't fly?"
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2009-09-29
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"Ooh, the Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis, you're about the same."
[Jack Black (Po)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"I'm not a big, fat panda... I'm the big, fat panda."
[Jack Black (Po)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
| 2009-09-28
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"I don't know. I mean, does anyone really pay attention to radio any more?"
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"Oh, I'm a Freudian smorgasbord, daddy."
[Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-09-27
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"I'm very impressed. There's a lot more to you than I had expected. –Presumably I'm the condemned man, and, uh, obviously you're the hearty breakfast."
[Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) | Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
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(background)
"Hi, I'm Plenty. –But of course you are."
[Lana Wood (Plenty O'Toole) | Sean Connery (James Bond)
from Diamonds Are Forever] |
| 2009-09-26
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"People do not go around freeing slaves every day. –Be the first; start a fashion."
[Michael Crawford (Hero) | Zero Mostel (Pseudolus)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
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(background)
"The time is up! Ransack the house!"
[Leon Greene (Captain Miles Gloriosus)
from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum] |
| 2009-09-25
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"Sandy... I thought you weren't allowed on campus. –No, William. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of children."
[Matthew Morrison (Will Schuester) | Stephen Tobolowsky (Sandy Ryerson)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"I'm afraid of my vacuum."
[Kent Avenido (Howard Bamboo)
from Glee] |
| 2009-09-24
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"They reckon you got concussion. –Oof. –Well I couldn't give a tart's furry cup if half your brains are falling out. Don't ever... waltz into my kingdom acting King of the Jungle. –Who the hell are you? –Gene Hunt, your DCI. And it's 1973, almost dinner-time. I'm having 'hoops."
[Philip Glenister (Gene Hunt) | John Simm (Sam Tyler)
from Life On Mars (UK)] |
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(background)
"Don't move, you're surrounded by armed bastards!"
[Philip Glenister (Gene Hunt)
from Life On Mars (UK)] |
| 2009-09-23
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"My time is precious. You're wasting it."
[Holland Taylor (Ms. Petrie)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
"This is not the Girls Scouts, this is espionage!"
[Holland Taylor (Ms. Petrie)
from D.E.B.S.] |
| 2009-09-22
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"This is what we call a total disaster, ladies. I'm going to ask you to smell your armpits... That's the smell of failure, and it's stinking up my office."
[Jane Lynch (Sue Sylvester)
from Glee] |
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(background)
"Do you see anyone else in here with a plate of 'I'm Sorry' cookies? I don't, just you."
[Cory Monteith (Finn Hudson)
from Glee] |
| 2009-09-21
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"You won't like it at first, but when you get used to it you'll really hate it."
[Jan Sterling (Brenda Martin)
from Women's Prison] |
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(background)
"Aren't you over-dramatizing the situation?"
[Ida Lupino (Amelia van Zandt)
from Women's Prison] |
| 2009-09-20
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"You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying... Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, but Today is a gift. That is why it is called the Present."
[Randall Duk Kim (Oogway)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"We are noodle folk. Broth runs through our veins."
[James Hong (Mr. Ping)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
| 2009-09-19
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"You? You're OK. This one? Real fucking ugly."
[Roddy Piper (Nada)
from They Live] |
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(background)
"Don't fuck with me."
[Roddy Piper (Nada)
from They Live] |
| 2009-09-18
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"The life you know... all this stuff you take for granted... it's not gonna last."
[Nick Stahl (John Connor)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
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(background)
"You are terminated!"
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines] |
| 2009-09-17
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"Molly, the New York Times is just some frustrated little critic with pimples on his ass who flunked out of Art school. So who cares what they think?"
[Patrick Swayze (Sam Wheat)
from Ghost] |
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(background)
"Tell her it's for luck."
[Patrick Swayze (Sam Wheat)
from Ghost] |
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In Memoriam, Henry Gibson
"Most Naked People, by Henry Gibson. Most naked people are in show business. Except for babies, and they don't count."
[Henry Gibson (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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"They say the Church may have to start paying taxes soon. Oh, well… the Lord giveth and the Government taketh away."
[Henry Gibson
from Laugh-In] |
| 2009-09-16
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"Oh, no one say anything frivolous for the next few moments. I am having a significant experience."
[Patrick Swayze (Vida Boheme)
from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar] |
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"Well, pumkins, it looks like it comes down to that age-old decision... Style or substance? Hmmm."
[Patrick Swayze (Vida Boheme)
from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar] |
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(background)
"Ready or not, here comes Mama."
[Patrick Swayze (Vida Boheme)
from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar] |
| 2009-09-15
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In Memoriam, Patrick Swayze
"One things for sure now… No one can ever go home again. Never."
[Patrick Swayze (Jed Eckert)
from Red Dawn] |
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"Well, you think you're so smart, man, but you're just a bunch of scared kids."
[Patrick Swayze (Jed Eckert)
from Red Dawn] |
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(background)
"How old are you, kid? –15. And the name's 'Danny,' not, not 'kid.' –Well, when you, uh, grow-up, you'll know these things, Danny. Now get up here and piss in the radiator."
[Patrick Swayze (Jed Eckert) | Brad Savage (Danny)
from Red Dawn] |
| 2009-09-14
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"Prom Night has all the ingredients of a tragedy. Take a couple of teenagers, throw in a bottle of Scotch lifted from daddy's liquor cabinet, stir in a dash of loud music, and you've got a deadly cocktail."
[Wayne Knight (Officer Don Orville)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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(background)
"The yelling will cease or the killing will commence!"
[William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2009-09-13
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"In the event of a Water Emergency, place the vest over your head then kiss your (pop!) good-bye."
[Christopher Knights (Private)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"Don't look, doll, this might get hairy."
[Tom McGrath (Skipper)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2009-09-12
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"There are times that demand an unerring insistence on the truth. This is not one of those times."
[Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"(glass breaks) Find me someone to expel!"
[Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-09-11
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"There are special people in this world. We don't ask to be special. We're just born this way."
[Dakota Fanning (Cassie Holmes)
from Push] |
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(background)
"Just keep moving and don't make any decisions that any Watcher can track."
[Joel Gretsch (Nick's Father)
from Push] |
| 2009-09-10
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"People are going to help each other, won't they? I mean... rebuilding things. I mean the survivors, I mean. –I think it's the insects' turn."
[Mare Winningham (Julie Peters) | Anthony Edwards (Harry Washello)
from Miracle Mile] |
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(background)
"I think I've always been a romantic kind of guy. I just never had someone to be romantic with before."
[Anthony Edwards (Harry Washello)
from Miracle Mile] |
| 2009-09-09
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"Well done, students... if you were trying to disappoint me."
[Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"Big fan."
[Jack Black (Po)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
| 2009-09-08
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"Well, I promise the answer will always be 'yes,' unless 'no' is required."
[will.i.am (Moto Moto)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
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(background)
"Love has no boundaries."
[Chris Rock (Marty)
from Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa] |
| 2009-09-07
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"How do we fix the BooCruiser, GIR? I want to run a few tests on your artificial intelligence chip. It seems to be... bad."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
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(background)
"I am the neighborhood Baby Inspector. I have come to inspect the baby."
[Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM)
from Invader ZIM] |
| 2009-09-06
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"Mr. President, to be quite frank with you... I think that you will change your mind when you finally realize that this is... more than just a souped-up adding machine."
[Eric Braeden (Dr. Charles Forbin)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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(background)
"We interrupt our regularly-scheduled program to bring you this special report from the Colossus Programming Office."
[uncredited (announcer)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2009-09-05
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"Why are you so sweaty and filthy? –I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager."
[Julie White (Judy Witwicky) | Shia LaBeouf (Sam Witwicky)
from Transformers (2007)] |
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(background)
"Try and keep up with the acronyms."
[John Turturro (Agent Simmons)
from Transformers (2007)] |
| 2009-09-04
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"There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness."
[Jack Black (Po)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"There is now a Level Zero."
[Dustin Hoffman (Shifu)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
| 2009-09-03
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SFX: lightning and thunderclaps – Icon Productions audio logo
[Audio Logo
from Push] |
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(background)
"I think I just saved your life. No need to thank me, you should just start listening to me."
[Dakota Fanning (Cassie Holmes)
from Push] |
| 2009-09-02
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"Gym. Death. Now."
[Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
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(background)
"My brother's a dead man."
[Maia Brewton (Shelly Lewis)
from Parker Lewis Can't Lose] |
| 2009-09-01
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"One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it."
[Randall Duk Kim (Oogway)
from Kung Fu Panda] |
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(background)
"Promise me you will believe."
[Randall Duk Kim (Oogway)
from Kung Fu Panda] |