| 2005-09-30
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"See? You guys, you never listen to me! I said that there was going to be trouble, but you didn't listen to me! You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive! There's a Funny Farm and it has your names written all over it!"
[Jeff Cohen (Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen)
from Goonies, The] |
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(background)
"Jeez, mister, you're even hungrier than I am."
[Jeff Cohen (Lawrence 'Chunk' Cohen)
from Goonies, The] |
| 2005-09-28
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"Look, I-I need you to get past feeling guilty and focus on finding a solution."
[Amanda Tapping (Samantha Carter)
from Stargate SG-1] |
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(background)
"(machine starts and sputters to a stop) –That wasn't supposed to happen."
[uncredited
from Stargate SG-1] |
| 2005-09-27
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"Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office."
[Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)
from Dead Like Me] |
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(background)
"May I ask you a question? –That is a question. Would you like to ask me another one?"
[Robert Clarke (Ed Barphin) | Ellen Muth (Georgia 'George' Lass)
from Dead Like Me] |
| 2005-09-26
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(background)
"Oh, my god, I have a sugar daddy!"
[Eric McCormack (Will Truman)
from Will & Grace] |
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"If this seat goes any further up my ass, I'm going to have to take my underwear off with tweezers."
[Debra Messing (Grace Adler)
from Will & Grace] |
| 2005-09-23
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"You know, I've always heard that house guests and fish have a lot in common. After about three days they both start to stinkin'."
[Paula Deen (Herself)
from Paula's Home Cooking] |
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(background)
"We're gonna gain weight this weekend. I can just feel it."
[Paula Deen (Herself)
from Paula's Home Cooking] |
| 2005-09-21
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"Anything worth having is worth a little work."
[Paula Deen (Herself)
from Paula's Home Cooking] |
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(background)
"I love it, love it, love it. Mmmm."
[Paula Deen (Herself)
from Paula's Home Cooking] |
| 2005-09-19
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(background)
"Save me, cadet! It's your duty as a sycophantic underling!"
[Joe Alaskey (Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers)
from Duck Dodgers] |
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"Of course, you know, this means war! –Ehhh… (smacking lips) Now where have I heard that line before?"
[Tia Carrere (The Martian Queen) | Joe Alaskey (Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers)
from Duck Dodgers] |
| 2005-09-13
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"No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them."
[Jerry Lewis (Eugene Fullstack)
from Artists And Models] |
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(background)
"Well, that was uncalled for. –I could've sworn I heard you call."
[Dorothy Malone (Abigail 'Abby' Parker) | Dean Martin (Rick Todd)
from Artists And Models] |
| 2005-09-12
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"I wonder what game's going on up there. –Oh, probably something delightfully kinky that only three can play."
[Norman Fell (Stanley Roper) | Audra Lindley (Helen Roper)
from Three's Company] |
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(background)
"You know, it's a shame you don't live in India. You'd be sacred there."
[Norman Fell (Stanley Roper)
from Three's Company] |
| 2005-09-09
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(background)
"I have no sympathy for clumsiness."
[DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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"There's only one logical answer. We have an impostor aboard."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
| 2005-09-08
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"OK, come on. You're good-looking, you're incredibly superficial, and you lie constantly. I think you're perfect for TV."
[Topher Grace (Eric Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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(background)
"OK now, Red, please, let's hold off on the cursing until Happy Hour."
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2005-09-07
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"Sexual fulfillment is every woman's god-given right. And, by golly, I'm going to grab it!"
[Charles Busch (Angela Arden)
from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
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(background)
"As my Grandmother Newton used to say, 'Men are like Halloween pumpkins. They may look different, but inside they're all the same mush.'"
[Frances Conroy (Bootsie Carp)
from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
| 2005-09-06
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"Take your time, pussy-pie. I've got all day for an afternoon's delight."
[Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)
from Foul Play] |
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(background)
"Oh, sure thing, baby… anything you say."
[Dudley Moore (Stanley Tibbets)
from Foul Play] |
| 2005-09-05
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"We're in the hands of Fate now. We have to trust in that. Fly safe."
[Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun)
from Farscape] |
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(background)
"Don't hold your breath. This isn't even one you could get odds on."
[Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape] |
| 2005-09-02
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"Is fo-fo-fo-fo, Is fond the same as fondle-fondle?"
[Matt Frewer (Max Headroom)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
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(background)
"What the hell are you grinning at?"
[Matt Frewer (Edison Carter)
from Max Headroom (US)] |
