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September 30 – "See? You guys, you never listen to me! I said that there was going to be trouble, but you didn't listen to me! You guys are crazy! You know, you guys are self-destructive! There's a Funny Farm and it has your names written all over it!" – [Jeff Cohen from The Goonies] |
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September 29 – "You don't have any goals. –Oh, but I do. –Yeah? –I want to be just like you. I figure all I need's a lobotomy and some tights." – [Emilio Estevez and Judd Nelson from The Breakfast Club] |
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September 28 – "Look, I-I need you to get past feeling guilty and focus on finding a solution. " – [Amanda Tapping from Stargate SG-1] |
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September 27 – "Hi, Lydia. You've temped for them before. There's a dress code and your skirt needs to actually cover your ass... I don't care where your tattoo is, you cannot show crack at the office." – [Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me] |
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September 26 – "If this seat goes any further up my ass, I'm going to have to take my underwear off with tweezers." – [Debra Messing from Will & Grace] |
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September 23 – "You know, I've always heard that house guest and fish have a lot in common. After about three days they both start to stinkin'." – [Paula Deen from Paula's Home Cooking] |
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September 22 – "Welcome to the working class. –Why don't we just hire real workers? –Team Rocket's against out sourcing!" – [James, Meowth and Jessie (Eric Stuart, Madeline Blaustein and Rachael Lillis) from Pokémon] |
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September 21 – "Anything worth having is worth a little work." – [Paula Deen from Paula's Home Cooking] |
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September 20 – "Well, here's the America I know. The person who can't do anything rises to the top, while the guy who is working his ass off gets nothing. –Are you supposed to be the guy that works his ass off? –Don't make this more complicated than it has to be." – [Danny Masterson and Mila Kunis from That '70s Show] |
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September 19 – "Of course, you know, this means war! –Ehhh… (smacking lips) Now where have I heard that line before?" – [The Martian Queen and Duck Dodgers (Tia Carrere and Joe Alaskey) from Duck Dodgers] |
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September 16 – "Surrender for your own safety!" – [Birdman (Keith Andes) from Birdman] |
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September 15 – "On this particular Thursday, things were moving quietly through the ionosphere many miles above the surface of the planet... Several huge, yellow, slab-like somethings -- huge as office blocks, silent as birds -- which hung in the air exactly the same way that bricks don't." – [The Book (Peter Jones) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (album version)] |
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September 14 – "I find your reasoning logical." – [Imperious Leader (Patrick Macnee) from Battlestar Galactica: TOS] |
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September 13 – "No, I'm not cute. They wanted to have me drowned when I was born, but the SPCA stopped them." – [Jerry Lewis from Artists And Models] |
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September 12 – "I wonder what game's going on up there. –Oh, probably something delightfully kinky that only three can play." – [Norman Fell and Audra Lindley from Three's Company] |
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September 9 – "There's only one logical answer. We have an imposter aboard." – [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: TOS] |
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September 8 – "O.K., come on. You're good-looking, you're incredibly superficial, and you lie constantly. I think you're perfect for TV." – [Topher Grace from That '70s Show] |
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September 7 – "Sexual fullfillment is every woman's god-given right. And, by golly, I'm going to grab it!" – [Angela Arden (Charles Busch) from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
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September 6 – "Take your time, pussy-pie. I've got all day for an afternoon's delight." – [Dudley Moore from Foul Play] |
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September 5 – "We're in the hands of Fate now. We have to trust in that. Fly safe." – [Claudia Black from Farscape] |
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September 2 – "Is fo-fo-fo-fo, Is fond the same as fondle-fondle?" – [Max Headroom (Matt Frewer) from Max Headroom] |
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September 1 – "I know hippies. I've hated them all my life. I've kept this town free of hippies on my own since I was five and a half. But I can't contain them on my own anymore. We have to do something. Fast! –Uh. Eric. W-we're talking about potholes right now. 'mkay. –It's not potholes you need to worry about. It's potheads. I know what these people are capable of." – [Eric Cartman and Mr. Mackey (Trey Parker) from South Park] |
