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September 30 – "By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?" – [HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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September 29 – "Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny. Therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting." – [Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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September 28 – "Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farmboy. It takes a little finesse." – [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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September 27 – "What you need is a good bodyguard. –What I need is a good body. The one I've got isn't worth guarding." – [Chico and Groucho Marx from A Night In Casablanca] |
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September 24 – "Behind this door, a dark entity: evil, ancient, and hungry." – [Abe Sapien (David Hyde Pierce [voice]) from Hellboy] |
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September 23 – "I'm going to bed. –But won't you have some coffee, Alan? –No, thanks! It keeps me awake! (music sting)" – [Alan Tracy and Tin-Tin (Matt Zimmerman and Christine Finn) from Thunderbirds Are GO] |
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September 22 – "You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing." – [Kim Walker from Heathers] |
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September 21 – "Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records!" – [Bernice (Nancy Travis) from Duckman] |
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September 20 – "I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the to be the leader of the French Underground. –I know, it--it all sounds like some bad movie." – [Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge from Top Secret!] |
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September 17 – "Do we have to get a newsflash every time your body does something?" – [Diego (Denis Leary) from Ice Age] |
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September 16 – "But how many chances do I get to wear this? –Enough about your wardrobe malfunction!" – [James and Meowth (Eric Stuart and Madeline Blaustein) from Pokémon] |
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September 15 – "It was kind of traumatic, you know? Last night I only slept, like, nine hours." – [Topher Grace from That 70's Show] |
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September 14 – "My uncle was born in America. –Oh really? –But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency." – [Lucy Gutteridge and Val Kilmer from Top Secret!] |
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September 13 – "Hillary. Now that's an unusual name. –It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.' –Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. –Nick? What does that mean? –Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving." – [Val Kilmer and Lucy Gutteridge from Top Secret!] |
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September 10 – "Somebody floats a rumor and then it causes you to ask a question. And that's the game in American politics and I refuse to play it. That is a game. And you just fell for the trap. And I refuse to play." – [President George W. Bush, 2000] |
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September 9 – "OK, the battle is yours, Raymond. But it's just one battle in a huge, battly, war-thing with lots of other battles." – [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo] |
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September 8 – "So what's the big idea cooking up some chow and eating without even inviting me?! –Meowth, don't be so dramatic. Of course we saved you some. –Right. Even drama queens need a complete breakfast." – [Meowth, Jessie, and James (Madeline Blaustein, Rachael Lillis, and Eric Stuart) from Pokémon] |
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September 7 – "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said… 'I drank what?'" – [Val Kilmer from Real Genius] |
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September 3 – "Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream?" – [Gabriel Jarret and Val Kilmer from Real Genius] |
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September 2 – "Walter, it's getting late. I've got better things to do than to have religious discussions with you." – [David Warner from Tron] |
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September 1 – "You are utterly powerless against me now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Et cetera." – [Mojo Jojo (Roger L. Jackson) from The Powerpuff Girls] |
