| 2004-09-30
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"By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?"
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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(background)
"I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like this before."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
| 2004-09-29
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"Of the two of us, I am the only one who hasn't committed mutiny. Therefore, my word is the one we'll be trusting."
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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(background)
"You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?"
[Johnny Depp (Captain Jack Sparrow)
from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
| 2004-09-28
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(background)
"Of all the lesser species, I admit I've grown to like yours the best."
[Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape] |
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"Flying through wormholes ain't like dusting crops, farmboy. It takes a little finesse."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-09-27
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"What you need is a good bodyguard. –What I need is a good body. The one I've got isn't worth guarding."
[Chico Marx (Corbaccio) | Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
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(background)
"Well, here we are up in the air. What a stupid remark that is."
[Groucho Marx (Ronald Kornblow)
from A Night In Casablanca] |
| 2004-09-24
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(background)
"I think we've stumbled on to some kind of kooky mystery here. Let's look around."
[Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones)
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
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"Behind this door, a dark entity: evil, ancient, and hungry."
[David Hyde Pierce (Abe Sapien)
from Hellboy] |
| 2004-09-23
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"I'm going to bed. –But won't you have some coffee, Alan? –No, thanks! It keeps me awake! (music sting)"
[Matt Zimmerman (Alan Tracy) | Christine Finn (Tin-Tin Kyrano)
from Thunderbirds Are GO] |
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(background)
"Mobile Control from FAB One, are we clear?"
[Sylvia Anderson (Lady Penelope Creighton-Ward)
from Thunderbirds Are GO] |
| 2004-09-22
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(background)
"Did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?"
[Kim Walker (Heather (Chandler))
from Heathers] |
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"You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school. If I wasn't already the head of it, I'd want the same thing."
[Kim Walker (Heather (Chandler))
from Heathers] |
| 2004-09-21
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"Now do it or they'll be identifying you by your dental records!"
[Nancy Travis (Bernice)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"He's not really a 'people person,' is he?"
[Gilbert Gottfried (Dr. Art 'Bones' McSalvo)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2004-09-20
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"I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a girl he met in a restaurant who then turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to a childhood lover who she'd last seen on a deserted island and who turned out 15 years later to be the to be the leader of the French Underground. –I know, it--it all sounds like some bad movie."
[Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond)
from Top Secret!] |
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(background)
"The Mama fell in the TV!"
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2004-09-17
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"Do we have to get a newsflash every time your body does something?"
[Denis Leary (Diego)
from Ice Age] |
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(background)
"Hey, look at that -- dinner and a show."
[Ray Romano (Manfred)
from Ice Age] |
| 2004-09-16
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"But how many chances do I get to wear this? –Enough about your wardrobe malfunction!"
[Eric Stuart (James) | Madeleine Blaustein (Meowth)
from Pokémon] |
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(background)
"Aaah! Having a bad hair day, huh?"
[Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2004-09-15
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"It was kind of traumatic, you know? Last night I only slept, like, nine hours."
[Topher Grace (Eric Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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(background)
"I'm starting to notice something about you. You're still here!"
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2004-09-14
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(background)
"Driver, why are we stopped here? This isn't the Howard Johnson's."
[Omar Sharif (Agent Cedric)
from Top Secret!] |
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"My uncle was born in America. –Oh really? –But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency."
[Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond) | Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers)
from Top Secret!] |
| 2004-09-13
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"Hillary. Now that's an unusual name. –It's a German name. It means 'She whose bosoms defy gravity.' –Pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. –Nick? What does that mean? –Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving."
[Val Kilmer (Nick Rivers) | Lucy Gutteridge (Hillary Flammond)
from Top Secret!] |
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(background)
"I've tried everything; the Embassy, the German government, the Consulate, I even talked to the U.N. Ambassador. It's no use. I just can't bring my wife to orgasm."
[Billy J. Mitchell (Martin, Nick's Manager)
from Top Secret!] |
| 2004-09-10
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"Somebody floats a rumor and then it causes you to ask a question. And that's the game in American politics and I refuse to play it. That is a game. And you just fell for the trap. And I refuse to play." (2000)
[George W. Bush
from Presidents] |
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(background)
"Stand by for action."
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
| 2004-09-09
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"OK, the battle is yours, Raymond. But it's just one battle in a huge, battley, war-thing with lots of other battles."
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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(background)
"What's going on here, some kind of hippie flea market?"
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| 2004-09-08
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"So what's the big idea cooking up some chow and eating without even inviting me?! –Meowth, don't be so dramatic. Of course we saved you some. –Right. Even drama queens need a complete breakfast."
[Madeleine Blaustein (Meowth) | Rachael Lillis (Jessie) | Eric Stuart (James)
from Pokémon] |
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(background)
"Liar! There is not an age limit!"
[Rachael Lillis (Jessie)
from Pokémon] |
| 2004-09-07
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"I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said… 'I drank what?'"
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
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(background)
"Welcome to Pacific Tech's Smart People On Ice!"
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
| 2004-09-03
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"Something strange happened to me this morning. –Was it a dream where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes on a pyramid with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you? –No. –Why am I the only person that has that dream?"
[Gabriel Jarret (Mitch Taylor) | Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
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(background)
"Would you classify that as a launch problem or a design problem?"
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
| 2004-09-02
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"Walter, it's getting late. I've got better things to do than to have religious discussions with you."
[David Warner (Ed Dillinger)
from TRON] |
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(background)
"He chose poorly."
[Robert Eddison (Grail Knight)
from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade] |
| 2004-09-01
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"You are utterly powerless against me now! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Et cetera."
[Roger L. Jackson (Mojo Jojo)
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
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(background)
"Oh, man, I'd do anything for some Chemical X right about now!"
[Rob Paulsen (Jeff (in wheelchair))
from Powerpuff Girls, The] |
