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September 30 - "Well, that's not exactly an apology, but you know what they say about beggars. –That they'll only spend it on booze? –Never mind." - [Jane and Trent Lane (Wendy Hoopes and Alvaro J. Gonzalez) from Daria] |
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September 29 - "Never argue with the data." - [Sheen (Jeffrey Garcia) from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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September 26~28 - "The jig is up, you jaded, jugheaded, jack-in-the-box!" - [Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings) from Darkwing Duck] |
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September 25 - "There is no curse in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of Men for this treachery." - [Treebeard (John Rhys-Davies) from The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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September 24 - "Not idly do the leaves of Lorién fall." - [Viggo Mortensen from The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers] |
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September 23 - "Creepy? We're the CIA, that's what we do." - [Keith David from Agent Cody Banks] |
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September 22 - "An enlightened man would offer a humble traveler shelter for the night and share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs." - [Chow Yun-Fat from Bulletproof Monk] |
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September 19~21 - "We, the white God-fearing citizens of Rock Ridge, wish to express our extreme displeasure with your choice of sheriff. Please remove him immediately. (applause) The fact that you have sent him here just goes to prove that you are the leading asshole in the state. (applause)" - [Carol Arthur from Blazing Saddles] |
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September 18 - "I know you think I'm too little to own my own city, but don't worry. I won't let you down. I'll be the best little capitalist piglet Princess you ever had." - [Princess Morbucks (Jennifer Hale) from The Powerpuff Girls] |
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September 17 - "Why? Because Mentok wills it so! Proceed." - [Mentok The Mindtaker (John Michael Higgins) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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September 16 - "We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things." - [Michael Ansara from Babylon 5] |
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September 15 - "Leonard, always the years between us. Always the years. Always the love. Always the hours." - [Nicole Kidman from The Hours] |
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September 12~14 - "Sorry, boys, but I'm not ready to settle down. All over this great land of ours there are other glamour-deprived boys and girls that need my help. As we say in the Theatre, ciao!" - [Jim Bailey from Duckman] |
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September 11 - As I did last year, I'm choosing to have no sound today in rememberance of those who lost their lives on this day two years ago at the WTC in New York. Instead, please visit The Sonic Memorial Project or The September 11 Digital Archive. |
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September 10 - "(whoosh) Um, Kimmy, I enjoy sucking and blowing as much as the next guy, but wouldn't this be easier with a pump?" - [Mark (uncredited) from Undergrads] |
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September 9 - "When teenagers complain that they want to be treated like human beings, it's usually because they are being treated like human beings." - [Jennifer Rhodes from Heathers] |
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September 8 - "They say I'm disturbed. Well, of course I'm disturbed! I mean, we're all disturbed! And if we're not, why not? Doesn't this blend of blindness and blandness want to make you do something crazy? Then why not do something crazy? It makes a helluva lot more sense than blowing your fucking brains out!" - [Christian Slater from Pump Up The Volume] |
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September 5~7 - "Ah, Mrs. Dalloway, always giving parties to cover the silence." - [Ed Harris from The Hours] |
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September 4 - "The Zen philosopher Basho once wrote, 'A flute with no holes is not a flute. And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.'" - [Chevy Chase from Caddyshack] |
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September 3 - "I haven't felt tension like that since I got stuck in an elevator with Pat Buchanan and RuPaul." - [Cornfed Pig (Gregg Berger) from Duckman] |
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September 2 - In Memoriam, Charles Bronson
"Ja vas lublu. Ja vas lublu. What's it mean? –I love you. –I love you? What bloody good is that? –I don't know. I wasn't going to use it myself." - [James Coburn and Charles Bronson from The Great Escape] (note: the phonetic spelling of the Russian comes from the film's subtitles. I make no claim to their accuracy.) |
