September 2001 Archives

2001-09-28 Movie "No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends, only from lovers." [Teri Garr (Sandy Lester) from Tootsie]
Movie (background) "Harry, seconds count, buddy. Ditch the bitch." [Tom Arnold (Albert Gibson) from True Lies]
2001-09-27 Movie "Oh, she can't help it. It's just her tough luck that she wasn't born deaf and dumb." [Phyllis Povah (Mrs. Phelps Potter (Edith)) from Women, The]
Movie (background) "Oh, don't worry, sweetie. It won't be the first time she's returned one of your gifts." [Nia Long (Leslie) from Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy, The]
2001-09-26 Television "May glory and honor follow you on your journey." [Michael Dorn (Worf) from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
Television (background) "You have entered grid 9-2 of subjunction 12. Proceed." [uncredited from Star Trek: Voyager]
2001-09-25 Movie "Can't you feel the vibes in your own house? Bad, sport, real bad. I mean, the karma's so thick around here you need an aqualung to breathe!" [Gerrit Graham (Beef) from Phantom of the Paradise]
Television (background) "Oh, really?" [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton]
2001-09-24 Television (background) "Well, look, I'm new to all this 'escaped prisoner' crap, all right?" [Claudia Black (Aeyrn Sun) from Farscape]
Television "I don't know who you are, where you're from, or what you want. But if you threaten my freedom, I'll kill you." [Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo) from Farscape]
2001-09-21 Movie (background) "I think it was Milton Berle's fault. I just like to blame him." [Buddy Hackett (Himself) from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World]
Movie "You maniacs! You blew it up! Oh, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" [Charlton Heston (George Taylor) from Planet of the Apes, The]
2001-09-20 Movie "Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most-famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia.'" [Wallace Shawn (Vizzini) from Princess Bride, The]
Television (background) "Settle in, this could be a long one." [Kathy Griffin (Alice) from Dilbert]
2001-09-19 Movie "Well, you see, this is the problem with terrorists. They're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Harry Tasker) from True Lies]
2001-09-18 Television (background) "Let's hang-ten for justice!" [Townsend Coleman (The Tick) from The Tick]
Movie "You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You've got to kill him or let him be." [John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn) from True Grit]
2001-09-17 Movie "Well, yeah, OK, that's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen." [Nicolas Cage (Dr. Stanley Goodspeed) from The Rock]
Television (background) "Atlantia Death Squadron, attack!" [uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver)) from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series]
2001-09-14 Television "You have made me very angry, very angry indeed!" [Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian) from Looney Tunes]
Television (background) "That wasn't a bit nice." [Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian) from Looney Tunes]
Movie "OK, you people sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning, and if we're not back by dawn... call the President." [Kurt Russell (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble In Little China]
2001-09-13 Television (background) "It's the Mattel Thunderburp with the real vibrasonic sound chamber that's loaded forever and ever!" (from Mattel Thunderburp) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Somewhere wandering loose around Mayberry is a loaded goat." [Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor) from Andy Griffith Show, The]
2001-09-12 Movie "I'm just an untalented old has-been. –Were you ever famous? –No. –Then how can you be a has-been?" [George Gaynes (John Van Horn) | Dustin Hoffman (Michael Dorsey / Dorothy Michaels) from Tootsie]
Movie (background) "Who gives a shit?" [Sydney Pollack (George Fields) from Tootsie]
Television "Good evening. Today, our fellow citizens, our way of life, our very freedom came under attack in a series of deliberate and deadly terrorist acts. The victims were in airplanes or in their offices, secretaries, businessmen and women, military and Federal workers, moms and dads, friends and neighbors. Thousands of lives were suddenly ended by evil, despicable acts of terror. The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, hues-huge structures collapsing, have filled us with disbelief, terrible sadness, and a quiet, unyielding anger. These acts of mass murder were intended to frighten our nation into chaos and retreat, but they have failed. Our country is strong. A great people has [sic] been moved to defend a great nation. Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundation of America. These acts shattered steel, but they cannot dent the steel of American resolve. America was targeted for attack because we're the brightest beacon for freedom and opportunity in the world. And no one will keep that light from shining. Today our nation saw evil, the very worst of human nature. And we responded with the best of America, with the daring of our rescue workers, with the caring of [sic] for strangers and neighbors who came to give blood and help in any way they could. Immediately following the first attack, I implemented our government's Emergency Response plans. Our military's powerful, and it's prepared. Our emergency teams are working in New York City and Washington, DC, to help with local resuce efforts. Our first priority's to get help to those who have been injured, and to take every precaution to protect our citizens at home and around the world from further attacks. The functions of our government continue without interuption. Federal agencies in Washington which had to be evacuated today are re-opening for essential personnel tonight and will be open for business tomorrow. Our financial institutions remain strong, and the American economy will be open for business as well. The search is underway for those who are behind these evil acts. I've directed the full resources of our Intelligence and Law Enforcement communities to find those responsible and to bring them to justice. We will make no distinction between the terrorist [sic] who committed these acts and those who harbor them. I appreciate so very much the members of Congress who have joined me in strongly condemning these attacks. And on behalf of the American people, I thank the many World Leaders who have called to offer their condolences and assistance. America, and our friends and allies, join with all those who want peace and security in the world, and we stand together to win the war against terrorism. Tonight I ask for your prayers for all those who grieve: for the children whose worlds have been shattered, for all whose sense of safety and security has been threatened. And I pray they will be comforted by a power greater than any of us, spoken through the ages in Psalm 23. 'Even though I walk through the valley of shadow of Death, I fear no evil for You are with me.' This is a day when all Americans from every walk of life unite in our resolve for justice and peace. America has stood down any-enemies before, and we will do so this time. None of us will ever forget this day, yet we go forward to defend freedom and all that is good and just in our world. Thank you. Good night and God Bless America." (September 11, 2001) [George W. Bush from Presidents]
2001-09-11 Movie "(gunshots) Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?" [John Travolta (Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins) from Broken Arrow]
Movie (background) "Not permitted." [uncredited (The Tabernacle) from Zardoz]
2001-09-10 Television "Get someone else to do your dirty work!" [Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI) from Farscape]
Television (background) "The imperfection is yours." [Tim Mieville (Traal) from Farscape]
2001-09-07 Movie "I know drug-real from real-real!" [Gerrit Graham (Beef) from Phantom of the Paradise]
Movie (background) "But I am stoned!" [Paul Williams (Swan) from Phantom of the Paradise]
2001-09-06 Movie "Am I going mad, or did the word 'think' escape your lips?" [Wallace Shawn (Vizzini) from Princess Bride, The]
Movie (background) "Inconceivable!" [Wallace Shawn (Vizzini) from Princess Bride, The]
2001-09-05 Movie (background) "You don't know how right you are, Goliath." [Gerrit Graham (Beef) from Phantom of the Paradise]
Movie "She's too good for you!" [William Finley (Winslow / The Phantom) from Phantom of the Paradise]
2001-09-04 Movie (background) "Whoa! Attitude!" [John Travolta (Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins) from Broken Arrow]
Movie "You assured me everything would go smoothly! –Everything is going smoothly, I assure you." [Bob Gunton (Pritchett) | John Travolta (Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins) from Broken Arrow]