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September 29 – "Do not speak to me of rules! This is war! This is not a game of cricket!" – [Sessue Hayakawa from The Bridge on the River Kwai] |
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September 28 – "I refuse to act that dopey." – [Curly from The 3 Stooges] |
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September 27 – "This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes." – [Laurence Fishburne from The Matrix] |
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September 26 – "Think of me as the genie in the magic lamp." – [KARR from Knight Rider] |
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September 25 – "Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it, come up." – [Mae West from My Little Chickadee] |
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September 22~24 – "We, the People, have a right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you. One nation, invisible, with Liberty and Christmas for all." – [Carl Reiner from The Spirit of 76] |
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September 21 – "Yes and I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog." – [pretty much any male villain from Scooby Doo] |
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September 20 – "This President is not above the law." – [Kurtwood Smith from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country] |
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September 19 – "Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a. . .git." – [Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder] |
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September 18 – "Good show! Jolly good show, Major!" – [André Morell from The Bridge on the River Kwai] |
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September 15~17 – "Quiet, please. I am analyzing. [burp]" – [Robby the Robot from Forbidden Planet] |
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September 14 – "Talk about a crime, I can't believe I wore those platform shoes!" – [Duckman from Duckman] |
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September 13 – "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." – [President Ronald Reagan, 1984] |
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September 12 – "I find this scientifically fascinating." – [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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September 11 – "You repaired me, you did not create me. I am a Cylon." – [Cy the Cylon (Gary Owens) from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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September 9~10 – Saw this guy at a comedy club last night and thought "what the hell" – It's a Carlos Alazraqui weekend!
"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung. . .I've always wanted one." – [Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life]
"Holy mother of Buddha did you get fat." – [Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life]
"I don't think my parents want to see this." – [Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life]
"¡Viva Gorditas!" – [Chihuahua from a Taco Bell commercial]
"I think I need a bigger box." – [Chihuahua from a Taco Bell commercial]
"Here, lizard, lizard, lizard!" – [Chihuahua from a Taco Bell commercial] |
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September 8 – "I'm Captain Benjamin Sisko. Welcome to Deep Space 9." – [Avery Brooks from Star Trek: Deep Space 9] |
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September 7 – "Now I'm going to make an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way that dear old Dad used to. –Wha–what if something happens?! –What can happen to an Old Fashioned?" – [Jim Backus and Buddy Hackett from It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad World] |
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September 6 – "I–I can't help you. Sorry, I'm not here to teach remedial reporting." – [Holly Hunter from Broadcast News] |
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September 5 – "I think you've got something there, and I'll wait outside until you clean it up." – [Groucho Marx from Horse Feathers] |
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September 4 – "Shouldn't we be working?" – [Asok from Dilbert] |
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September 2~3 – It's a Back-To-School Daria Weekend!
"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much." – [Daria Morgendorffer]
"But that's not fair! I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?" – [Quinn Morgendorffer]
"And for those with less, uh, robust scores there's still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector." – [Mr. O'Neill]
"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?" – [Daria] |
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September 1 – "Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad-ass." – [Jason London from Dazed and Confused] |
