| 2000-09-29
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"Wars not make one great."
[Frank Oz (Yoda)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
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"Do not speak to me of rules! This is war! This is not a game of cricket!"
[Sessue Hayakawa (Col. Saito)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
| 2000-09-28
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"I refuse to act that dopey."
[Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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"Because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."
[Al Franken (Stuart Smiley)
from Saturday Night Live] |
| 2000-09-27
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"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill: the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill: you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."
[Laurence Fishburne (Morpheus)
from Matrix, The] |
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"Oh, no, not again! Oh my! Oh my! Oh, my goodness gracious!"
[Junius Matthews (Rabbit)
from Winnie The Pooh] |
| 2000-09-26
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"Are these magic brownies? –Pepperidge Farm."
[Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright) | John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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"Think of me as the genie in the magic lamp."
[Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.)
from Knight Rider] |
| 2000-09-25
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"Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it, come up."
[Mae West (Flower Belle Lee)
from My Little Chickadee] |
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"Elvis has left the building!"
[uncredited (announcer)
from Presley, Elvis] |
| 2000-09-22
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"We, the People, have a right to remain silent. Anything you say may be used against you. One nation, invisible, with Liberty and Christmas for all."
[Carl Reiner (Dr. Von Mobil)
from Spirit Of '76, The] |
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(background)
"I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
| 2000-09-21
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(background)
"I must admit, I do get a certain perverse pleasure out of it."
[Marc Alaimo (Gul Dukat)
from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine] |
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"Yes and I'd've gotten away with it, too, if it wasn't for these blasted kids and their dog."
[uncredited
from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?] |
| 2000-09-20
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"This President is not above the law."
[Kurtwood Smith (Federation President)
from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country] |
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"I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." (August 1998)
[William Jefferson Clinton
from Presidents] |
| 2000-09-19
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"I smell foul play, Sherman."
[Bill Scott (Mr. Hector Peabody)
from Bullwinkle Show, The] |
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"Better a lapdog to a slip of a girl than a... git."
[Rowan Atkinson (Lord Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder II] |
| 2000-09-18
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(background)
"How revolting."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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"Good show! Jolly good show, Major!"
[André Morell (Col. Green)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
| 2000-09-15
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"Quiet, please. I am analyzing. (burp)"
[Marvin Miller (Robby the Robot)
from Forbidden Planet] |
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(background)
"Does not compute."
[Dick Tufeld (Robot)
from Lost In Space] |
| 2000-09-14
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(background)
"I love disco, and I hear it's making a comeback."
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Talk about a crime, I can't believe I wore those platform shoes!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-09-13
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(background)
"Boom, baby, boom! I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber what bombs at midnight!"
[Maurice LaMarche (The Evil Midnite Bomber)
from The Tick] |
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"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." (1984)
[Ronald Reagan
from Presidents] |
| 2000-09-12
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"I find this scientifically fascinating."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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(background)
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
[Bill Murray (Dr. Peter Venkman)
from Ghostbusters] |
| 2000-09-11
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(background)
"Oh, boy, a Pressman toy!" (from Pressman Toys)
[Audio Logo
from Commercials] |
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"You repaired me, you did not create me. I am a Cylon."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2000-09-09
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(background)
"Everyone loves Bobo, heh."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"A sad, crying clown in an iron lung. . .I've always wanted one."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"I don't think my parents want to see this."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"Holy mother of Buddha did you get fat."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Grandma Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"I think I need a bigger box." (from Taco Bell)
[Carlos Alazraqui (Taco Bell Chihuahua)
from Commercials] |
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"¡Viva Gorditas!" (from Taco Bell)
[Carlos Alazraqui (Taco Bell Chihuahua)
from Commercials] |
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"Here, lizard, lizard, lizard!" (from Taco Bell)
[Carlos Alazraqui (Taco Bell Chihuahua)
from Commercials] |
| 2000-09-08
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"I'm Captain Benjamin Sisko. Welcome to Deep Space 9."
[Avery Brooks (Benjamin Sisko)
from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine] |
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(background)
"Should we replicate you a teddy bear?"
[Garrett Wang (Harry Kim)
from Star Trek: Voyager] |
| 2000-09-07
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"Now I'm going to make an Old Fashioned the old fashioned way, the way that dear old Dad used to. –Wha-what if something happens?! –What can happen to an Old Fashioned?"
[Jim Backus (Tyler Fitzgerald) | Buddy Hackett (Benjy Benjamin)
from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World] |
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"Damn your drunk tests are hard!"
[Steve Martin (Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr)
from Man With Two Brains, The] |
| 2000-09-06
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"I-I can't help you. Sorry, I'm not here to teach remedial reporting."
[Holly Hunter (Jane Craig)
from Broadcast News] |
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(background)
"And now you know the rest of the story."
[Paul Harvey (Himself)
from Harvey, Paul] |
| 2000-09-05
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"I think you've got something there, and I'll wait outside until you clean it up."
[Groucho Marx (Prof. Quincy Adams Wagstaff)
from Horse Feathers] |
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(background)
Tarzan's yell.
[Johnny Weissmuller (Tarzan)
from Tarzan the Ape Man] |
| 2000-09-04
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"Shouldn't we be working?"
[Tom Kenny (Asok)
from Dilbert] |
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(background)
"Working."
[uncredited (computer)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
| 2000-09-02
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"But that's not fair! I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?"
[Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?"
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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CBS Special Presentations Audio Logo
[Audio Logo
from Miscellaneous] |
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"And for those with less, uh, robust scores there's still wonderful opportunities in the food services sector."
[Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill)
from Daria] |
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"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2000-09-01
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(background)
"Well, spank my ass and call me Charlie."
[Trey Parker (Herbert Garrison)
from South Park] |
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"Yeah, there's always one senior who has to be the bad-ass."
[Jason London (Randall 'Pink' Floyd)
from Dazed And Confused] |
