| 1999-08-31
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"Harry, get me the laptop, the modem, the magnetic strip key that got us into this room... and a shower cap."
[Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Tommy Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 1999-08-30
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"Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised."
[Beau Weaver (announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 1999-08-27
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"As President of the United States, I bestow the distinguished Flying Cross as a symbol of appreciation for what he is and what he has done upon Colonel Charles A. Lindberg." (1927)
[Calvin Coolidge
from Presidents] |
| 1999-08-26
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"The truth has never been in anyone's best interests."
[Josh Clark (Kendarr)
from Crusade] |
| 1999-08-25
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"I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!"
[Mako (The Wizard)
from Conan The Barbarian] |
| 1999-08-24
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"Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea… they eat their young."
[Eve Arden (Ida Corwin)
from Mildred Pierce] |
| 1999-08-23
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"I thought you said you don't hold a grudge. –I don't. I have no surviving enemies… at all."
[Gary Cole (Capt. Matthew Gideon) | Peter Woodward (Galen)
from Crusade] |
| 1999-08-21
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"If there was one thing Mrs. Smith was sure of, it was that her brand of tuna was best." (from Bumblebee Tuna)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Sometimes my kids seem like a bunch of kangaroos!" (from Beacon Wax)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Mentos, the Freshmaker!" (from Mentos)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Now a new P-F. Flyer adventure starring Johnny Quest!" (from P-F Flyers)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Riesen, the chocolate chew!" (from Riesen)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 1999-08-20
|
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"That program is already in use."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 1999-08-19
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"Hey, Bert? I brought home a surprise, Bert!"
[Jim Henson (Ernie)
from Sesame Street] |
| 1999-08-18
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"Why are we all forced to go to work at the same time? Who arbitrarily decided that 8:00 a.m. was a good time for everyone to go to work?"
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-08-17
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"You're the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!"
[Johnny Depp (Ed Wood)
from Ed Wood] |
| 1999-08-16
|
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"I never drink… wine."
[Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula)
from Dracula] |
| 1999-08-14
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"Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks."
[David Duchovny (Fox Mulder)
from X Files, The] |
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"Liquor, don't drink that. –Why? –Mine. –Oh. –This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism."
[uncredited | uncredited
from You Don't Know Jack] |
|
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"You're useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing."
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
|
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"Back off, Jack!"
[Flip Wilson (Geradine Jones)
from Flip Wilson Show, The] |
|
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"Come out, come out, where ever you are."
[Jack Nicholson (Jack Torrance)
from Shining, The] |
| 1999-08-13
|
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"We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?"
[Kurt Russell (Jack Burton)
from Big Trouble In Little China] |
| 1999-08-12
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"Yep, you're right. I need to work on my attitude. Bye then!"
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 1999-08-11
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"Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?"
[Jenna Elfman (Dharma Finklestein Montgomery)
from Dharma & Greg] |
| 1999-08-10
|
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"If Ida Lupino married Don Ho she'd be Ida Ho."
[Dinah Shore (Herself)
from Laugh-In] |
| 1999-08-09
|
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"It's alive!"
[Colin Clive (Dr. Henry Frankenstein)
from Frankenstein] |
| 1999-08-06
|
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"Well that has 'alibi' written all over it."
[Gordon Hunt (Wally)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-08-05
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"There is always hope. –Only because it's the one thing that no one has figured out how to kill yet."
[Edward Woodward (Alwyn) | Peter Woodward (Galen)
from Crusade] |
| 1999-08-04
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"Miserable little turnip."
[Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
| 1999-08-03
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"Before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight. And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed."
[Terry G. Mross (Coach Conrad)
from Dazed And Confused] |
| 1999-08-02
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"Jeff, don't jiggle the oven. I've got biscuits baking."
[Donna Reed (Donna Stone)
from Donna Reed Show, The] |
