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August 31 - "Harry, get me the laptop, the modem, the magnetic strip key that got us into this room. . .and a shower cap." - [Joseph Gordon-Levitt from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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August 30 - "Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised." - [Beau Weaver from a Miscellaneous TV promo] |
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August 27~29 - "As President of the United States, I bestow the distinguished Flying Cross as a symbol of appreciation for what he is and what he has done upon Colonel Charles A. Lindberg." - [President Calvin Coolidge, 1927] |
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August 26 - "The truth has never been in anyone's best interests." - [Josh Clark from Crusade] |
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August 25 - "I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!" - [Mako from Conan The Barbarian] |
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August 24 - "Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea. . .they eat their young." - [Eve Arden from Mildred Pierce] |
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August 23 - "I thought you said you don't hold a grudge. -I don't. I have no surviving enemies. . .at all." - [Gary Cole and Peter Woodward from Crusade] |
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August 21~22 - It's A Commercial-Filled Weekend!
"Sometimes my kids seem like a bunch of kangaroos!" - [woman from a Beacon Wax commercial]
"Mentos, the Freshmaker!" - [announcer from a Mentos commercial]
"Riesen, the chocolate chew!" - [announcer from a Riesen commercial]
"Now a new P.F. Flyer adventure starring Johnny Quest!" - [announcer from a P.F. Flyers commercial]
"If there was one thing Mrs. Smith was sure of, it was that her brand of tuna was best." - [announcer from a Bumblebee Tuna commercial] |
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August 20 - "That program is already in use." - [the computer from Star Trek: TNG] |
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August 19 - "Hey, Bert? I brought home a surprise, Bert!" - [Ernie from Sesame Street] |
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August 18 - "Why are we all forced to go to work at the same time? Who arbitrarily decided that 8:00 a.m. was a good time for everyone to go to work?" - [Dilbert from Dilbert] |
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August 17 - "You're the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!" - [Johnny Depp from Ed Wood] |
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August 16 - "I never drink wine." - [Bela Lugosi from Dracula] |
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August 14~15 - Finally some more weekend stuff!
Back off, Jack! - [Flip Wilson as Geraldine from The Flip Wilson Show]
"Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks." - [David Duchovny from The X Files]
"Liquor, don't drink that. -Why? -Mine. -Oh. -This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism." - [from the game series You Don't Know Jack]
"Come out, come out, where ever you are." - [Jack Nicholson from The Shining]
"You're useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing." - [Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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August 13 - "We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?" - [Kurt Russell from Big Trouble In Little China] |
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August 12 - "Yep, you're right. I need to work on my attitude. Bye then!" - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show] |
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August 11 - "Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?" - [Jenna Elfmanl from Dharma & Greg] |
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August 10 - "If Ida Lupino married Don Ho she'd be Ida Ho." - [Dinah Shore from Laugh-In] |
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August 9 - "It's alive!" - [Colin Clive from Frankenstein] |
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August 6~8 - "Well that has 'alibi' written all over it." - [Wally from Dilbert] |
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August 5 - "There is always hope. Only because it's the one thing that no one has figured out how to kill yet." - [Peter Woodward from Crusade] |
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August 4 - "Miserable little turnip." - [Joanna Lumley from Absolutely Fabulous] |
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August 3 - "Before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight. And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed." - [Terry G. Mross from Dazed And Confused] |
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August 2 - "Jeff, don't jiggle the oven. I've got biscuits baking." - [Donna Reed from The Donna Reed Show] |
