August 1999 Archives

1999-08-31 Television "Harry, get me the laptop, the modem, the magnetic strip key that got us into this room... and a shower cap." [Joseph Gordon-Levitt (Tommy Solomon) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
1999-08-30 Television "Due to some violent content, parental discretion is advised." [Beau Weaver (announcer) from Miscellaneous]
1999-08-27 Television "As President of the United States, I bestow the distinguished Flying Cross as a symbol of appreciation for what he is and what he has done upon Colonel Charles A. Lindberg." (1927) [Calvin Coolidge from Presidents]
1999-08-26 Television "The truth has never been in anyone's best interests." [Josh Clark (Kendarr) from Crusade]
1999-08-25 Movie "I'm a wizard, mind you. This place is kept by powerful gods and spirits of kings. Harm my flesh and you will have to deal with the dead!" [Mako (The Wizard) from Conan The Barbarian]
1999-08-24 Movie "Personally, Veda's convinced me that alligators have the right idea… they eat their young." [Eve Arden (Ida Corwin) from Mildred Pierce]
1999-08-23 Television "I thought you said you don't hold a grudge. –I don't. I have no surviving enemies… at all." [Gary Cole (Capt. Matthew Gideon) | Peter Woodward (Galen) from Crusade]
1999-08-21 Television "If there was one thing Mrs. Smith was sure of, it was that her brand of tuna was best." (from Bumblebee Tuna) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Sometimes my kids seem like a bunch of kangaroos!" (from Beacon Wax) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Mentos, the Freshmaker!" (from Mentos) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Now a new P-F. Flyer adventure starring Johnny Quest!" (from P-F Flyers) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Riesen, the chocolate chew!" (from Riesen) [uncredited from Commercials]
1999-08-20 Television "That program is already in use." [Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
1999-08-19 Television "Hey, Bert? I brought home a surprise, Bert!" [Jim Henson (Ernie) from Sesame Street]
1999-08-18 Television "Why are we all forced to go to work at the same time? Who arbitrarily decided that 8:00 a.m. was a good time for everyone to go to work?" [Daniel Stern (Dilbert) from Dilbert]
1999-08-17 Movie "You're the ruler of the galaxy, show a little taste!" [Johnny Depp (Ed Wood) from Ed Wood]
1999-08-16 Movie "I never drink… wine." [Bela Lugosi (Count Dracula) from Dracula]
1999-08-14 Television "Next time I'll wear a clown suit and do balloon tricks." [David Duchovny (Fox Mulder) from X Files, The]
Video Game "Liquor, don't drink that. –Why? –Mine. –Oh. –This message brought to you by the United States Department of Condescending Paternalism." [uncredited | uncredited from You Don't Know Jack]
Television "You're useless and pathetic, like a useless and pathetic thing." [Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko) from Rocko's Modern Life]
Television "Back off, Jack!" [Flip Wilson (Geradine Jones) from Flip Wilson Show, The]
Movie "Come out, come out, where ever you are." [Jack Nicholson (Jack Torrance) from Shining, The]
1999-08-13 Movie "We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?" [Kurt Russell (Jack Burton) from Big Trouble In Little China]
1999-08-12 Television "Yep, you're right. I need to work on my attitude. Bye then!" [Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) from That '70s Show]
1999-08-11 Television "Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt?" [Jenna Elfman (Dharma Finklestein Montgomery) from Dharma & Greg]
1999-08-10 Television "If Ida Lupino married Don Ho she'd be Ida Ho." [Dinah Shore (Herself) from Laugh-In]
1999-08-09 Movie "It's alive!" [Colin Clive (Dr. Henry Frankenstein) from Frankenstein]
1999-08-06 Television "Well that has 'alibi' written all over it." [Gordon Hunt (Wally) from Dilbert]
1999-08-05 Television "There is always hope. –Only because it's the one thing that no one has figured out how to kill yet." [Edward Woodward (Alwyn) | Peter Woodward (Galen) from Crusade]
1999-08-04 Television "Miserable little turnip." [Joanna Lumley (Patsy Stone) from Absolutely Fabulous]
1999-08-03 Movie "Before next fall you're in need of a serious attitude adjustment, young man. You'd better get your priorities straight. And watch out with that other crowd you're runnin' with. Don't think I haven't noticed." [Terry G. Mross (Coach Conrad) from Dazed And Confused]
1999-08-02 Television "Jeff, don't jiggle the oven. I've got biscuits baking." [Donna Reed (Donna Stone) from Donna Reed Show, The]