| 2011-08-31
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"Tell her to line up her lawyers so I can piss on them. Long and hard."
[John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"So these are the Torchwood clowns?"
[John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)
from Torchwood] |
| 2011-08-30
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"People seem to be talking over me. Which is fascinating and rare... and forbidden!"
[John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"You're that English girl, Cooper. Have I got that right? –No, I'm not English. And I'm not a girl."
[John de Lancie (Alan Shapiro) | Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
| 2011-08-29
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"It's a matter of professional integrity! No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes)
from Sherlock Holmes] |
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(background)
"Watson, what have you done?"
[Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes)
from Sherlock Holmes] |
| 2011-08-28
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"What the hell's going on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?"
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
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(background)
"I know they tell you never hit a man with a closed fist. But it is, on occasion, hilarious."
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
| 2011-08-26
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"Whatever happened to free will? –We actually tried free will before. After taking you from hunting and gathering to the height of the Roman Empire, we stepped back… to see how you'd do on your own. You gave us the Dark Ages for five centuries, until finally we decided we should come back in."
[Matt Damon (David Norris) | Terence Stamp (Thompson)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
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(background)
"Well, you've just seen behind a curtain that you weren't even supposed to know existed. It must be jarring."
[John Slattery (Richardson)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
| 2011-08-25
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"Maybe I can help. I'm a veterinarian."
[Bridget Moynahan (Michele)
from Battle: Los Angeles] |
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(background)
"Who the hell's John Wayne?"
[Gino Anthony Pesi (Cpl. Nick Stavrou)
from Battle: Los Angeles] |
| 2011-08-23
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"What the hell is going on? –Welcome to Torchwood."
[Alexa Havins (Esther Drummond) | Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"So young, so handsome, and so cynical."
[John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Torchwood] |
| 2011-08-22
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"You do that again and I'll break every bone in your body."
[John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
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(background)
"I thought you was dead. –Not hardly."
[Richard Boone (John Fain) | John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles)
from Big Jake] |
| 2011-08-21
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"I always hear people saying you can't blame yourself for what happens to other people. But in this case, really, you can."
[Terence Stamp (Thompson)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
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(background)
"Call the Intervention Team. Tell them it's a Square-One reset."
[Terence Stamp (Thompson)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
| 2011-08-20
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"Take us out of the world, Wash. Got us some crime to be doing."
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
|
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(background)
"Time for some thrilling heroics."
[Adam Baldwin (Jayne Cobb)
from Firefly] |
| 2011-08-19
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"What did I say to you about barging into my shuttle? –That it was manly and impulsive? –Yes, precisely. Only the exact phrase I used was 'don't.'"
[Morena Baccarin (Inara Serra) | Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
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(background)
"Sir, I think you have a problem with your brain being missing."
[Gina Torres (Zoë Washburne)
from Firefly] |
| 2011-08-18
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"Were you just staring at my legs while I slept? –I was defenseless against the small dress there. –It's a skirt. –It's a belt."
[Emily Blunt (Elise Sellas) | Matt Damon (David Norris)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
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(background)
"Hmm? It's above my pay grade."
[John Slattery (Richardson)
from Adjustment Bureau, The] |
| 2011-08-17
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"What meaning of this, Mr. Twain? –I will tell you, Mr. Wang, if you can tell me why a man who possesses one of the most-brilliant minds of this century can't say his prepositions or articles. The, Mr. Wang. 'What is the meaning of this.' –That what I said. What meaning of this?"
[Peter Sellers (Sidney Wang) | Truman Capote (Lionel Twain)
from Murder By Death] |
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(background)
"(woman screams) Ah, the doorbell. Excuse me."
[Alec Guinness (Bensonmum)
from Murder By Death] |
| 2011-08-16
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"We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis, you know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die."
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
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(background)
"You'll keep a civil tongue in that mouth or I will sew it shut. Is there an understanding between us?"
[Nathan Fillion (Captain Malcolm 'Mal' Reynolds)
from Firefly] |
| 2011-08-15
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"Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals. The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man, and now… this meal. However informal it might appear, you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie."
[Charles Gray (The Criminologist)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
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(background)
"Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed."
[Barry Bostwick (Brad Majors)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
| 2011-08-14
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"It's kind of hard to get promoted when every-other-week you have a new boss!"
[Fran Drescher (Pamela Finklestein)
from UHF] |
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(background)
"Just call me 'Mr. Butterfingers.'"
[Emo Philips (Joe Earley)
from UHF] |
| 2011-08-13
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"(woman screams) Madame, I need you to remain calm and trust me, I'm a professional. But beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes)
from Sherlock Holmes] |
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(background)
"Don't touch! Everything is in its proper place, as per usual... nanny."
[Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes)
from Sherlock Holmes] |
| 2011-08-11
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"Reptiles gotta stick together, right, my brother? –I'm a amphibian. –Ain't no shame in that."
[Johnny Depp (Rango) | Blake Clark (Buford)
from Rango] |
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(background)
"Enlightenment. We are nothing without it."
[Alfred Molina (Roadkill)
from Rango] |
| 2011-08-10
|
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"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls… Dyin' time's here."
[Edwin Hodgeman (Dr. Dealgood)
from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome] |
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(background)
"Remember... no matter where you go, there you are."
[Robert Grubb (Pig Killer)
from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome] |
| 2011-08-08
|
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"Did you know it smells like decomposing animals that were run over on a freeway in here?"
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
|
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(background)
"Oh, my, you are an enchanting creature!"
[Tim Curry (George Herbert Walker 'King' Chicken)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2011-08-06
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"You're a closed-mouth man? –No, I like to talk. –Better and better. I distrust a closed-mouth man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously unless you keep in practice."
[Sydney Greenstreet (Kasper Gutman) | Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
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(background)
"You're absolutely the wildest, most-unpredictable person I've ever known. Do you always carry on so high-handed?"
[Mary Astor (Brigid O'Shaughnessy)
from Maltese Falcon, The] |
| 2011-08-05
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"What'll we do now, Sheriff? –Now? We ride."
[uncredited (Willie) | Johnny Depp (Rango)
from Rango] |
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(background)
"Ain't no one gonna tango with the Rango."
[Johnny Depp (Rango)
from Rango] |
| 2011-08-04
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"Madame, it's none of my business, but are you wearing a revolving door? If you are, I'd like to go around with you some time."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
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(background)
"The secret is never let her know you care. Never pursue her, let her pursue you. Fan the flame of desire with the bellows of indifference."
[Groucho Marx (S. Quentin Quale)
from Go West] |
| 2011-08-03
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"Let's go drown our sorrows."
[Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
|
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(background)
"I hate you!"
[Charles Adler (Ed Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2011-08-02
|
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"You stupid, tiny, bloody little man."
[Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
|
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(background)
"What is it with you? You make everybody around you gay? –That's the plan."
[Mekhi Phifer (Rex Matheson) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness)
from Torchwood] |
| 2011-08-01
|
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"This is where it gets... uh, complicated."
[Johnny Depp (Rango)
from Rango] |
|
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(background)
"What are you all gawping at?"
[Ray Winstone (Bad Bill)
from Rango] |
