August 2010 Archives

2010-08-31 Television "Ah, love. The walks over soft grass. The smiles over candle-lit dinners-s-s. The arguments over just about everything else. Sorry, where was I?" [Matt Frewer (Max Headroom) from Max Headroom (US)]
Television (background) "Thank you. I knew we could count on you for a charming image." [Jeffrey Tambor (Murray) from Max Headroom (US)]
2010-08-30 Movie "I don't mind if you don't like my manners, I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad, I grieve over them long winter evenings. And I don't mind you ritzing me or drinking your lunch out of a bottle, but don't waste your time trying to cross-examine me." [Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe) from Big Sleep, The]
Movie (background) "You're not very tall, are you? –Well, I, uh, I try to be." [Martha Vickers (Carmen Sternwood) | Humphrey Bogart (Philip Marlowe) from Big Sleep, The]
2010-08-29 Television "You two, we're at the End of the Universe, eh? Right at the edge of Knowledge itself, and you're busy... blogging!" [David Tennant (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "We should leave. We should go. We should really, really... go." [David Tennant (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (II)]
2010-08-28 Movie "Tell me something, my friend... You ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? –What? –I always ask that of all my prey. I just like the sound of it." [Jack Nicholson (The Joker) | Michael Keaton (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman (1989)]
Movie (background) "Listen. We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people. We're artists." [Jack Nicholson (The Joker) from Batman (1989)]
2010-08-27 Movie "It's a natural instinct for a man to defend his home and property. –Worth giving your life up for? –Well, not that particular property. It's rented." [Chevy Chase (Nicholas Gardenia) | Judd Omen (Dex) from Seems Like Old Times]
Movie (background) "Mrs. Parks, will you please remove this dog? He's dribbling on my briefs!" [Harold Gould (Judge John Channing) from Seems Like Old Times]
2010-08-26 Television "Are you a clergyman... or just a PR man? –When you come right down to it, Mr. Carter, is there any difference?" [Matt Frewer (Edison Carter) | Gregory Itzin (Gregory) from Max Headroom (US)]
Television (background) "I'm glad someone actually watches the news we produce." [Jeffrey Tambor (Murray) from Max Headroom (US)]
2010-08-25 Television "I'm you from the future! We have to finish our time machine before the Angels of Destruction find the portal!" [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Aah! You're getting face all over me. Hot melting face!" [James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
2010-08-24 Movie "You're short on ears and long on mouth." [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
Movie (background) "Boy, you need a keeper." [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
2010-08-23 Television "Mom! Dad! Vermin! There's vermin in my room! –Yeah, yeah. They signed a lease." [Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe) | Charles Adler (George Wolfe) from Rocko's Modern Life]
Television (background) "Hey, put some trousers on. Heh, heh, you crazy kid, you. Heh, heh, heh, heh." [Charles Adler (George Wolfe) from Rocko's Modern Life]
2010-08-22 Movie "Well, between your brother's love of pretty toys and your high-moral tone, I hope you don't get killed before this thing's over." [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
Movie (background) "You'll go where you're told!" [John Wayne (Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles) from Big Jake]
2010-08-21 Television "You know, one of the reasons I went into TV was-was to meet girls." [Jeffrey Tambor (Murray) from Max Headroom (US)]
Television (background) "I can see tremendous legal problems." [Matt Frewer (Edison Carter) from Max Headroom (US)]
2010-08-20 Movie "I'm sorry. I have a headache through my entire body." [Goldie Hawn (Glenda Parks) from Seems Like Old Times]
Movie (background) "You're having a breakdown, aren't you? –A big one!" [Charles Grodin (Ira Parks) | Goldie Hawn (Glenda Parks) from Seems Like Old Times]
2010-08-19 Television "Hey, it might be my imagination, but is everyone around here a little weird-weird?" [Matt Frewer (Max Headroom) from Max Headroom (US)]
Television (background) "Well... that part of our memory is a little confused." [Matt Frewer (Max Headroom) from Max Headroom (US)]
2010-08-18 Television "Am I working you too hard, Rocko?" [Tom Kenny (Mr. Smitty) from Rocko's Modern Life]
Television (background) "I'm not the wallaby I used to be." [Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko) from Rocko's Modern Life]
2010-08-17 Movie "You spoiled little bastard. You're a man who has everything, haven't you? But that's not enough. You feel unloved, Arthur. Welcome to the world. Everyone is unloved. Now stop feeling sorry for yourself, and incidentally I love you." [Sir John Gielgud (Hobson) from Arthur]
Movie (background) "Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature." [Sir John Gielgud (Hobson) from Arthur]
2010-08-16 Movie "This is a government agency. You know we don't have a sense of humor." [Robert Guillaume (Fred) from Seems Like Old Times]
Movie (background) "Why am I always the last one in the neighborhood to get into bed with you?" [Charles Grodin (Ira Parks) from Seems Like Old Times]
2010-08-15 Movie "Look, you are in my little pond now. And I am the big fish that runs it." [Dennis Franz (Capt. Carmine Lorenzo) from Die Hard 2]
Movie (background) "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker." [Bruce Willis (John McClane) from Die Hard 2]
2010-08-14 Movie "I sure hope you know what you're doing, Captain. –So do I." [Zoe Saldana (Uhura) | Chris Pine (James T. Kirk) from Star Trek (2009)]
Movie (background) "Auto Pilot function has been destroyed. Manual operation only." [Anne Lockhart (Kelvin Computer) from Star Trek (2009)]
2010-08-13 Television "In the name of Chaos, Dominion, and Organized Havoc, I dub thee Sovereign: Lord of the Guild of Calamitous Intent!" [Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "I want to go back in my bag!" [Doc Hammer (Master Billy Quizboy) from Venture Bros., The]
2010-08-12 Television "Great clouds of blue gnats. That's the hairiest, ugliest sailor I ever did see." [Irene Ryan (Daisy Moses aka Granny Clampett) from Beverly Hillbillies, The]
Television (background) "He don't talk American." [Irene Ryan (Daisy Moses aka Granny Clampett) from Beverly Hillbillies, The]
2010-08-11 Television (background) "Oh, you are warped on the inside. How do you think of these things?" [Gareth David-Lloyd (Ianto Jones) from Torchwood]
Television In Memoriam, Senator Ted Stevens
"And, again, the Internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's-it's a series of tubes!" [Ted Stevens (Himself) from Stevens, Ted]
Television "I-I, just the other day, got an internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday. I got it yesterday. Why? Because it got tangled up with all these things that going on the Internet commercially!" [Ted Stevens (Himself) from Stevens, Ted]
2010-08-10 Television "Hey, where is my 'My other mug is a shotglass' mug? [Roseanne Barr (Roseanne Conner) from Roseanne]
Television (background) "That's the most-beautiful thing I ever heard." [Gary Owens (announcer) from Laugh-In]
2010-08-09 Movie "If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday-finest. It's time to feast!" [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries) from Batman & Robin]
Movie (background) "Well, not all heroes wear masks." [George Clooney (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman & Robin]
2010-08-08 Movie "Oh, get off it. I know you better than you know yourself. You live for bondage and discipline! –(moaning) Too much bondage. Too much bondage. Not enough discipline!" [Cloris Leachman (Nurse Diesel) | Harvey Korman (Dr. Charles Montague) from High Anxiety]
Movie (background) "You can't decide matters of the heart. It is madness to try." [Devon Aoki (Dominique) from D.E.B.S.]
2010-08-07 Movie "OK! Good luck with the slow descent into madness. We're going to go now." [Ray Romano (Manny) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
Movie (background) "Abandon all hope he who enters there!" [Simon Pegg (Buck) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
2010-08-06 Television "Oh, what would Giant Boy Detective do?!" [Christopher McCulloch (Sgt. Hatred) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "I am full-on Charles In Charge of you!" [Christopher McCulloch (Sgt. Hatred) from Venture Bros., The]
2010-08-05 Movie "Lock confirmed on beacon Terra One. Message commencing." [Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) from 2010]
Movie (background) "I'm afraid." [Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) from 2010]
2010-08-04 Movie "What is it that makes us human? It's not something you can program. You can't put it into a chip. It's the strength of the human heart. The difference between us and machines." [Sam Worthington (Marcus Wright) from Terminator Salvation]
Movie (background) "Come on, man. We need to get out of L.A." [Anton Yelchin (Kyle Reese) from Terminator Salvation]
2010-08-03 Movie "You're on a roll, kid. Enjoy it while it lasts... because it never does." [Hal Holbrook (Lou Mannheim) from Wall Street]
Movie (background) "I never knew how poor I was 'til I started making a little money." [Charlie Sheen (Bud Fox) from Wall Street]
2010-08-02 Television "Don't worry, gang. I have a plan." [Frank Welker (Fred 'Freddy' Jones) from New Scooby-Doo Movies, The]
Television (background) "Wait! It might be haunted. –(whimpering)" [Casey Kasem (Norville 'Shaggy' Rogers) | Don Messick (Scoobert 'Scooby' Doo) from New Scooby-Doo Movies, The]
2010-08-01 Movie "You know, I can't make up my mind whether you're charmingly frank or if it's that Irish blarney again." [Tom Conway (Tom Lawrence) from Falcon In Hollywood, The]
Movie (background) "Do you always have to come popping in at the wrong moment?" [Tom Conway (Tom Lawrence) from Falcon In Hollywood, The]