August 2009 Archives

2009-08-31 Television "...And there's cakey white powder coming at you from every direction. After 10 minutes of this you end up looking like a septuagenarian tranny or Bill O'Reilly." [Anthony Bourdain (Himself) from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations]
Television (background) "If we'd been here last week you would have had a functioning government and... 100% less civil unrest." [Anthony Bourdain (Himself) from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations]
2009-08-30 Television "What can he do with it? –Unfortunately, the question is... what can't he do?" [Anna Torv (Agent Olivia Dunham) | Blair Brown (Nina Sharp) from Fringe]
Television (background) "I think to repair that one requires a special skillset." [Lance Reddick (Agent Phillip Broyles) from Fringe]
2009-08-29 Television "(bell rings) Now why do you think it is that Tolstoy felt he had to make War And Peace so darned... unpleasant? Daria? –So no one would pester him to do a sequel?" [Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television (background) "This is not happening." [Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
2009-08-28 Television "Well, if there's anyone I can trust it's a stranger at the gym holding a dirty needle." [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
Television (background) "What are you looking at? It's a cartoon!" [Seth MacFarlane (Peter Griffin) from Family Guy]
2009-08-27 Television "Gentlemen, synchronize Swatches for Operation It's A Wonderful Kube." [Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
Television (background) "I did not invite you in here to make fun of me. –Will that be all then?" [Melanie Chartoff (Principal Grace Musso) | Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
2009-08-26 Television "You can hug me, if you want. –Heh. –No. Really. You can hug me." [Catherine Tate (Donna Noble) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "I'm taking you to The Shadow Proclamation." [David Tennant (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (II)]
2009-08-25 Television "Nothing beats sweaty man-on-man action for pure television entertainment... That didn't come out right, did it?" [Anthony Bourdain (Himself) from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations]
Television (background) "Why does it smell like wet Doberman in here?" [Anthony Bourdain (Himself) from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations]
2009-08-24 Movie "You know, I'm the kind of guy that believes, under the right circumstances, a man can change." [Samuel L. Jackson (Agent Augustus Gibbons) from xXx]
Movie (background) "It was only a Corvette." [Vin Diesel (Xander Cage) from xXx]
2009-08-23 Movie "Look at me, Sam. You worry me. You always think you know what you're doing, but you're too slick for your own good. Some day you're going to find it out." [Lee Patrick (Effie Perine) from Maltese Falcon, The]
Movie (background) "(chuckles) You're good. You're very good." [Humphrey Bogart (Sam Spade) from Maltese Falcon, The]
2009-08-22 Television "Let's see what the Jellystone Handbook says about bare-naked bears. Here we go. 'Article 1, Section 3: Forest animals must not go naked. Each beast must wear at least one item of human attire.'" [Corey Burton (Ranger John Smith) from Boo Boo Runs Wild]
Movie (background) "You have to imagine it sung by three chickens, Rufe." [Tony Randall (Rockwell P. Hunter) from Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?]
2009-08-21 Movie "That's right... Shop smart. Shop S-Mart." [Bruce Campbell (Ash) from Army Of Darkness]
Movie (background) "I may be bad... but I feel good." [Embeth Davidtz (Sheila) from Army Of Darkness]
2009-08-20 Television "Well, if I may profer a suggestion. In bars, all across this great nation of ours, Thursday night is Ladies Night. Which means as the evening progresses we will get better looking courtesy of 99 cent margaritas and 2-for-1 Jell-O shots." [Simon Helberg (Howard Wolowitz) from Big Bang Theory, The]
Television (background) "Come on, you know I can't come-on to women unless I'm lit up like the Hindu Festival of Diwali." [Kunal Nayyar (Rajnesh Koothrappali) from Big Bang Theory, The]
2009-08-19 Movie "You do that once again and I'm gonna take you apart piece-by-piece." [Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
Movie (background) "Don't you ever, ever, threaten your daddy like that again." [Jackie Gleason (Sheriff Buford T. Justice) from Smokey and the Bandit II]
2009-08-18 Movie "That is the worst idea I've ever heard in my life, Tom. –Yes. Yes, it's horrible, this idea." [David Herman (Michael Bolton) | Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar) from Office Space]
Television (background) "Have you the brainworms?!" [Richard Steven Horvitz (ZIM) (C-3PO) from Invader ZIM]
2009-08-17 Television "So, Rose, what do you actually do? –I just travel about a bit. A bit of a... tourist, I suppose. –Another way of saying 'unemployed.' –No. –Have you got a job? –Well, not really, no. –Then you are unemployed. And yet you've still got enough money to buy peroxide." [Anne Robinson (The Anne Droid) | Billie Piper (Rose Tyler) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "Oi, don't get all 'spaceman.' What does it mean?" [Catherine Tate (Donna Noble) from Doctor Who (II)]
2009-08-16 Movie (background) "I don't play this game!" [Vin Diesel (Xander Cage) from xXx]
Movie "Most people talk a lot; few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy 99." [Marton Csokas (Yorgi) from xXx]
2009-08-15 Movie "I think... shit just happens. But that's me." [Nicolas Cage (John Koestler) from Knowing]
Movie (background) "I am the son of a Pastor." [Nicolas Cage (John Koestler) from Knowing]
2009-08-14 Television "Last time I saw you I was kissing you good-bye after a long night of kissing you hello." [French Stewart (Harry Solomon) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
Television (background) "What the hell have you been doing here all this time?" [William Shatner (The Big Giant Head / Stone Phillips) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
2009-08-13 Movie "If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times! Do not fan the girls when they're wet! But you never learn; you'll be a eunuch all your life." [Phil Silvers (Marcus Lycus) from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum]
Movie (background) "Is that disgraceful? –There's no way to make it sound like an achievement." [Michael Crawford (Hero) from A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum]
2009-08-12 Movie "If there's ever anything that you need... don't call me." [Gene Wilder (George Caldwell) from Silver Streak]
Movie (background) "Holy Toledo, I think you found it!" [Ned Beatty (Bob Sweet) from Silver Streak]
2009-08-11 Television "OK, Radburn, drop the arrow!" [Joanne Kelly (Myka Bering) from Warehouse 13]
Television (background) "Oh, you are so out of your league." [Saul Rubinek (Artie Nielsen) from Warehouse 13]
2009-08-10 Television "We've no name for your species. What--w-what-what-what are you called? –You call us Four-Five-Six? –That's correct. –Then that is our name." [Peter Capaldi (John Frobisher) | Simon Poland (The 456) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "We will wipe out your entire species." [Simon Poland (The 456) from Torchwood]
2009-08-09 Television "This is definitely murder. –There are other possibilities. –I have to admit none spring to mind. –One possibility: drunken, death-obsessed, satan-worshiping, drug-abusing teens rob a grave and re-enact an ancient torture. –Ah, just another Saturday night." [Tamara Taylor (Dr. Camille Saroyan) | Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan) | Eugene Byrd (Dr. Clark Edison) from Bones]
Television (background) "Oh, ho, what--what is that? British understatement?" [John Francis Daley (Dr. Lance Sweets) from Bones]
2009-08-08 Television "I sense a disturbance in the Force." [Corin Nemec (Parker Lloyd Lewis) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
Television (background) "They all laughed once. It won't happen again." [Abraham Benrubi (Larry Kubiac) from Parker Lewis Can't Lose]
2009-08-07 Movie In Memoriam, John Hughes
"Let me give you a little piece of advice here, Jake. Why don't you lose the I'm-the-cute-and-sensitive-popular-boy-with-the-big-sideburns routine? It's just too pathetic. And, for once, tell Janey what's true in your heart. Stop being such a little bitch! And you, Janey... Little-Miss-other-side-of-the-tracks-awkward-rebel-girl-with-the-pseudo-intellectual-glasses, why don't you wise-up to Jake's bullshit? Stop being such a dumbass!" [Molly Ringwald (Flight Attendant) from Not Another Teen Movie]
Movie "(sigh) We all know where this is going. Fucking teenagers." [Molly Ringwald (Flight Attendant) from Not Another Teen Movie]
Movie (background) "Oh, god! I can't believe you fell for that crap! That's from Pretty In Pink. –Are you sure? –Trust me." [Molly Ringwald (Flight Attendant) | Chyler Leigh (Janey Briggs) from Not Another Teen Movie]
2009-08-06 Movie "Drop your weapon... and... the coffin!" [Matt Gerald (SWAT Team Leader) from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines]
Movie (background) "Your levity is good. It relieves tension and the fear of death." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator) from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines]
2009-08-05 Television "Ha ha ha ha. Hey, I'm not mad at you, man. I'm a mighty-proud papa bear. Kidnapping, assault... You're way more twisted than I had ever hoped." [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
Television (background) "Why are you dressed like a 70s porn star?" [Missy Peregrym (Andi Prendergast) from Reaper]
2009-08-04 Movie "(buzz) Yes, Mercedes, what is it? –Professor Quigley's here to pick up his severence check. –Professor Quigley, hmm? Well you inform Professor Quigley that we don't give out severence checks anymore. –But we always give out severence checks. –Well, we don't anymore! We just ran out of money!" [Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) | Mary Treen (Mercedes) from Strongest Man In The World, The]
Movie (background) "Stop trying to butter me up! I know that isn't funny!" [Joe Flynn (Dean Eugene Higgins) from Strongest Man In The World, The]
2009-08-03 Movie "I can't consume that. I've decided to become a vegetarian. –Well, when were you planning on telling the guy who buys the groceries around here? –Are you deaf? I just told you now, dad." [Chandler Canterbury (Caleb Koestler) | Nicolas Cage (John Koestler) from Knowing]
Movie (background) "OK, you're officially scaring the shit out of me right now." [Ben Mendelsohn (Phil Beckman) from Knowing]
2009-08-02 Movie "We've learned Earth's languages through the world wide web." [Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) from Transformers (2007)]
Movie (background) "AutoBots, recon." [Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) from Transformers (2007)]
2009-08-01 Movie "Carol Ann! I've asked you to keep the children quiet today! And for Christ's sake, get them out of the garden!" [Faye Dunaway (Joan Crawford) from Mommie Dearest]
Movie (background) "If she doesn't like you... she can make you disappear." [Mara Hobel (Christina Crawford (child)) from Mommie Dearest]