| 2006-08-31
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"You've gotta try this! It feels too good. It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!"
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Fawn over me! Treat me as if I am candy!"
[Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-08-30
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"There are two people in this house! –Yeah, and one of them is nuts!"
[Alice Pearce (Mabel Fenimore) | George Tobias (Norman Fenimore)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
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(background)
"Donna, may I borrow a dime, please? I have to call my dog. Thanks."
[Doris Day (Jennifer Nelson)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
| 2006-08-28
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"By your command… although, technically, you have no real authority to order me around."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"Did I irritate you?"
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2006-08-25
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"The notion of Civil Disobedience, of striking a blow against Big Brother, has renewed the rebellious youth in me; taking me back to a time in my life when I had morals that couldn't be swayed, ideals that couldn't be corrupted, and a sense of Self that couldn't be compromised."
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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(background)
"Eh, you wear cartoony boxer shorts, you're begging to have your clothes stolen."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2006-08-24
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"For some reason, I continue to opt for honesty despite mounting evidence that it's inexorably transforming me into an old woman, alone in a one-room apartment filled with 30-year-old newspapers and cats."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"But you know I don't have any money. It's why I have to buy on credit."
[Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2006-08-23
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"Hank, we've got big troubles! The Apaches are back! –What? –Look! Tipi in your trunks!"
[Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"My pants are haunted! My pants are haunted!"
[Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2006-08-22
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"If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. –Who's getting licked?"
[Stephen Spinella (Robert / Peaches) | Alec Mapa (Lee / N'Cream)
from Connie And Carla] |
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(background)
"So chins up, boobs out, it's showtime!"
[Debbie Reynolds (Herself)
from Connie And Carla] |
| 2006-08-21
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"Cannot say. Saying, I would know. Do not know, so cannot say."
[Tim Choate (Zathras)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Nobody's seen Kosh in almost a week. When the Vorlon goes to ground, I worry."
[Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2006-08-18
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"Jonesy, at 19:00 satellite composite imaging found an unidentified sub off the coast of Newfoundland. They say it might be some trigger-happy rocket jock with a 20-meg party-crasher out to make the Fat Lady sing at the ballgame. –Which means? –I don't know... but it sounds really spooky."
[John Vernon (General) | Rob Paulsen (Aide)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Your associative powers belie your small cranium, my friend."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2006-08-17
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"This is the year 5.5/Apple/26, five billion years in your future. And this is the day… hold on… (rumbling) This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world."
[Christopher Eccleston (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Would the owner of the blue box in Private Gallery 15 please report to the Steward's office immediately."
[Simon Day (The Steward)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2006-08-16
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"In a single coast-to-coast broadcast, I will speak to more souls than our Lord did in his entire lifetime. It's going to be breath-taking."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
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(background)
"I will show you things… Wonderful, terrible things."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
| 2006-08-15
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"People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a pair of slacks."
[Steve Carell (Brick Tamland)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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(background)
"Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and this is what's happening in your world tonight."
[Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy)
from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
| 2006-08-14
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"I only have one life. I want it to be a happy one."
[Nia Vardalos (Connie)
from Connie And Carla] |
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(background)
"Sir, isn't there a place where we could sit for dinner and a show? –Yeah, my face."
[Nia Vardalos (Connie) | Greg Grunberg (Studio Tour Guide)
from Connie And Carla] |
| 2006-08-11
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"We gotta go some place where we can just blend in. Somewhere where they'd never look for us, because there's no theatre, no musical theatre, no dinner theatre, no culture at all! –Los Angeles."
[Nia Vardalos (Connie) | Toni Collette (Carla)
from Connie And Carla] |
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(background)
"Police! Drop the cat!"
[uncredited
from Connie And Carla] |
| 2006-08-10
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"The Future, always so clear to me, had become like a black highway at night. We were in uncharted territory now, making up History as we went along."
[Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"Stay here. I'll be back."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
| 2006-08-09
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"Do forgive the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?"
[Hank Azaria (The Blue Raja)
from Mystery Men] |
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(background)
"I'm The Spleen. If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
[Paul Reubens (The Spleen)
from Mystery Men] |
| 2006-08-08
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"Small children in Britain are notoriously stupid and must attend schools."
[Tom Baker (Narrator)
from Little Britain] |
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(background)
"Eh eh ehh. Eh eh ehh."
[David Walliams
from Little Britain] |
| 2006-08-07
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"(telephone rings) Hello? No, I'm not wearing any knickers."
[Tom Baker (Narrator)
from Little Britain] |
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(background)
"It's half-past Evelyn, and in the Children's Ward at St. Krishna's Hospital in Crackwhore, all is quiet."
[Tom Baker (Narrator)
from Little Britain] |
| 2006-08-04
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"It's a repeating gitbox made in 1870, used in the American West. Out there, guitars like this didn't enforce the law, they were the law. I didn't write that, it was on some asshole's website. I… wish I'd written it. It's a good line."
[Maurice LaMarche (Quick Draw McGraw)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"(toilet flushes) Some lunch, huh? You get that thing I sent you?"
[Chris Edgerly (Peter Potamus)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2006-08-03
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"You gotta learn to kick ass, you want to be a peacemaker."
[Clifton James (Sheriff)
from Superman II] |
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(background)
"God, not only have I lost my mind, I've lost my comb."
[Margot Kidder (Lois Lane)
from Superman II] |
| 2006-08-02
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"Shut up, will you? You sound like a dog!"
[George Tobias (Norman Fenimore)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
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(background)
"You wouldn't hit a coward, now, would you?"
[Dick Martin (Zack Molloy)
from Glass Bottom Boat, The] |
| 2006-08-01
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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? –I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
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(background)
"Sigmund Freud would have had a field day with you, Pinky."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
