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August 31 – "You've gotta try this! It feels too good. It feels like somebody with a fever is yelling at my pants!" – [Hank Venture (Christopher McCulloch) from The Venture Bros.] |
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August 30 – "There are two people in this house! –Yeah, and one of them is nuts!" – [Alice Pearce and George Tobias from The Glass Bottom Boat] |
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August 29 – "Yes, I feel I have already compromised everything I believe in. What's helping one more human going to matter, more or less?" – [Cy the Cylon (Gary Owens) from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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August 28 – "By your command… although, technically, you have no real authority to order me around." – [Cy the Cylon (Gary Owens) from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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August 25 – "The notion of Civil Disobedience, of striking a blow against Big Brother, has renewed the rebellious youth in me; taking me back to a time in my life when I had morals that couldn't be swayed, ideals that couldn't be corrupted, and a sense of Self that couldn't be compromised." – [Cornfed Pig (Gregg Berger) from Duckman] |
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August 24 – "For some reason, I continue to opt for honesty despite mounting evidence that it's inexoribly transforming me into an old woman alone in a one-room apartment filled with 30-year-old newspapers and cats." – [Daria Morgendorffer (Tracy Grandstaff) from Daria] |
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August 23 – "Hank, we've got big troubles! The Apaches are back! –What? –Look! Tipi in your trunks!" – [Dean and Hank Venture (Michael Sinterniklaas and Christopher McCulloch) from The Venture Bros.] |
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August 22 – "If you can't lick 'em, join 'em. –Who's getting licked?" – [Stephen Spinella and Alec Mapa from Connie and Carla] |
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August 21 – "Cannot say. Saying, I would know. Do not know, so cannot say." – [Tim Choate from Babylon 5] |
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August 18 – "Jonesy, at 19:00 satellite composite imaging found an unidentified sub off the coast of Newfoundland. They say it might be some trigger-happy rocket jock with a 20-meg party-crasher out to make the Fat Lady sing at the ballgame. –Which means? –I don't know... but it sounds really spooky." – [General and Aide (John Vernon and Rob Paulsen) from Pinky and The Brain] |
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August 17 – "This is the year 5.5/Apple/26, five billion years in your future. And this is the day… hold on… (rumbling) This is the day the sun expands. Welcome to the end of the world." – [Christopher Eccleston from Doctor Who] |
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August 16 – "In a single coast-to-coast broadcast, I will speak to more souls than our Lord did in his entire lifetime. It's going to be breath-taking." – [Clancy Brown from Carnivàle] |
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August 15 – "People seem to like me because I am polite and I'm rarely late. I like to eat ice cream, and I really enjoy a pair of slacks." – [Steve Carell from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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August 14 – "I only have one life. I want it to be a happy one." – [Nia Vardalos from Connie and Carla] |
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August 11 – "We gotta go some place where we can just blend in. Somewhere where they'd never look for us, because there's no theatre, no musical theatre, no dinner theatre, no culture at all! –Los Angeles." – [Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette from Connie and Carla] |
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August 10 – "The Future, always so clear to me, had become like a black highway at night. We were in uncharted territory now, making up History as we went along." – [Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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August 9 – "Do forgive the impertinence, guv'nor, but what the devil does a pistol have to do with disco?" – [Hank Azaria from Mystery Men] |
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August 8 – "Small children in Britain are notoriously stupid and must attend schools." – [Tom Baker from Little Britain] |
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August 7 – "(telephone rings) Hello? No, I'm not wearing any knickers." – [Tom Baker from Little Britain] |
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August 4 – "It's a repeating gitbox made in 1870, used in the American West. Out there, guitars like this didn't enforce the law, they were the law. I didn't write that, it was on some asshole's website. I… wish I'd written it. It's a good line." – [Quick Draw McGraw (Maurice LaMarche) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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August 3 – "You gotta learn to kick ass if you want to be a peacemaker." – [Clifton James from Superman II] |
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August 2 – "Shut up, will you? You sound like a dog!" – [George Tobias from The Glass Bottom Boat] |
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August 1 – "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? –I think so, Brain, but I get all clammy inside the tent." – [Brain & Pinky (Maurice LaMarche and Rob Paulsen) from Pinky and the Brain] |
