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August 31 – "Now, maybe you got all day, to pound your meat. Okay. Some of us don't!" – [Emeril Lagasse from Emeril Live] |
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August 30 – "Let's see. Do I want it little or do I want it big? How 'bout in between." – [Paula Deen from Paula's Home Cooking] |
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August 29 – "It's just another one of his cheap tricks. –Is that your answer to everything Kaiba? You really need a new catchphrase!" – [Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart) and Dartz (Wayne Grayson) from Yûgiô (aka Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
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August 27~28– It's an extravaganza! We promised a ton of WAV's for all of the old Tech fans out there.
Find 28 files all on one special page: Diggnation & This Week in Tech |
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August 26– "It's the same, like, little freakin' wav file over and over again. It's like... Uh Uh Uh Uh!" – [Kevin Rose from DiggNation]
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August 22 – "Comedy should provoke! It should blast through prejudices, challenge preconceptions! Comedy should always leave you different than when it found you. Sure, humor can hurt, even alienate, but the risk is better than the alternative: a steady diet of innocuous, child-proof, flavorless mush! Demand to be challenged, to be offended, to be treated like thinking, reasoning adults! And raise your children to be the same! Don't let a comedian, a network, a Congressional committee, or an evil genius take away your freedom to laugh at whatever you want." – [Duckman (Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
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August 19 – "All I've seen is a bunch of low foreheads who think they can change the world with dreams and talk. It's too late for that! If you're not ready to act, give me a break and shut up." – [Arnold Schwarzenegger from The Running Man] |
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August 18 – "First of all, I want you to give yourselves a big hand for just being here!" – [Richard Simmons from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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August 17 – "What, am I hearing things? Am I all alone out here? Didn't you just feel the wind of freedom ripping through your sweater vest? Can't you hear the wind calling, 'Little Miss, Little Miss Can't Be Wrong?' We're free. We are the future!" – [Hank Venture (Christopher McCulloch) from The Venture Bros.] |
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August 16 – "I've intercepted communications that several terrorist groups are being organized for one massive world-wide attack. –From what I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. has gathered, it would be 9/11 times 100. –9/11 times 100? Jesus, that's-- –Yes, 91,100. –Basically all the worst parts of the Bible." – [I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E., Spottswoode, Gary Johnston, & Chris (Phil Hendrie, Daran Norris, Trey Parker, & Matt Stone) from Team America: World Police] |
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August 15 – "You will be my Mona Lisa, my Sistine Chapel. I will find the sculpture in the stone. –Slow down, da Vinci. –How do you feel about a push-up bra? –How do you feel about a genital-shocking taser gun?" – [Diedrich Bader and Sandra Bullock from Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous] |
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August 12 – "We're superheroes. –We were born with super-powers. –You can't just buy super-powers. –Oh, yeah? Tell that to Batman." – [Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, and Princess Morbucks (Cathy Cavadini, Tara Strong, Elizabeth Daily, and Jennifer Hale) from The Powerpuff Girls] |
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August 11 – "Gee, DW, you did almost kill us. –So? It's not like anybody died." – [Launchpad McQuack and Darkwing Duck (Terence McGovern and Jim Cummings) from Darkwing Duck] |
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August 10 – "You know, in High School I was voted 'Most Likely To Never Have an Attractive Woman Speak To Me.' –Also, 'Most Likely To Be Indicted,' 'Most Likely To Wear Vinyl,' and 'Most Likely To End Up On A Street Corner Wallowing In His Own Sputum.'" – [Duckman and Cornfed Pig (Jason Alexander and Gregg Berger) from Duckman] |
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August 9 – "If everything's ready here on the dark side of the moon, play the five tones. –(five tones)" – [unknown from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind] |
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August 8 – "Oh, you hate to see something like that at an event like this: ugly protesters bothering beautiful people." – [Steve Kmetko from Zoolander] |
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August 5 – "Hello, ma'am. My name is Ray Ray, and I'm here to service you." – [Johnny Knoxville from A Dirty Shame] |
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August 4 – "You were convicted of indecent exposure for the third time! –I was promoting the art of Dance. –With nude loitering? Nude and disorderly conduct? Nude drunken driving? –I was not drunk! I was on pills." – [Tracey Ullman and Selma Blair from A Dirty Shame] |
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August 3 – "Captain Adama and Colonel Tigh are working on a plan now, and I need some serious out-of-the-box thinking. –Out-of-the-box is where I live." – [Edward James Olmos and Katee Sackhoff from Battlestar Galactica] |
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August 2 – "I hate this house! I-I hate these walls! I hate that sofa! The only part of this dump that doesn't make me puke is that door, because that's the way I'm getting out!" – [Angela Arden (Charles Busch) from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
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August 1 – "Doctor, would you care to assist me in performing surgery on a torpedo?" – [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country] |
