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August 2001 Archive

film icon August 31"You ever been in a cockpit before? -No, sir. I've never been up in a plane before. -You ever seen a grown man naked?." - [Peter Graves and Rossie Harris from Airplane!]
film icon August 30"You know, we have to work on your people skills." - [Mushu (Eddie Murphy) from Mulan]
film icon August 29"If you only knew the power of the Dark Side." - [James Earl Jones from The Empire Strikes Back]
film icon August 28"Well, bein' there's no other place around the place, I reckon this must be the place, I reckon. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. (bonk) Ahhwawawa!" - [Curly from The 3 Stooges]
tv icon August 27"Pilot, does Moya know where we are? -Yes, of course. We're someplace else. I'll get back to you on the specifics." - [Virginia Hey and Pilot (Lani Tupu) from Farscape]
disc icon August 24~26"When you've been in Marketing as long as I have, you'll know that before any new product can be developed it has to be properly researched. We've got to find out what people want from fire, how they relate to it, the image-- -Oh, stick it up your nose. -Which is precisely the sort of thing we need to know. Do people want fire that can be fitted nasally?" - [Marketing Girl and Ford Prefect (Beth Porter and Geoffrey McGivern) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy]
film icon August 23"Oh, it's you! -I'm afraid so, Janet, but isn't it nice?" - [Susan Sarandon and Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show ]
and "You! -I'm afraid so, Brad, but isn't it nice?"  [Barry Bostwick and Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show ]
film icon August 22"Get the hell off my spread. Now." - [John Wayne from The Cowboys]
tv icon August 21"That's so Anne Robinson. Goodbye!" - [Graham Norton from So Graham Norton]
tv icon August 20"Could we get on, do you think? I want to get to the reception so I can get squiffy and seduce someone." - [Miranda Richardson from Blackadder]
tv icon August 17~19"Why don't you just see if you can detect someone who cares?" - [Duckman from Duckman]
film icon August 16"I am Pavel Chekov, a commander in Starfleet. United Federation of Planets Service Number 656-5827D." - [Walter Koenig from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
tv icon August 15"Oh, come on, Samuels, let me be the cynic around here, o.k.?" - [Richard Dean Anderson from Stargate SG-1]
film icon August 14"I'm just afraid that you're going to burn in Hell for all this." - [Bill Murray from Tootsie]
film icon August 13"Like I told my last wife, I says, 'Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.'" - [Kurt Russell from Big Trouble in Little China]
film icon August 10~12"Tina, bring me the axe!" - [Faye Dunaway from Mommie Dearest]
film icontv icon August 9"Just what do you want from me anyway, permission to be a fake? Stop whining." - [Holly Hunter from Broadcast News]
Plus: In Memoriam, Lorenzo Music
"Hello, this is Carlton your doorman." - [Lorenzo Music from Rhoda]
tv icon August 8"Ready at Master Control? -Ready. Switch on." - [Don Knotts and Andy Griffith from The Andy Griffith Show ]
film icon August 7"By God, she reminds me of me." - [John Wayne from True Grit]
tv icon August 6"I'd like to thank all the little people I stepped on to get where I am today." - [Brain from Pinky andthe Brain]
tv icon August 3~5 – I think Graham Chapman from Monty Python's Flying Circus says it best:
"Have you got anything without Spam in it?"
"I don't want any Spam."
"What do you mean, 'eww?' I don't like Spam!"
"I don't like Spam!"
film icon August 2"I don't know if you've got the whole picture or not, but he's not exactly working on all thrusters." - [DeForest Kelley from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
film icon August 1"No conclusion. Insufficient data received." - [the Tabernacle from Zardoz]

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