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August 31 - "I will accept nothing less than mahogany! -There is no substitute for Diana Ross!" - [Brain and Pinky from Pinky and the Brain] |
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August 30 - "Oh, goody, My Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator! (boom)" - [Marvin the Martian from a Looney Tunes cartoon] |
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August 29 - "You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money!" - [Allison Hayes from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman] |
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August 28 - "Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." - [Joe Pantoliano from The Matrix] |
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August 26~27 - Weekend Stuff!
"(arrow thunks) Message for you, sir." - [Eric Idle from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed." - [Mr. Ed from Mr. Ed]
"This conversation is not worthy of you." - [Holly Hunter from Broadcast News]
"There it is, Bear! Oh, here, let me lick it. (smacks lips) (slurp)" - [Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House]
"But what about us? -We'll always have Paris." - [Ingrid Bergman and Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca] |
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August 25 - "The 'L' stands for 'Lucifer.' -Very appropriate for a politician." - [John Astin and Carolyn Jones from The Addams Family: TOS] |
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August 24 - "Non sequitor. Your facts are uncoordinated." - [Nomad from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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August 23 - "Be gone, evil one!" - [Rik Mayall from Drop Dead Fred] |
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August 22 - "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error." - [HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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August 21 - "Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive. . .if needy were a turn-on?" - [Albert Brooks from Broadcast News] |
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August 18~20 - To "B" or not to "B"
"You filthy criminals." - [Adam West from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
"What's wrong, Tutter? -Oh, it's too big, Bear. Too big! (grunting)" - [Bear and Tutter from Bear in the Big Blue House]
"Tally-ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your uncle. -In English, we say 'Good morning.'" - [Hugh Laurie and Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder]
"Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in." - [Madeline Kahn from Blazing Saddles]
"Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All." - [Rocket J. Squirrel from The Bullwinkle Show] |
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August 17 - "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." - [Groucho Marx from Duck Soup] |
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August 16 - "I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant." - [Sir John Gielgud from an Arthur] |
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August 15 - "You must learn, Keats, there are more things to life than breaking and entering." - [Noel Coward from an The Italian Job] |
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August 14 - "It is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why? Why?" - [Avery Brooks from an IBM commercial] |
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August 11~13 - "Hello, mama!" - [Baby Sinclair from Dinosaurs] |
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August 10 - "As I've told you before, in a job like yours, even when it's finished, there's always one more thing to do." - [André Morell from The Bridge on the River Kwai] |
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August 9 - "No! There's so much other stuff to do in the bathroom! -Yeah!" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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August 8 - In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing." - [Sir Alec Guinness from The Bridge on the River Kwai]
"I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge." - [Sir Alec Guinness from The Bridge on the River Kwai]
"I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie." - [Sir Alec Guinness from The Bridge on the River Kwai]
"The Force will be with you… always." - [Sir Alec Guinness from Star Wars]
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." - [Sir Alec Guinness from Star Wars]
"These aren't the droids you're looking for." - [Sir Alec Guinness from Star Wars] |
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August 7 - "Now you pulled a boner tonight and you know it." - [William Hudson from Attack of the 50 Foot Woman] |
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August 5~6 - It's an Office Space Weekend!
"Oh, and remember next Friday is 'Hawaiian Shirt' day." - [Gary Cole]
"Why does it say 'paper jam' when there is no paper jam? I swear to God one of these days I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window!" - [Ajay Naidu]
"We need to talk about your flair." - [Mike Judge]
"Excuse me, yo-I-I believe you have my stapler." - [Stephen Root]
"I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm going to go anymore." - [Ron Livinston] |
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August 4 - "Live fast, die young, have a good-looking corpse." - [John Derek from Knock On Any Door] |
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August 3 - "Mr. Boob, that's me. B-double-oh-b. Boob!" - [Don Knotts from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken] |
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August 2 - "O.K., I love ya, buh-bye." - [Mindy from Animaniacs] |
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August 1 - "You are really enjoying this, aren't you?" - [Nana Visitor from Star Trek: Deep Space 9] |
