August 2000 Archives

2000-08-31 Television "Lieutenant! –Yes, sir! –This planet has crossed the line. Assemble the giant robot." [John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon) from 3rd Rock From The Sun]
Television "I will accept nothing less than mahogany! –There is no substitute for Diana Ross! Narf!" [Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky) from Pinky & The Brain]
2000-08-30 Television (background) "Isn't it delightful?" [Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian) from Looney Tunes]
Television "Oh, goody, My Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator! (boom)" [Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian) from Looney Tunes]
2000-08-29 Television (background) "Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.' –I'm thinking it over!" [uncredited | Jack Benny (Himself) from Jack Benny Program, The]
Movie "You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money!" [Allison Hayes (Nancy Fowler Archer) from Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman]
2000-08-28 Movie "Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye." [Joe Pantoliano (Cypher) from Matrix, The]
Movie (background) "Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." [Judy Garland from Wizard of Oz, The]
2000-08-26 Movie "This conversation is not worthy of you." [Holly Hunter (Jane Craig) from Broadcast News]
Television "Hello, I'm Mr. Ed." [Allan Lane (Mister Ed) from Mister Ed]
Movie "But what about us? –We'll always have Paris." [Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) | Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine) from Casablanca]
Television "There it is, Bear! Oh, here, let me lick it. (smacks lips) (slurp)" [Peter Linz (Tutter) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
Movie (background) "Look, sir, droids." [uncredited (Imperial Stormtrooper) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie "(arrow thunks) Message for you, sir." [Eric Idle (Concorde) from Monty Python and the Holy Grail]
2000-08-25 Television "The 'L' stands for 'Lucifer.' –Very appropriate for a politician." [John Astin (Gomez Addams) | Carolyn Jones (Morticia Frump Addams) from Addams Family, The (TV)]
Television (background) "You're acting like this is all my fault." [Paul Fusco (ALF) from ALF]
2000-08-24 Television "Non sequitor. Your facts are uncoordinated." [Vic Perrin (Nomad) from Star Trek: The Original Series]
Television (background) "Security clearance level three or above is required to access files." [Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
2000-08-23 Movie "Be gone, evil one!" [Rik Mayall (Drop Dead Fred) from Drop Dead Fred]
Movie (background) "The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven." [Neil Thompson (Newscaster) from Kentucky Fried Movie]
2000-08-22 Movie "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error." [Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
Television (background) "Well now look what you made me do!" [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2000-08-21 Movie "Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive... if needy were a turn-on?" [Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman) from Broadcast News]
Movie (background) "It's a madhouse! A madhouse!" [Charlton Heston (George Taylor) from Planet of the Apes, The]
2000-08-18 Movie "You filthy criminals." [Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
Television "Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All." [June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel) from Bullwinkle Show, The]
Movie (background) "Who are those guys?" [Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy) from Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid]
Television "What's wrong, Tutter? –Oh, it's too big, Bear. Too big! (grunting)" [Noel McNeal (Bear) | Peter Linz (Tutter) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
Television "Tally-ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your uncle. –In English, we say 'Good morning.'" [Hugh Laurie (The Prince Regent) | Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder) from Blackadder The Third]
Movie "Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in." [Madeline Kahn (Lili Von Shtupp) from Blazing Saddles]
2000-08-17 Television "You wig-wearing rhesus monkey!" [Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache) from Rocko's Modern Life]
Movie "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." [Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly) from Duck Soup]
2000-08-16 Movie "I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant." [Sir John Gielgud (Hobson) from Arthur]
Television (background) "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. –Not if you're diabetic." [Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) from Daria]
2000-08-15 Movie "You must learn, Keats, there are more things to life than breaking and entering." [Noel Coward (Mr. Bridger) from Italian Job, The]
Television "Exsqueeze me?" [Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner) from Animaniacs]
2000-08-14 Television "It is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why? Why?" (from IBM) [Avery Brooks from Commercials]
Movie (background) "Sounds like a case of 'The Mondays'." [Todd Duffey (Brian - Chotchkie's Waiter) from Office Space]
2000-08-11 Television (background) "OK, bend over." [Jay North (Dennis Mitchell) from Dennis the Menace]
Television "Hello, mama!" [Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair) from Dinosaurs]
2000-08-10 Movie (background) "I can see if I want anything done around here I gotta do it myself." [Moe Howard from 3 Stooges, The]
Movie "As I've told you before, in a job like yours, even when it's finished, there's always one more thing to do." [André Morell (Col. Green) from Bridge On The River Kwai, The]
2000-08-09 Television "No! There's so much other stuff to do in the bathroom! –Yeah!" [Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
Television (background) "Gee, I hope this won't lower your opinion of me." [Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
2000-08-08 Movie In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"The Force will be with you… always." [Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"These aren't the droids you're looking for." [Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." [Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
Movie "I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge." [Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson) from Bridge On The River Kwai, The]
Movie "I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie." [Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson) from Bridge On The River Kwai, The]
Movie "We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing." [Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson) from Bridge On The River Kwai, The]
2000-08-07 Movie (background) "You're mocking me, aren't you?" [Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) from Toy Story]
Movie "Now you pulled a boner tonight and you know it." [William Hudson (Harry Archer) from Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman]
2000-08-05 Movie "We need to talk about your flair." [Mike Judge (Stan - Chotchkie's Manager) from Office Space]
Movie "Oh, and remember next Friday is "Hawaiian Shirt" day." [Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh) from Office Space]
Movie "I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm going to go anymore." [Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons) from Office Space]
Movie "Why does it say 'paper jam' when there is no paper jam? I swear to God one of these days I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window!" [Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar) from Office Space]
Movie "Excuse me, yo-I-I believe you have my stapler." [Stephen Root (Milton Waddams) from Office Space]
Movie The 20th Century Fox theme – [from 20th Century Fox studios] [Audio Logo from Miscellaneous]
Movie "Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it." [Jimmy Stewart (Elwood P. Dowd) from Harvey]
2000-08-04 Movie "Live fast, die young, have a good-looking corpse." [John Derek (Nick Romano) from Knock On Any Door]
Television (background) "There was a touch of sarcasm as he said..." [Gary Owens (announcer) from Laugh-In]
2000-08-03 Movie "Mr. Boob, that's me. B-double-oh-b. Boob!" [Don Knotts (Luther Heggs) from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The]
Movie (background) "Get over it." [Bryan Batt (Darius) from Jeffrey]
2000-08-02 Television "OK, I love ya, buh-bye." [Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier) from Animaniacs]
Movie (background) "Daddy loves Froggy. Froggy love Daddy? (squeak squeak)" [Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr) from Blazing Saddles]
2000-08-01 Television "You are really enjoying this, aren't you?" [Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys) from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
Television (background) "Guilt is irrelevant." [Roxann Dawson (B'Elanna Torres) from Star Trek: Voyager]