| 2000-08-31
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"Lieutenant! –Yes, sir! –This planet has crossed the line. Assemble the giant robot."
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Kristen Johnston (Sally Solomon)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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"I will accept nothing less than mahogany! –There is no substitute for Diana Ross! Narf!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2000-08-30
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(background)
"Isn't it delightful?"
[Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"Oh, goody, My Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator! (boom)"
[Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 2000-08-29
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(background)
"Look, bud, I said 'Your money or your life.' –I'm thinking it over!"
[uncredited | Jack Benny (Himself)
from Jack Benny Program, The] |
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"You're a miserable parasite! You're just after my money!"
[Allison Hayes (Nancy Fowler Archer)
from Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman] |
| 2000-08-28
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"Buckle your seatbelt, Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye-bye."
[Joe Pantoliano (Cypher)
from Matrix, The] |
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(background)
"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
[Judy Garland
from Wizard of Oz, The] |
| 2000-08-26
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"This conversation is not worthy of you."
[Holly Hunter (Jane Craig)
from Broadcast News] |
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"Hello, I'm Mr. Ed."
[Allan Lane (Mister Ed)
from Mister Ed] |
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"But what about us? –We'll always have Paris."
[Ingrid Bergman (Ilsa Lund) | Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
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"There it is, Bear! Oh, here, let me lick it. (smacks lips) (slurp)"
[Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"Look, sir, droids."
[uncredited (Imperial Stormtrooper)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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"(arrow thunks) Message for you, sir."
[Eric Idle (Concorde)
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail] |
| 2000-08-25
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"The 'L' stands for 'Lucifer.' –Very appropriate for a politician."
[John Astin (Gomez Addams) | Carolyn Jones (Morticia Frump Addams)
from Addams Family, The (TV)] |
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(background)
"You're acting like this is all my fault."
[Paul Fusco (ALF)
from ALF] |
| 2000-08-24
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"Non sequitor. Your facts are uncoordinated."
[Vic Perrin (Nomad)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"Security clearance level three or above is required to access files."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2000-08-23
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"Be gone, evil one!"
[Rik Mayall (Drop Dead Fred)
from Drop Dead Fred] |
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(background)
"The popcorn you're eating has been pissed in, film at eleven."
[Neil Thompson (Newscaster)
from Kentucky Fried Movie] |
| 2000-08-22
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"The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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(background)
"Well now look what you made me do!"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-08-21
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"Wouldn't this be a great world if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive... if needy were a turn-on?"
[Albert Brooks (Aaron Altman)
from Broadcast News] |
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(background)
"It's a madhouse! A madhouse!"
[Charlton Heston (George Taylor)
from Planet of the Apes, The] |
| 2000-08-18
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"You filthy criminals."
[Adam West (Bruce Wayne / Batman)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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"Thank you, Mr. Know-It-All."
[June Foray (Rocket 'Rocky' J. Squirrel)
from Bullwinkle Show, The] |
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(background)
"Who are those guys?"
[Paul Newman (Butch Cassidy)
from Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid] |
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"What's wrong, Tutter? –Oh, it's too big, Bear. Too big! (grunting)"
[Noel McNeal (Bear) | Peter Linz (Tutter)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"Tally-ho, pip-pip, and Bernard's your uncle. –In English, we say 'Good morning.'"
[Hugh Laurie (The Prince Regent) | Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder The Third] |
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"Wilkommen. Bienvenue. Welcome. Come on in."
[Madeline Kahn (Lili Von Shtupp)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2000-08-17
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"You wig-wearing rhesus monkey!"
[Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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"I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
| 2000-08-16
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"I really wouldn't know, sir. I'm just a servant."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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(background)
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down. –Not if you're diabetic."
[Marc Thompson (Timothy O'Neill) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
| 2000-08-15
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"You must learn, Keats, there are more things to life than breaking and entering."
[Noel Coward (Mr. Bridger)
from Italian Job, The] |
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"Exsqueeze me?"
[Rob Paulsen (Yakko Warner)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2000-08-14
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"It is the year 2000, but where are the flying cars? I was promised flying cars! I don't see any flying cars. Why? Why? Why?" (from IBM)
[Avery Brooks
from Commercials] |
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(background)
"Sounds like a case of 'The Mondays'."
[Todd Duffey (Brian - Chotchkie's Waiter)
from Office Space] |
| 2000-08-11
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(background)
"OK, bend over."
[Jay North (Dennis Mitchell)
from Dennis the Menace] |
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"Hello, mama!"
[Kevin Clash (Baby Sinclair)
from Dinosaurs] |
| 2000-08-10
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(background)
"I can see if I want anything done around here I gotta do it myself."
[Moe Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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"As I've told you before, in a job like yours, even when it's finished, there's always one more thing to do."
[André Morell (Col. Green)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
| 2000-08-09
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"No! There's so much other stuff to do in the bathroom! –Yeah!"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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(background)
"Gee, I hope this won't lower your opinion of me."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2000-08-08
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In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"The Force will be with you… always."
[Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."
[Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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In Memoriam: Sir Alec Guinness
"Mos Eisley Spaceport. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy."
[Alec Guinness (Ben Obi-Wan Kenobi)
from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope] |
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"I realize how difficult it's going to be in this god-forsaken place where you can't find what you need, but there's the challenge."
[Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
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"I'm adamant. I will not have an officer from my battalion working as a coolie."
[Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
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"We can teach these barbarians a lesson in Western methods and efficiency that will put them to shame. We'll show them what the British soldier is capable of doing."
[Alec Guinness (Col. Nicholson)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
| 2000-08-07
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(background)
"You're mocking me, aren't you?"
[Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear)
from Toy Story] |
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"Now you pulled a boner tonight and you know it."
[William Hudson (Harry Archer)
from Attack Of The 50 Foot Woman] |
| 2000-08-05
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"We need to talk about your flair."
[Mike Judge (Stan - Chotchkie's Manager)
from Office Space] |
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"Oh, and remember next Friday is "Hawaiian Shirt" day."
[Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh)
from Office Space] |
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"I, uh, I don't like my job, and, uh, I don't think I'm going to go anymore."
[Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons)
from Office Space] |
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"Why does it say 'paper jam' when there is no paper jam? I swear to God one of these days I-I-I-I just kick this piece of shit out the window!"
[Ajay Naidu (Samir Nagheenanajar)
from Office Space] |
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"Excuse me, yo-I-I believe you have my stapler."
[Stephen Root (Milton Waddams)
from Office Space] |
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The 20th Century Fox theme – [from 20th Century Fox studios]
[Audio Logo
from Miscellaneous] |
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"Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it."
[Jimmy Stewart (Elwood P. Dowd)
from Harvey] |
| 2000-08-04
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"Live fast, die young, have a good-looking corpse."
[John Derek (Nick Romano)
from Knock On Any Door] |
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(background)
"There was a touch of sarcasm as he said..."
[Gary Owens (announcer)
from Laugh-In] |
| 2000-08-03
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"Mr. Boob, that's me. B-double-oh-b. Boob!"
[Don Knotts (Luther Heggs)
from Ghost And Mr. Chicken, The] |
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(background)
"Get over it."
[Bryan Batt (Darius)
from Jeffrey] |
| 2000-08-02
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"OK, I love ya, buh-bye."
[Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier)
from Animaniacs] |
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(background)
"Daddy loves Froggy. Froggy love Daddy? (squeak squeak)"
[Harvey Korman (Hedley Lamarr)
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2000-08-01
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"You are really enjoying this, aren't you?"
[Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys)
from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine] |
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(background)
"Guilt is irrelevant."
[Roxann Dawson (B'Elanna Torres)
from Star Trek: Voyager] |
