July 2008 Archives

2008-07-31 Television "I've got nothing to say. –You're under oath as a material witness, Ms. Montenegro. –I swear to tell the truth. And the truth is that I am not saying anything." [Michaela Conlin (Angela Montenegro) | Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) from Bones]
Television (background) "Why would you call a witness you knew wouldn't answer? –I figured once she got up here and saw your scary face she'd rethink her options." [George Wyner (Judge Marcus Haddoes) | Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) from Bones]
2008-07-30 Movie "Remember when it used to be 'Daddy's home'? Now, nothing. We watch TV in four separate rooms and we I.M. each other when dinner's ready." [Robin Williams (Bob Munro) from RV]
Movie (background) "If my ex-wife looked as good as you, I'd still be in the middle of a horrible marriage." [Will Arnett (Todd Mallory) from RV]
2008-07-29 Movie "Tonight's show was conceived, written, produced, directed, and starring… Eddie Arkadian. Tonight we make show biz history… my way!" [Christopher Murney (Eddie Arkadian) from Last Dragon, The]
Movie (background) "How do you expect me to have her ready on time? Look at you. You're a mess, do you know that? I don't have the right tools with me." [Anthony Cortino (Hairstylist) from Last Dragon, The]
2008-07-28 Television "Make yourselves comfortable, sons of Venture, while I assemble the Order of the Triad!" [Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "Hmm. A most compelling mystery indeed." [Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-07-27 Television "The word 'technology' means 'magick.' It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
Television (background) "Attention, The Cheat! Customer needs assistance in email! Customer needs assistance in email!" [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
2008-07-26 Television "Hell with the President! I didn't vote for him anyway." [Sean O. Roberts (Riley Jensen) from Painkiller Jane]
Movie (background) "If a cop's dirty, nine times out of ten his partner's dirty, too." [Miguel Ferrer (Agent Peters) from The Man]
2008-07-25 Movie "Whether a state of war between China and Russia still exists is not important any longer. Our fellow countrymen are dying. The very foundations of civilization are beginning to crumble under the dread assault of that horror long-feared: germ warfare." [Anthony Zerbe (Matthias) from Omega Man, The]
Movie (background) "Miserable schmuck." [Charlton Heston (Robert Neville) from Omega Man, The]
2008-07-24 Movie "You know what? I don't know why you people are so afraid of any expression of emotion or affection. I really don't. –Emotions are unnecessary. –Take your Ritalin." [Marnie McPhail (Madge) | Haylee Wanstall (Cookie) from Sugar]
Movie (background) "Corporate thinking sucks. –Mother!" [June Havoc (Helen Morell) | Steve Guttenberg (Jack Morell) from Can't Stop The Music]
2008-07-23 Movie In Memoriam, Estelle Getty
"It was built by my grandfather, 'Tough' Teddy Prince. My father ran it until he passed away recently. –Oh, I'm sorry. –Well, he was very old and he died the way he wanted to in women's lingerie." [Estelle Getty (Claire Prince Timkin) | Andrew McCarthy (Jonathan Switcher) from Mannequin]
Movie (background) "Every time I walk through these doors I feel like I'm home. I practically grew up here." [Estelle Getty (Claire Prince Timkin) from Mannequin]
2008-07-22 Television "The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent." [George Fenneman (announcer) from Dragnet 1967]
Television (background) "Where do we start? –Where else? The Yellow Pages." [Harry Morgan (Officer Bill Gannon) | Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday) from Dragnet 1967]
2008-07-21 Television "And what is the copper pipe made of? –As with most copper pipes, it's made of copper." [Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) | T.J. Thyne (Dr. Jack Hodgins) from Bones]
Television (background) "No, no. Y'all cut that out!" [Patricia Belcher (Caroline Julian) from Bones]
2008-07-20 Television "Computer! Activate Power Princess Unicorn!" [Allison Moore (Dee Dee) from Dexter's Laboratory]
Television (background) "System Alert. Virus Detected." [Kath Soucie (computer) from Dexter's Laboratory]
2008-07-19 Movie "The 70s are dead and gone. The 80s are going to be something wonderfully new and different… and so am I." [Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson) from Can't Stop The Music]
Movie (background) "This is the 80s, darling. You're going to see a lot of things you've never seen before." [Valerie Perrine (Samantha Simpson) from Can't Stop The Music]
2008-07-18 Television "I know, I know. There's no such thing as magick. –Exactly! And to the rational mind nothing is inexplicable… only unexplained." [Louise Jameson (Leela) | Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
Television (background) "Are the mechanical men friendly? –Robots don't have feelings. It's the people they serve we must hope are friendly." [Louise Jameson (Leela) | Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
2008-07-17 Movie "When I pull the strings, you dance. 'Til then, you sit there, keep your mouth shut, and don't say a word… like the puppet you are." [Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann) from The Man]
Movie (background) "Get your hands off me, meatball. Get 'em off!" [Neville Brand (Dan) from That Darn Cat!]
2008-07-16 Television "Yeaaah. You guys are, uh… you're kinda creepy. I think this may be a stupid idea." [Patrick Warburton (Brock Sampson) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "How do you do a screen capture? It's like shift-option-- Aah! Oh, crap. I made an umlaut." [Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-07-15 Movie "This is just a wild idea, but has it ever occurred to you there's more to life than just surfing and eating?" [Hayley Mills (Patti Randall) from That Darn Cat!]
Movie (background) "Oh, all these surfing pictures look alike." [Tom Lowell (Canoe) from That Darn Cat!]
2008-07-14 Television "Do you believe in miracles? –No." [Michael Hogan (Colonel Saul Tigh) | Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "All hands, prepare for Jump in 4… 3… 2… " [Kandyse McClure (Lt. Anastasia Dualla) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2008-07-13 Television "What kept you? –We all survived. You know if you're going to set an explosion, you need to be more efficient." [James Marsters (Captain John Hart) | John Barrowman (Captain Jack Harkness) from Torchwood]
Television (background) "Tosh, you're going to have to help me right here. I haven't got a bloody clue what I'm doing." [Burn Gorman (Owen Harper) from Torchwood]
2008-07-12 Movie "First rule in Government spending: why build one when you can have two at twice the price? Only this one can be kept secret. Controlled by Americans, built by the Japanese subcontractors who also happen to be recently acquired wholly-owned subsidiaries of Hadden Industries. –Hadden Industries. –They still want an American to go, Doctor. Want to take a ride?" [John Hurt (S.R. Hadden) | Jodie Foster (Eleanor Arroway) from Contact]
Movie (background) "And Dr. Arroway here will be spending her precious telescope time listening for, um… listening for, um… –Little green men." [William Fichtner (Dr. Kent Clark) | Jodie Foster (Eleanor Arroway) from Contact]
2008-07-11 Movie "'Cause it's better to have money and not to need it than to need it and not to have it. And there's a good place in this world for money. And I know where it is… it's right here in my pocket." [Richard Pryor (Daddy Rich) from Car Wash]
Movie (background) "Money talks and bullshit walks." [Richard Pryor (Daddy Rich) from Car Wash]
2008-07-10 Television "You disobeyed the direct orders of a superior officer, but more importantly... you betrayed a promise to me. I trusted you." [Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "Attention. Set Condition One throughout the ship!" [uncredited from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2008-07-09 Television "Yeah, is this gonna suck the whole time or is this, like, the only part that sucks? I just wanna gauge how much suck I have to friggin' sit through." [Doc Hammer (Dermott Fictel) from Venture Bros., The]
Television (background) "What are you guys doing? You're on Monarch time!" [Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch) from Venture Bros., The]
2008-07-08 Movie "I wish the world was a place where 'fair' was the bottom line, where the kind of idealism you showed at the hearing was rewarded… not taken advantage of. Unfortunately, we don't live in that world. –Funny, I… always believed that the world is what we make of it." [Tom Skerritt (David Drumlin) | Jodie Foster (Eleanor Arroway) from Contact]
Movie (background) "CQ… CQ… This is W9GFO here. Come back?" [Jena Malone (Young Ellie) from Contact]
2008-07-07 Movie "Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me?" [Terence Stamp (General Zod) from Superman II]
Movie (background) "Rise before Zod." [Terence Stamp (General Zod) from Superman II]
2008-07-06 Movie "(barking) –You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha… covered in hair. –(barking) –Come again? –(barking) –You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please. –(bark)." [uncredited (Baxter the dog) | Will Ferrell (Ron Burgundy) from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy]
Movie (background) "Sounds like you have mental problems, man. –Yeah, you got a mental problems, man. –Yeah, it really does. –Man." [Paul Rudd (Brian Fantana) | Steve Carell (Brick Tamland) from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy]
2008-07-05 Movie "You don't care whether you impress people or not, do you? –You wait until you get my bill, you'll be impressed." [Nicholas Joy (Mr. Azaye) | Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) from Desk Set]
Movie (background) "I, uh, suppose I should have called first. –Yes. Do that next time." [Gig Young (Mike Cutler) | Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) from Desk Set]
2008-07-04 Movie "OK, run along now, you impossible child. Run along." [Nicolas Cage (Ben Gates) from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets]
Movie (background) "It's on the Internet. No stopping it now." [Jon Voight (Patrick Gates) from National Treasure 2: Book Of Secrets]
2008-07-03 Movie "Uh, often when we meet people for the first time some physical characteristic strikes us. Uh, now what is the first thing you notice in a person? –Whether the person is male or female." [Spencer Tracy (Richard Sumner) | Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) from Desk Set]
Movie (background) "Tell me, skipper, why have you never married? Don't you like women?" [Katharine Hepburn (Bunny Watson) from Desk Set]
2008-07-02 Television In Memoriam, Don S. Davis
"I'd like you to take this note along with you. Keep it in your vest pocket until you get on the other side. It's fairly self-explanatory." [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
Television "It's going to be a long debriefing, people. We'll start in one hour." [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
Television "I'm afraid this is one mission they're on their own." [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
Television (background) "Open the Iris." [Don S. Davis (Major General George Hammond) from Stargate SG-1]
2008-07-01 Television "Ma'am, please calm down. Your CD tray is not a cup-holder. (turns script page) I cannot help you clear your browser cache. No, I'm not in India." [Matt Chapman (Homestar Runner) from Strongbad_email.exe]
Television (background) "Middle-school kids are all idiots, and they need as much of my help and guidance as they can get." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]