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July 30 – "To be absolutely honest, with your rather limited experience and education, you're better off sticking to redundant duties. How do you feel about filing?" – [Christine Willes from Dead Like Me] |
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July 29 – "What are you doing? Is this one of those macho things?" – [Cindy Vortex (Carolyn Lawrence) from Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius] |
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July 28 – "All right, you ground-pounders, if it's fighting you want then you're about to get your share." – [Paul Winfield from Babylon 5] |
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July 27 – Since these were part of a running gag, they really needed to be put together. The setup is that Duckman has spilled something on his chest and it has stained looking like a Rorschach inkblot.
"Well now look what you made me do! I gotta go in there with a picture of me and Vanna White frolicking naked with a tribe of pygmies on my chest! –Hmm. Looks like synchronized swimmers crocheting mittens in a pool filled with truffles to me. –You're sick." – [Duckman and Cornfed Pig (Jason Alexander and Gregg Berger) from Duckman]
"Any particular reason you got a picture of a drag queen on a Shetland pony licking a flaming banjo on your chest? –All right, never mind that!" – [Bob Hiney and Duckman (Michael McKean and Jason Alexander) from Duckman]
"Excuse me, why do you have a picture of me, a rabbi, and six drunken longshoreman rolling around on a rubber bed on your chest?" – [Val de Ree (Andrea Martin) from Duckman] |
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July 26 – "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it." – [HAL 9000 (Douglas Rain) from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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July 23~25 – "Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer, ha ha!" – [Paul Reubens from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure] |
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July 22 – "What in blazes goes on inside that head of yours?" – [Donald MacBride from Room Service] |
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July 21 – "Listen, you know what they say when you get lost in the woods? If you stay put, stay in one place and don't wander, they'll find you. And I was just hoping you'd let yourself be found this time. I was hoping you'd let us find you. But you keep wandering and we can't." – [Louise Fletcher from Big Eden] |
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July 20 – "So, do I still have to go to jail?" – [Fixit (Tom Kenny) from Teen Titans] |
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July 19 – "OK, it's time to get physical!" – [Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings) from Darkwing Duck] |
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July 16~18 – "What planet is this guy from?" – [Ally Sheedy from Short Circuit] |
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July 15 – "That's my name, don't wear it out." – [Paul Reubens from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure] |
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July 14 – "I don't make monkeys, I just train 'em!" – [Paul Reubens from Pee-Wee's Big Adventure] |
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July 13 – "All Base ships are now in range to attack the colonies." – [a Cylon warrior from Battlestar Galactica] |
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July 12 – "Your impatience is quite understandable. –I'm impatient with stupidity. My people have learned to live without it. –I'm afraid my people haven't." – [Frank Conroy and Michael Rennie from The Day The Earth Stood Still] |
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July 9~11 – "Yeah, I, uh, had heart surgery a couple years ago. People always ask me about it. –Yep. –I had angioplasty and a stents. Uh, same thing Dick Cheney had, except they left my heart in." – [Drew Carey and ALF (Paul Fusco) from ALF's Hit Talk Show] |
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July 8 – "Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements." – [Ron Livingston from Office Space] |
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July 7 – "Sweetie, don't talk that way to your mother. You know it only aggravates her." – [Greg Kean from Dead Like Me] |
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July 6 – "Are you familiar with the Microsoft Office Suite? Word? Access? Powerpoint? –I know Lotus. –(snicker) We use Excel now, dear. You might think about taking some tutorials." – [Christine Willes and Ellen Muth from Dead Like Me] |
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July 2~5 – "Thank you. You are cleared through Voiceprint Identification." – [unknown woman onscreen from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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July 1 – "Ehh, e-everyone stay calm… because we're all doomed!" – [Pops (Larry Drake) from Johnny Bravo] |
