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July 31 - "If you can't make the big decisions, commander, I suggest you make room for someone who can." - [Elizabeth Dennehy from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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July 30 - "There isn't a question we can't answer! –Here's one, geniuses. What's it like to kiss a girl? –Shut up." - [Gimpy, Rocko, and Nitz (Pete Williams) from Undergrads] |
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July 29 - In Memoriam, Bob Hope
"Yeah? Well, I ain't afraid to die. I just hate being killed, that's all." – [Bob Hope from The Road To Utopia]
"I just want you to stand there and admire me for a while. I just got an idea that's gonna make us a fortune. I don't know how I do it." – [Bob Hope from The Road To Singapore]
"Hey! Am I dead? –I can't tell. You always look that way. Come on!" – [Bob Hope and Bing Crosby from The Road To Utopia] |
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July 28 - "All that is visible must grow beyond itself, extend into the realm of the invisible." - [Dumont (Barnard Hughes) from TRON] |
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July 25~27 - "You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies™ with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout cookie." - [Kim Walker from Heathers] |
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July 24 - "Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee." - [Kyle MacLachlan from Twin Peaks] |
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July 23 - "The energizer's bypassed like a Christmas tree, so don't give me too many bumps." - [James Doohan from Star Trek II: The Wrath Of Khan] |
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July 22 - "Hey! This is not your toy to play with every time I turn around!" - [Teri Garr from Close Encounters Of The Third Kind] |
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July 21 - "Everything old is new again… except the old thing's getting really old." - [Ben Browder from Farscape] |
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July 18~20 - "It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?" - [Edward James Olmos from Blade Runner] |
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July 17 - "How are you, my dear? I hope that life has treated you better than time has." - [Duckman (Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
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July 16 - "There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-Oh-Zero?" - [John Cleese from Die Another Day] |
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July 15 - "I don't think you're being fair to me, Mr. Kidd. –No? –No. You're treating me like you treat all your other writers." - [Jimmy Stewart and Henry Daniell from The Philadelphia Story] |
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July 14 - "Computers never make mistakes. –Hard drive crash. Twenty seconds to meltdown. –Gotta go." - [Gimpy and computer (Pete Williams and unknown) from Undergrads] |
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July 11~13 - "You cannot find peace by avoiding life, Leonard." - [Nicole Kidman from The Hours] |
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July 10 - "Why do I always have to sit next to the exes? Is this some kind of hint, sweetheart? And anyway, shouldn't the exes have a table of their own where they can all ex together in ex-quisite agony?" - [Allison Janney from The Hours] |
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July 9 - "Do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing doesn't work at all!" - [Christopher Lloyd from Back To The Future, Part I] |
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July 8 - "There's no crying in baseball!" - [Tom Hanks from A League Of Their Own]
In Memoriam, Buddy Ebsen: Well, doggies! – [Buddy Ebsen from The Beverly Hillbillies] |
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July 7 - "Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself." - [Emma Watson from Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets] |
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July 4~6 - "You know, you should play with Dr. Beeper and myself. I mean, he's been club champion for three years running and I'm no slouch myself. –Don't sell yourself short, judge. You're a tremendous slouch." - [Ted Knight and Chevy Chase from Caddyshack] |
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July 3 - "I was being sarcastic, which is another big word you'll learn in school. But you wouldn't know that considering you've never attended one of this country's great educational facilities, which is a thought that just sickens me." - [Truant Officer (Gregg Berger) from The Powerpuff Girls] |
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July 2- In Memoriam, Buddy Hackett
"That guy is dead. You better believe it. –I believe it all right, but if he jumps up again like he did before, I'm gonna get the hell out of here." – [Jonathan Winters and Buddy Hackett from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World]
"We figured it 17 different ways. And every time we figured it, it was no good. Because no matter how we figured it, somebody didn't like the way we figured it! So now there's only one way to figure it. And that is every man, including the old bag, for himself!" – [Buddy Hackett from It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World] |
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July 1 - "Oh, this is one of those days which the pages of history teach us are best spent lying in bed." - [Roland Young from The Philadelphia Story] |
