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July 2002 Archive

tv icon July 31 - "So you didn't tell the truth! –Did you ever hear of a crook who did?" - [Adam West and Julie Newmar from Batman:TOS]
film icon July 30 - "Son-of-a-bitch. –What did you say? –You god-damned son-of-a-bitch! –Say that again. –You god-damned, mean, son-of-a-bitch! –Say it faster. –You god-damned, mean, dirty, son-of-a-bitch! –I wouldn't make it a habit of calling me that, son." - [Sean Kelly and John Wayne from The Cowboys]
tv icon July 29 - "Oh, my! Do you know what that music means? –Ooh, we're stuck in an elevator?" - [Paul Zaloom and Mark Ritts from Beakman's World]
tv icon July 26~28 - "Sheesh! They ought to lock me up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit." - [Darkwing Duck (Jim Cummings) from Darkwing Duck]
film icon July 25 - "Boys are always guilty of something nasty. What could it be this time, I wonder?" - [Roscoe Lee Browne from The Cowboys]
film icon July 24 - "You're an asshole, you're an asshole, and you're an asshole." - [Rob Reiner from The Spirit of '76]
tv icon July 23 - "Eh, what's cookin', Doc?" - [Bugs Bunny (Mel Blanc) from a Looney Tunes cartoon]
tv icon July 22 - "Well, damn it, Eric, don't you have some smart-ass thing to say?" - [Mr. Garrison (Trey Parker) from South Park]
film icon July 19~21 - For those that have asked, here are the five "Atta boy, Luther!" clips.
attaboy1, attaboy2, attaboy3, attaboy4, and attaboy5 - [Everret Greenbaum from The Ghost and Mr. Chicken]
tv icon July 18 - "What's it mean to be GI Joe? –America's number one fighting force, sir! –And that means? –Big muscles, sir! –And? –Big missiles, sir!" - [from a GI Joe commercial]
tv icon July 17 - "Gentlemen, I give you science in action. Proof-positive the camera does not lie; it sees all, tells all." - [Don Knotts from The Andy Griffith Show]
tv icon July 16 - "When dealing with Mojo Jojo's mojo, just say no-no." - [Blossom (Cathy Cavadini) from The Powerpuff Girls]
tv icon July 15 - "What deadly new diseases can you pick up by sitting down? Toilet Seat Terror next on Sick Sad World!" - [Sick Sad World Announcer (John Lynn) from Daria]
tv icon July 12~14 - "Curses! I've been double-crossed by my own devilish magnetic device!" - [Zargon from Frankenstein Jr.]
film icon July 11 - "I'm the Magic Man, the Santa Claus of the subconscious. You say it, you think it, you can have it." - [Ralph Fiennes from Strange Days]
film icon July 10 - In Memoriam, Rod Steiger
"You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take those dives for the short-end money. –I had some bets down for you. You saw some money. –You don't understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender." - [Marlon Brando and Rod Steiger from On The Waterfront]
film icon July 9 - "Ah, an educated man. That rules out the possibility of you being a field agent." - [Sean Connery from The Rock]
tv icon July 8 - "When I used to dream about this mission, the last thing I envisioned was having a Vulcan onboard who continuously sucked the air out of the room." - [Scott Bakula from Star Trek: Enterprise]
tv icon July 5~7 - "Never let an embezzler keep score." - [unknown thug from Darkwing Duck]
tv iconfilm icon July 4 - Happy Independence Day, America!
"Thank you, Captain Righteous, thank you, Lefty, for putting the 'I Can' back in Amer-I-Can!"
- [unknown old film announcer (Tom Kenny?) from The Powerpuff Girls]
"And can you remember the theme of your favorite pageant? –Can I? 'Amer-I-Can!' People ask me where I get this. I don't know. It's maybe a gift from God." - [Thomas Lennon and Kirstie Alley from Drop Dead Gorgeous]
tv icon July 3 - "He hit me! –Well, I'm sure he meant to do that." - [Miguel Ferrer and Kyle MacLachlan from Twin Peaks]
disc icon July 2 - "There are, of course, many problems connected with life of which some of the most popular are: Why are people born? Why do they die? And why do they want to spend so much of the intervening time wearing digital watches?" - [The Book (Peter Jones) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy]
tv icon July 1 - "Oh, that is so lame! You will pay for your use of inappropriate dialogue!" - [Mojo Jojo (Roger L. Jackson) from The Powerpuff Girls]

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