| 2000-07-31
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(background)
"Yeah, did you get that memo?"
[Joe Bays (Dom Portwood)
from Office Space] |
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"We need to talk about your TPS reports."
[Joe Bays (Dom Portwood)
from Office Space] |
| 2000-07-28
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(background)
"He will join us or die, Master."
[James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)
from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back] |
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"The Emperor has been expecting you."
[James Earl Jones (Darth Vader)
from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi] |
| 2000-07-27
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"Conversation like television set on honeymoon… unnecessary."
[Peter Sellers (Sidney Wang)
from Murder By Death] |
| 2000-07-26
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(background)
"We interrupt this program to annoy you and make things generally irritating."
[Eric Idle
from Monty Python's Flying Circus] |
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"...And we helped! (laughter)"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2000-07-25
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(background)
"Humans make illogical decisions."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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"The entire world will beg to bow before me, their charismatic despot!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2000-07-24
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(background)
"Uh-oh, sounds like somebody's got a case of 'The Mondays'."
[Jennifer Jane Emerson (Female Temp)
from Office Space] |
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"We have sort of a problem here. Yeah, you apparantely didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports."
[Gary Cole (Bill Lumbergh)
from Office Space] |
| 2000-07-22
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"Capture that creature and return the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator!"
[Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"You're absolutely correct!"
[Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"Oh, goody, goody! I done a good thing and I get a prize."
[Stan Freberg (Junyer Bear)
from Looney Tunes] |
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(background)
Pete Puma's laugh
[Mel Blanc (Pete Puma)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"Maybe that'll learn ya to keep your big mouth shut!"
[Mel Blanc (Yosemite Sam)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em."
[Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"This you gotta see to believe."
[Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 2000-07-21
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(background)
"Please fondle my bum."
[Eric Idle
from Monty Python's Flying Circus] |
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"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? –I think so, Brain, but burlap chafes me so."
[Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky)
from Pinky & The Brain] |
| 2000-07-20
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"(gong) What's happening, hot stuff?"
[Gedde Watanabe (Long Duk Dong)
from Sixteen Candles] |
| 2000-07-19
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(background)
"Would you like to play a game of chess? I play very well."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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"It's old technology!"
[Jim Wise (Loud Howard)
from Dilbert] |
| 2000-07-18
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"This one's for varsity soccer, I'm captain. I run track and, uh, right here, I'm the new president of the Lutheran Sisterhood Gun Club."
[Brooke Elise Bushman (Tammy Curry)
from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
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(background)
"What the hell are you starin' at?"
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-07-17
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(background)
"Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, look."
[Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
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"You know, you can look at it if you want. –(gasp) Really? Thanks! –You can look at it, too, Bear. –Oh, thanks!"
[Vicki Eibner (Ojo) | Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
| Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2000-07-15
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"Chunky: extra thick for extra flavor." (from Chunky)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Grownups get all the breaks." (from Marx Electro-Shot)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"Remember, only G.I. Joe is G.I. Joe" (from Hasbro)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"To help carry on our important work, I want you to join the Secret Squadron." (from Ovaltine)
[Richard Webb (Captain Midnight)
from Commercials] |
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(background)
"The following program is intended for mature audiences."
[uncredited
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2000-07-14
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"One more thing. Just remember this… in this country, they drive on the wrong side of the road."
[Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)
from Italian Job, The] |
| 2000-07-13
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Austin's telephone ring.
[Sound Effects
from Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery] |
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SFX: Hot Line telephone ring
[Sound Effects
from In Like Flint] |
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SFX: the Jetson's telephone
[Sound Effects
from Jetsons, The] |
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(background)
"(telephone error tones) We're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed."
[Jane Barbe (Herself)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2000-07-12
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"All power sources locked in, Mr. Scott. –Then throw the switch, Lieutenant."
[Nichelle Nichols (Uhura) | James Doohan (Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
| 2000-07-11
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The THX theme – [from Skywalker Sound/LucasFilms LTD]
[Audio Logo
from Miscellaneous] |
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"They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead."
[Haley Joel Osment (Cole Sear)
from Sixth Sense, The] |
| 2000-07-10
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(background)
The Intel audio logo. (from Intel)
[Audio Logo
from Commercials] |
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"This is the voice of Colossus, the voice of Guardian. We are one. This is the voice of unity."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
| 2000-07-07
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"Scan for identification"
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Gold))
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2000-07-06
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"This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth!"
[Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 2000-07-05
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"We could've made wonderful music together."
[Gary Cooper (O'Hara)
from General Died At Dawn, The] |
| 2000-07-03
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"You do and it'll be the biggest mistake you ever made, you Texas brushpopper!"
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
| 2000-07-02
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"I've got something here!"
[Walter Matthau (Hamilton Bartholemew)
from Charade] |
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"I don't want to kill you, but I will."
[Walter Matthau (Hamilton Bartholemew)
from Charade] |
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"Why don't you do the world a favor? Pull your lip over your head and swallow."
[Walter Matthau (Max Goldman)
from Grumpier Old Men] |
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"(click) You know me, I'll believe anything. –(click) A train's been hijacked. (click) –(click) I don't believe it."
[Jerry Stiller (Lt. Rico Patrone) | Walter Matthau (Lt. Zachary 'Z' Garber)
from Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The] |
| 2000-07-01
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"Mr. Maryk, you may tell the crew for me there are four ways of doing things onboard my ship: the right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and my way. If they do things my way, we'll get along."
[Humphrey Bogart (Lt. Cmdr. Philip Francis Queeg)
from Caine Mutiny, The] |
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"In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join other from around the world, and you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. Mankind. That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyrrany, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday but as the day when the world declared in one voice: 'We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!'"
[Bill Pullman (President Thomas J. Whitmore)
from Independence Day] |
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"Here's to the Army and Navy and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. –May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather."
[Dennis Dun (Wang Chi) | Kurt Russell (Jack Burton)
from Big Trouble In Little China] |
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(background)
"We begin bombing in five minutes." (1984)
[Ronald Reagan
from Presidents] |
