| 2010-06-30
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"The hell kind of miracle do you want of me? I'm just an ordinary police book, not the Library of Congress."
[Edward G. Robinson (Sol Roth)
from Soylent Green] |
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(background)
"Good heavens, I was right. The man is crazy."
[George Zucco (Dr. Adolph Kammer)
from After The Thin Man] |
| 2010-06-29
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"We lost a great comrade... but gained new ones. Thank you. All of you. You honor us with your bravery."
[Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
from Transformers (2007)] |
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(background)
"I owe you my life. We are in your debt."
[Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)
from Transformers (2007)] |
| 2010-06-28
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"This is your wake-up call, pal. Go to work."
[Michael Douglas (Gordon Gekko)
from Wall Street] |
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(background)
"(telephone rings) Yeah? –Money never sleeps, pal."
[Charlie Sheen (Bud Fox) | Michael Douglas (Gordon Gekko)
from Wall Street] |
| 2010-06-27
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Happy Pride Weekend to all my LGBT visitors!
"Oh what in gay hell?"
[Patrick Swayze (Vida Boheme)
from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar] |
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"I'm a bear, Yogi, not a man. I was born a bear, and I'm going back to my bear roots!"
[John Kricfalusi (Boo Boo Bear)
from Boo Boo Runs Wild] |
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"Strange that the victim had only one testicle stuffed in his mouth. I believe they usually come in pairs. –Well, that's 'cause he only had one. I checked. Plenty of meat, only one potato."
[Charles Busch (Captain Monica Stark) | Jenica Bergere (Cookie)
from Psycho Beach Party] |
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(background)
"God, he's like the gay antichrist."
[Daniel Letterle (Ethan Green)
from Mostly Unfabulous Social Life Of Ethan Green, The] |
| 2010-06-26
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Happy Pride Weekend to all my LGBT visitors!
"Why do I feel like I'm in the Tournament Of Roses Parade? –Because you're as big as a float?"
[Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson) | John Leguizamo (Chi-Chi Rodriquez)
from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar] |
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"Hi. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I'll be auditioning for the role of 'Kicker.'"
[Chris Colfer (Kurt Hummel)
from Glee] |
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"Are you kidding me? We conduct a nation-wide manhunt for you, and you're boning the suspect? What did you think this was, a joke? 'Let's divert Federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style.' –I was... doing research. –I'll bet."
[Holland Taylor (Ms. Petrie) | Sara Foster (Amy Bradshaw)
from D.E.B.S.] |
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(background)
"It must be lovely being a Queen."
[John Inman (Mr. Wilberforce Clayborne Humphries)
from Are You Being Served?] |
| 2010-06-25
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"Young fella, if you're looking for trouble I'll accommodate you. Otherwise, leave it alone."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
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(background)
"You are a lot of trouble."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
| 2010-06-24
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"The main thing about money, Bud, it makes you do things you don't want to do."
[Hal Holbrook (Lou Mannheim)
from Wall Street] |
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(background)
"Well, life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them."
[Charlie Sheen (Bud Fox)
from Wall Street] |
| 2010-06-23
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"I don't know what's scarier... losing nuclear weapons or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it."
[Frank Whaley (Giles Prentice)
from Broken Arrow] |
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(background)
"We got ourselves a Broken Arrow."
[Vondie Curtis-Hall (Chief Sam Rhodes)
from Broken Arrow] |
| 2010-06-22
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"I always try to be ready. –Was this revolver loaded and cocked? –Well, a gun that's unloaded and cocked ain't good for nothing."
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn) | Alfred Ryder (Mr. Goudy (Defense attorney))
from True Grit] |
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(background)
"You gotta learn that you can't have everything your own way!"
[John Wayne (Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn)
from True Grit] |
| 2010-06-21
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"Has anyone ever told you that you're a bit weird? –They never really stop."
[James Corden (Craig) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Hello, sweetie."
[Alex Kingston (River Song)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2010-06-20
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"It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus, it's not a man-purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
[Zach Galifianakis (Alan Garner)
from The Hangover] |
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(background)
"She shouldn't be punished. You're the one being a dick."
[Nate Torrence (Lloyd)
from Get Smart's Bruce And Lloyd Out Of Control] |
| 2010-06-19
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"What the fuck have you done lately?"
[James McAvoy (Wesley Gibson)
from Wanted] |
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(background)
"Uh, I'm gonna go get some, uh, Post-It notes. Do you want one?"
[Chris Pratt (Barry)
from Wanted] |
| 2010-06-18
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"Mr. Anderson... It's punks like you that paramedics end up scraping off the road at 4 in the morning. For your sake, and the safety of others, I hope you fail your driving exam."
[Michael Ensign (School Teacher / Bus Driver)
from License To Drive] |
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(background)
"(buzzing) Incorrect. You have failed."
[uncredited (computer)
from License To Drive] |
| 2010-06-17
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"I would cite regulation, but I know you will simply ignore it."
[Zachary Quinto (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
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(background)
"Damn it, man, I'm a doctor not a physicist."
[Karl Urban (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy)
from Star Trek (2009)] |
| 2010-06-16
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"I don't make the rules... I just live by 'em. So... what happens now? Power's in your hands. You got the tape, you can still destroy us. If that's what you want."
[Philip Glenister (Gene Hunt)
from Life On Mars (UK)] |
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(background)
"What's up, Doc?"
[David Duchovny (Fox Mulder)
from X Files: I Want to Believe, The] |
| 2010-06-15
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"The following program is rated TV MALV. It contains strong language, violence, and nudity. It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion is advised."
[uncredited (announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
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(background)
"Viewer discretion advised."
[uncredited (announcer)
from Miscellaneous] |
| 2010-06-14
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"The wolves rule... not the sheep."
[Morgan Freeman (Sloan)
from Wanted] |
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(background)
"Never send sheep to kill a wolf."
[David O'Hara (Mr. X)
from Wanted] |
| 2010-06-13
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"Why is it always the assholes who pass the tests?"
[Samuel L. Jackson (Agent Augustus Gibbons)
from xXx] |
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(background)
"I live for this shit!"
[Vin Diesel (Xander Cage)
from xXx] |
| 2010-06-12
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"(clang) That is breaking and entering! –What did I break? Sonicing and entering. Totally different."
[Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"Hold on tight. This is going to be a tricky one."
[Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2010-06-11
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"I'm going to need your password, sweetheart."
[Eric Balfour (Mahmoud)
from The Spirit] |
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(background)
"When me and The Spirit get together, we like to party all night."
[Samuel L. Jackson (The Octopus)
from The Spirit] |
| 2010-06-10
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"You're not meant to be a parent. –Why not?! –First sign: stealing someone else's eggs. Second sign: one of them almost became an omelette."
[Ray Romano (Manny) | John Leguizamo (Sid)
from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"I'm not really built for chaperoning play-dates."
[Denis Leary (Diego)
from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs] |
| 2010-06-09
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"Aw, come on. If he had a thought go through his head it'd be the quickest trip in North America."
[John Travolta (Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins)
from Broken Arrow] |
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(background)
"You really love this shit, don't you?"
[John Travolta (Maj. Vic 'Deak' Deakins)
from Broken Arrow] |
| 2010-06-08
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"I'm recording this in case anyone ever finds it, so you can see... You can see how the world ended."
[Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"I'm keeping more secrets than you'd ever believe. –Like what? –Like a Time Agency based in Cardiff. –Oh, it's not based in Cardiff. –Brilliant secret. I ask, you tell. Well done."
[Kai Owen (Rhys Williams) | Tom Price (PC Andy) | Eve Myles (Gwen Cooper)
from Torchwood] |
| 2010-06-07
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"Security? The word's become a bloody joke."
[Michael Hordern (Adm. Rolland)
from Where Eagles Dare] |
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(background)
"I'm entitled to know. –You're entitled to know nothing."
[Mary Ure (Mary Elison) | Richard Burton (Maj. Jonathan Smith, MC)
from Where Eagles Dare] |
| 2010-06-06
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"You're not making any sense, man. –Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up."
[Robert Pugh (Tony Mack) | Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
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(background)
"There's something that doesn't make sense. Let's go and poke it with a stick."
[Matt Smith (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (II)] |
| 2010-06-05
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"The one thing about you and me I've always liked... that's our fights. 'Cause we don't have to stumble over our-our lips a-apologizing."
[Dwight Schultz ('Howling Mad' Murdock)
from The A-Team] |
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(background)
"Don't be a fool. Nobody's going to take the A-Team."
[John Carter (Jacob Edwards)
from The A-Team] |
| 2010-06-04
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In Memoriam, Rue McClanahan
"Blanche, do you want to have a side-bet with me? –Well, I would, Rose, but everything you own is so damn ugly."
[Betty White (Rose Nylund) | Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)
from Golden Girls, The] |
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"I don't know why people even have dogs at all. I don't like anything in my house that doesn't know how to use the toilet."
[Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)
from Golden Girls, The] |
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(background)
"They thought I was on angel dust!"
[Rue McClanahan (Blanche Devereaux)
from Golden Girls, The] |
| 2010-06-03
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"Pop quiz, hot shot. There's a bomb on a bus. Once the bus goes 50-miles-an-hour the bomb is armed. If it drops below 50, it blows up. What do you do? What do you do?!"
[Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
from Speed] |
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(background)
"Oh, we got all the balls in the world right here, man!"
[Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
from Speed] |
| 2010-06-02
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"I nearly froze to death in that damned plane. Why couldn't you have supplied some hot water bottles or an electrically-heated suit? I thought you loved me. –I can't help what you think."
[Mary Ure (Mary Elison) | Richard Burton (Maj. Jonathan Smith, MC)
from Where Eagles Dare] |
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(background)
"Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Broadsword calling Danny Boy. Over."
[Richard Burton (Maj. Jonathan Smith, MC)
from Where Eagles Dare] |
| 2010-06-01
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In Memoriam, Gary Coleman
"What you talkin' 'bout, Willis?"
[Gary Coleman (Arnold Jackson)
from Diff'rent Strokes] |
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"What you talkin' 'bout, Bundy?"
[Gary Coleman (Inspector)
from Married With Children] |
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In Memoriam, Dennis Hopper
"Interactive TV, Jack, wave of the future. Ha ha ha, huh?"
[Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
from Speed] |
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"This day has been real disappointing, I don't mind saying."
[Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
from Speed] |
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"Do not attempt to grow a brain."
[Dennis Hopper (Howard Payne)
from Speed] |
