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June 30 – "Look. If you have a clumsy child, you make him wear a helmet. If you have death-prone children, you keep a few clones of them in your lab." –[Dr. Rusty Venture (James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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June 29 – "Crap, who am I kidding? My looks are going down the toilet faster than an unwanted pregnancy on prom night." –[Dr. Rusty Venture (James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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June 28 – "Halt! This area is restricted on the authority of the United States Government! –I work for the government. –Uh… still, you're not coming in here." – [Mr. Impossible & Brock Sampson (Stephen Colbert & Patrick Warburton) from The Venture Bros.] |
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June 27 – "You hate me, I trust, Miss Imbrie. –No, I-I can't afford to hate anybody. I'm only a photographer." – [Henry Daniell & Ruth Hussey from The Philadelphia Story] |
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June 26 – "So that's it then. That's the secret grand adventure of the infamous Jack Sparrow. He spent three days lying on a beach drinking rum. –Welcome to the Caribbean, luv." – [Keira Knightley & Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl] |
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June 24~25 – ...and speaking of Pride Weekend, happy PW to all my GLBT visitors!
"Welcome to the show, thank you for joining us. You know, I am really steamed. I marched in a parade this weekend. The poster said it was in honor of my favorite emotion: pride. Well, it turns out it was a Gay Pride parade and I didn't find out until after I'd marched for 3 hours shouting 'I am Stephen Colbert and I am proud to be out.' By which I clearly meant 'outside.' It was a lovely day." – [Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report]
"Have you any idea how frustrating it is being a lesbian ghost?" – [Jemima Rooper from Hex]
"But why do they have to steal the word 'pride?' It's yet another attempt by the homolexicographical agenda to turn our dictionaries gay. They already took the word 'gay' and gayed it all up. I used to use that word all the time. Then they stole rainbows and closets. Back in college, when I was young and gay, I threw the gayest rainbow-themed closet parties around." – [Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report]
"A family is anybody who wants to share their lives together. –Right. Raise their kids together, put up with each other's craziness. –It's love that defines a family and it can be any kind of love. Your kind, our kind, theirs. –Who's to say which kind of family's the best?" – [Jane Curtin & Susan Saint James from Kate & Allie]
"Now, I don't trust most rumors, but where there's smoke, there's flaming fire. This has got me nervous. Americans mimic the behavior of their heroes. So if Superman turns out to be gay, he'll turn America super-gay. We're talking gayer than a speeding bullet." – [Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report]
"I just love Frenchmen. –Oh, so do I." – [Lesley Ann Warren & Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria] |
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June 23 – "What's going on? –Pride weekend?" – [Harvey Birdman & Peter Potamus (Gary Cole & Chris Edgerly) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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June 22 – "Ginny thinks that she has the key to popularity, parking in cars with the boys at night. When Jerry brags about taking Ginny out, he learns that she dates all the boys, and he feels less important." – [uncredited narrator from Are You Popular?] |
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June 21 – "Well, then why is she called Aunt Fanny? –Couldn't call her Aunt Booty." – [Rodney Copperbottom and Fender (Ewan McGregor and Robin Williams) from Robots] |
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June 20 – "Well, I say we hire a couple of wranglers to go upstairs and beat the shit out of him." – [Dolly Parton from Nine To Five] |
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June 19 – "Do you find me attractive as a man? –Yes, I think that's your best bet." – [James Tolkan and Diane Keaton from Love And Death] |
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June 16 – "Of course I have four kids and do pretty well myself. On Father's Day my kids reach into their piggy banks and give me back all the IOUs I've put in since last Father's Day." – [Bob Hope] |
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June 15 – "Good for you and your father." – [Paul Reubens from Pee-wee's Big Adventure] |
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June 14 – "So, what, you're just going to repress everything in some deep, dark, twisted place until one day you snap and kill them? –Yep. –This is why we are friends." – [Sandra Oh and Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy] |
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June 13 – "Ugh. We never should've stopped. Why is it every time I need to get somewhere we get waylaid by jackassery?" – [Dr. Rusty Venture (James Urbaniak) from The Venture Bros.] |
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June 12 – "A word of warning. Some of the images you are about to see… are awesome." – [Stone Phillips from The Colbert Report] |
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June 9 – "You broke my arm! –There are 215 bones in the human body. That's one." – [Earl Boen and Linda Hamilton from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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June 8 – "Mr. Kennedy? Ask not what your rest home can do for you, ask what you can do for your rest home. –Hey. You're copying my best lines." – [Bruce Campbell and Ossie Davis from Bubba Ho-Tep] |
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June 7 – "I am not cleaning this up." – [Earl Sinclair (Stuart Pankin) from Dinosaurs] |
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June 6 – "Well, ladies, the pleasure was all mine… which is the only thing that matters in the end." – [John Barrowman from Doctor Who] |
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June 5 – "Do you mind flirting outside? –I was just saying hello! –For you, that's flirting." – [Christopher Eccleston and John Barrowman from Doctor Who] |
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June 2 – "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle." – [Arnold Schwarzenegger from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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June 1 – In Memoriam: Robert Sterling
"Oh, no. Anything you have to say to me, you can say in front of my wife and my dog. –Woof!" – [Robert Sterling and Neil (Buck) from Topper] |
