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June 30 – "What kind of a crazy world is this? My father's dead and my mother's gigolo shows up ready for some hot action!" – [Natasha Lyonne from Die, Mommie, Die!] |
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June 29 – "Invention, my dear friends, is 93% persperation, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple." – [Gene Wilder from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory] |
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June 28 – "To the BatMobile! This could be the break we've been looking for!" – [Adam West from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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June 27 – "Swimming pools in Britain have very strict rules: No bombing, no petting, no ducking, and no fondue parties." – [Tom Baker from Little Britain] |
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June 25~26 – Happy Pride to all of my LGBT visitors!
"Who's generally better looking, a fairy or a pixie? –Looks aren't everything. I, uh… I'll go for the fairy." – [Peter Marshall and Paul Lynde from The Hollywood Squares]
"Hello, Mrs. Llewellyn. –Oh, hello, Dafydd. And what can I do you for today? –I'll have a quarter of bon-bons and a copy of Gay Times, please. It's my only outlet. –Is it not on the rack, luv? –I couldn't see it. –Oh, it must've gone then. –I'm sorry? –We only get the one in for you, so I imagine somebody must've bought it. –I don't think so. I think you'll find I am the only gay in this village. –Oh, I remember. Somebody definitely came and bought it yesterday. It's got Hazel Dean in it and a very informative article on rimming." – [uncredited and Matt Lucas from Little Britain]
"Do you approve of homosexuals? –Arthur, it doesn't matter whether I approve or I disapprove. They are human beings, they exist. It's like asking me if I approve of dwarves. –Well, that's different. There's no such thing as gay dwarves. –Come on, Arthur, you've read Snow White. Seven little men living together like that? Wake up and smell the coffee." – [Conrad Bain and Bea Arthur from Maude] |
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June 24 – "How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So… dominant." – [Tim Curry from The Rocky Horror Picture Show] |
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June 23 – "Listen, Lupus, you didn't come into this life just to sit around on a dugout bench, did you? Now get your ass out there and do the best you can." – [Walter Matthau from The Bad News Bears] |
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June 22 – "I have a dream! I believe one day that everyone, everywhere, will know the wonders of my nipples!" – [Stimpson J. "Stimpy" Cat (Billy West) from The Ren & Stimpy Show] |
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June 21 – "I'm feeling very still and I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much. –She knows! Ground Control to Major Tom! Your circuit's dead! There's something wrong! Can you hear me, Major Tom? Can you hear me?! Major Tom! (crashing) –Ashes to ashes." – [Major Tom, Dr. Jonas Venture, and The Action Man (James Urbaniak, Paul Boocock, and Christopher McCulloch) from The Venture Bros.] |
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June 20 – "You will never, ever guess what happened! It's something wonderful! –Don't be jerkin' my chain about a Menudo reunion." – [Anita Gillette and John Goodman from Normal, Ohio] |
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June 17 – "Are you still doing that questionnaire on fatherhood? –Shh! Yeah, why? –A father is someone who will sacrafice everything to give his child a better life than he had." – [Geraint Wyn Davies and John Kapelos from Forever Knight] |
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June 16 – In Memoriam, Lane Smith
"Oh, Jimmy, don't believe everything you see on TV." – [Lane Smith from Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman] |
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June 15 – "Just 'cause you're stupid doesn't mean you can't rule a planet. Hey, come to Earth some time." – [Jeffrey Jones from Mom And Dad Save The World] |
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June 14 – "No, maybe he really loves her. Maybe it's not lust, Eddie. –What Disney Channel are you watching?" – [Rachael Harris and Bryan Callen from Fat Actress] |
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June 13 – "Atomic batteries to power. Turbines to speed. –Roger. Ready to move out. (Jets surge, tires squeal)" – [Burt Ward and Adam West from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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June 10 – "I see by the old clock on the wall that it's very nearly Father's Day. So, tonight's question is: what is a father?" – [Nigel Bennett from Forever Knight] |
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June 9 – "If you have an IQ over 30, then there is no god." – [Harvey Fierstein from Torch Song Trilogy] |
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June 8 – "Look, everyone wants to talk to Diane Sawyer or Joan London, and my network's killing me. They want me blond! –With your coloring?" – [Tom Selleck and Kevin Kline from In & Out] |
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June 7 – "Look, Mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food. People are always bugging me about it! My shrink says that's why I'm so fat! So you're not doing me any good, so just quit it!" – [Gary Lee Cavagnaro from The Bad News Bears] |
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June 6 – "You're not supposed to have open liqour in the car. It's against the law. –So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me into real trouble." – [Gary Lee Cavagnaro and Walter Matthau from The Bad News Bears] |
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June 3 – "Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today." – [Janeane Garofalo from Mystery Men] |
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June 2 – "We've got a blind date with Destiny… and it looks like She's ordered the lobster." – [William H. Macy from Mystery Men] |
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June 1 – "I hope this doesn't sound grandiose, but tonight I begin my pre-ordained ascent towards the global adulation I so richly deserve." – [Duckman (Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
