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June 30 – "I-I don't like what I'm hearing here. I am not a great liar. I-I'm a terrible liar. You know, I don't know who's been saying these things, but I want you to know when we get back I am gonna sue somebody! I don't know who, and I don't know how, but by God I am gonna sue somebody!" – [Patricia Tallman from Babylon 5] |
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June 29 – "Y-you're like Jerry Lewis You give me hope to carry on, but then you leave me in the lurch while you strap on your six-guns!" – [Ellen Barkin from The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension] |
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June 28 – "CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways. Stay in your homes. Stay in your homes! Those found without specific military orders are subject to summary execution. Stay in your homes! Repeat: CONELRAD channel, this is a Class-One emergency! All civilian traffic is barred from streets and highways!" – [announcer from The Omega Man] |
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June 25~27 – "Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon and blow your box apart, because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!" – [Terence Stamp from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert] |
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June 24 – "You know, some people say wrestling has homo-erotic undertones, but I don't believe it. Those guys are sitting on each other's faces because it's their job." – [Morgan Webb from X-Play] |
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June 23 – "Does anybody here know how many times I've had to watch Funny Lady? –It was a sequel. She was under contract. –Fuck Barbra Streisand! And you!" – [Joan Cusack and Kevin Kline from In & Out] |
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June 22 – "It really looks like a piñata got run over by a car." – [Thom Filicia from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
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June 21 – A week's worth of clips for my LGBT visitors... Happy Pride to ya!
"I want the world to recognize Zorro, the gay blade!" – [George Hamilton (as Bunny Wigglesworth) from Zorro, The Gay Blade] |
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June 18~20 – "You know, you'd think a person with that much hate in her heart wouldn't gravitate towards the service industry." – [Johnny Bravo (Jeff Bennett) from Johnny Bravo] |
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June 17 – "We mean to cancel the world you civilized people made. We will simply erase history from the time machinery and weapons threatened more than they offered. And when you die, the last living reminder of hell will be gone." – [Anthony Zerbe from The Omega Man] |
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June 16 – "It's OK, daddy's here. Daddy's got you." – [Marlin (Albert Brooks) from Finding Nemo] |
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June 15 – "I need that wedding. I need some beauty and some music and some placecards before I die. It's like heroin." – [Debbie Reynolds from In & Out] |
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June 14 – "My, god. You are pure television. –Stop it." – [Kevin Kline and Tom Selleck from In & Out] |
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June 11~13 – "Well, you know what they say… You can lead a horse to water, but you can't get over how big its genitals are. Or something like that." – [Gus (Maurice LaMarche) from Tripping The Rift] |
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June 10 – "Oh, don't play dumb. We're better at it than you." – [Nicole Bilderback from Bring It On] |
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June 9 – "Get those bodies warmed up! Let's go! And a-one and a-two and on your back!" – [Richard Simmons from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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June 8 – "You robbed the dead. –And believe me, that wasn't as easy as it sounds." – [Anthony Simcoe and Rygel XIV (Jonathan Hardy) from Farscape] |
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June 7 – "These are the years when a man changes into the man he's going to become the rest of his life. Just be careful who you change into." – [Cliff Robertson from Spider-Man] |
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June 4~6 – "You know, I think you're the most beautiful woman in the whole world. –Do you really? –No, but I don't mind lying if it will get me somewheres." – [Groucho Marx and Lisette Verea from A Night In Casablanca] |
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June 3 – "Turn off the cell phone!" – [Daffy Duck as Duck Dodgers (Joe Alaskey) from Duck Dodgers] |
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June 2 – "I think there was a car accident, 'cause I see skid marks." – [Carson Kressley from Queer Eye For The Straight Guy] |
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June 1 – "That's it! The answer to all your problems: plastic!" – [Heffer Wolfe (Tom Kenny) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
