| 2003-06-30
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"You haven't switched from liquor to dope by any chance, have you, Dexter?"
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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(background)
"Your intolerance infuriates me!"
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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"The time to make up your mind about people… is never."
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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"Going my way, miss? –'Miss Goddess' to you. –Okay, Miss Goddess to me."
[Jimmy Stewart (Macaulay Connor) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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"Oh, dear! Is there no such thing as privacy any more? –Only in bed, mother, and not always there."
[Mary Nash (Margaret Lord) | Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
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"I'm such an unholy mess of a girl."
[Katharine Hepburn (Tracy Lord)
from Philadelphia Story, The] |
| 2003-06-26
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"You like The Carpenters. –Oh, insanely. –Well, here's to your first OGT. Obviously Gay Trait. Mine are: love of The Carpenters, culinary interests, and intense fear of blood sports."
[Timothy Olyphant (Dennis) | Andrew Keegan (Kevin)
from Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy, The] |
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(background)
"Shut up, bitches."
[Billy Porter (Taylor)
from Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy, The] |
| 2003-06-25
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(background)
"Oh, please, that's right up there with 'He's not gay, he's in a fraternity.'"
[Billy Porter (Taylor)
from Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy, The] |
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"No Streisand. No Bette. No Judy. What the fuck is a fairy supposed to do around here in case of emergency?"
[Billy Porter (Taylor)
from Broken Hearts Club: a romantic comedy, The] |
| 2003-06-24
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"You know, you're cleverer than you look. –Hmm. Still better than looking cleverer than you are. Follow me, please."
[Pierce Brosnan (James Bond) | John Cleese (Q)
from Die Another Day] |
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(background)
"Yes. Well, it's called the future, so get used to it."
[John Cleese (Q)
from Die Another Day] |
| 2003-06-23
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"Look, Philbin, I am a professional. I have been in this business a long time. Now if I don't want to do a show, it's not because I got stage fright. It's because some creature from beyond doesn't want me to do the show! Now gangway!"
[Gerrit Graham (Beef)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
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(background)
"Swan, this was scored for a chick! I'm not doing it in drag."
[Gerrit Graham (Beef)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2003-06-20
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"Well don't throw in the towel yet, Agnes, dear. Those tranquilizers may see us through yet."
[Joanne Woodward (Clara Varner)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
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Do the youngsters know what these goofballs are made of, son?"
[Jack Webb (Sgt. Joe Friday)
from Dragnet] |
| 2003-06-19
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"What a filthy job! –Could be worse. –How? –Could be raining. (thunder)"
[Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) | Marty Feldman (Igor)
from Young Frankenstein] |
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(background)
"Taffeta, darling. –Taffeta, sweetheart."
[Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein) | Madeline Kahn (Elizabeth)
from Young Frankenstein] |
| 2003-06-18
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"Nothing is forever in the Theatre. Whatever it is, it's here, it flares up, burns hot, and then its gone."
[Celeste Holm (Karen Richards)
from All About Eve] |
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(background)
"I'm a trifle deaf in this ear. Speak a little louder next time."
[Gene Wilder
from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory] |
| 2003-06-17
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"What makes you qualified to be a reporter? –I'm willing to to violate anyone's privacy for my personal gain and then claim with a straight face that the public has a right to know."
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Chris Elliott (Dogbert)
from Dilbert] |
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(background)
"(gong) Master, dinner is prepared!"
[Patricia Quinn (Magenta)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
| 2003-06-16
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"Oh, come on, crack a smile, will you? At least he's out of your nose. –Hair. –That's what I meant. At least he's out of your nose hair."
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo) | Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
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(background)
"Do not make me tongue you!"
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)
from Farscape] |
| 2003-06-13
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"I wish to say that, uh, that we all look forward with great pleasure to four years of wonderful, inspiring speeches, full of wit, poetry, music, love, and affection. Plus more goddamned nonsense."
[David Brinkley (Himself)
from Brinkley, David] |
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(background)
"Good night, David. –Good night, Chet."
[Chet Huntley (Himself) | David Brinkley (Himself)
from Brinkley, David] |
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"Well, we've got another job to do. Let's get the hell out of here. What's the course, Bob?"
[Gregory Peck (Cmdr. Dwight Lionel Towers, USS Sawfish)
from On The Beach] |
| 2003-06-12
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(background)
"Talk about irony."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
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"They towed my car, Cornie! And for no other reason than it was illegally parked and had $1200 in unpaid tickets. –Also, you stole it."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2003-06-11
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(background)
"What're you doing with your wiener out there, Dad?"
[Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
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"How is it after all this time I'm still learning things about my own father? –How is it that after all this time I'm still learning things about my own son?"
[Richard Hatch (Apollo) | Lorne Greene (Commander Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2003-06-10
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"Youse guys need to turn those frowns upside down, and I got just the thing for that. We call it 'Doobie Snacks.'"
[Jason Mewes (Jay)
from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back] |
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(background)
The internet has given everyone in America a voice, and evidently everyone in America has chosen to use that voice to bitch about movies."
[Ben Affleck (Holden McNeil)
from Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back] |
| 2003-06-09
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(background)
"Mister, you sure do leave your calling card."
[uncredited
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
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"Well, that's all right. I'm a quiet-living man, myself. –Oh, I only know one reason for living quiet, that's if you're too old to live any other way."
[Paul Newman (Ben Quick) | Lee Remick (Eula Varner)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
| 2003-06-06
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"Christ, how did I forget the hippo?"
[Kevin Michael Richardson (Stephen Arlo 'Openly' Gator)
from Queer Duck] |
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"Is it me or are cats drag queens? I think they are."
[Robin Williams
from Williams: Live On Broadway, Robin] |
| 2003-06-05
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(background)
"OK, you, check for poop."
[Ray Romano (Manfred)
from Ice Age] |
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"You two are a bit of an odd couple. –There is no 'us!' –I see. Can't have one of your own so you want to adopt."
[Denis Leary (Diego) | Ray Romano (Manfred)
from Ice Age] |
| 2003-06-04
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"A barn-burner's the meanest, lowest creature there is!"
[Victor Rodman (Justice of the Peace)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
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(background)
"If I'm not mistaken, that's my master's voice."
[Lee Remick (Eula Varner)
from Long, Hot Summer, The] |
| 2003-06-03
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"Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 1997. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war 'Judgment Day.' They lived only to face a new nightmare: the War Against The Machines."
[Linda Hamilton (Sarah Connor)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
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(background)
"I swear I will not kill anyone."
[Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator)
from Terminator 2: Judgment Day] |
