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June 30 - "Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war!" - [Christopher Plummer from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country] |
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June 29 - "I think I will put on my cute little sunglasses!" - [Grover from Sesame Street] |
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June 28 - "Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot." - [Sean Connery from The Rock] |
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June 27 - "The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?" - [Groucho Marx] |
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June 26 - "You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?" - [DeForest Kelley from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
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June 24~25 - Happy Pride Month to all of my LGBT visitors!
"Let me ask you a question. -You want to know if I'm a homosexual. -No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac." - [Julie Andrews and Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria]
"Me? Give up men? Forget it! -You took the words right out of my mouth." - [Leslie Ann Warren and Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria]
"You should never let politics interfere with cruising, Smitty. -Yeah. That's why you never get laid." - [Dave Foley and Scott Thompson from The Kids In The Hall]
"Who's Martha Stewart? -She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her. -And, um, who's Ann Miller? -Leave this house." - [Bryan Batt and Patrick Stewart from Jeffrey]
"You know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman. -You're not a woman. -Oh, you bastard!" - [Nathan Lane and Robin Williams from The Birdcage]
"(buzz) I don't believe it. You're shaving your chest now? -I didn't have time to wax." - [Robin Williams and Nathan Lane from The Birdcage]
"Because I just went gay all of a sudden!" - [Cary Grant from Bringing Up Baby]
"Screw you, honey. Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a queen without a sense of humor. You can die with your secret. . .miserable piss-elegant fairy." - [F. Murray Abraham from The Ritz]
"You can't go in there! -You think I don't know what goes on in this place, all of you men going 'hee-hee-hee poo-poo-poo ha-ha-ha'?" - [John Everson and Rita Moreno from The Ritz] |
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June 23 - "I think tomorrow is a 'Say Something' hat day." - [Patrick Swayze from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar] |
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June 22 - "Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony." - [Robert Preston from Victor/Victoria] |
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June 21 - "'You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.' What's frottage? -It's yogurt. It's French." - [Scott Neal and Glen Berry from Beautiful Thing] |
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June 20 - "(gasp) Good grief! I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!" - [from The Women] |
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June 19 - "Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive." - [Ethan Phillips from Jeffrey] |
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June 17~18 - It's a Dad weekend!
"Father's Day, ladies and gentlemen -- That's the day when Pop looks over his presents and finds out how much his family loves him. Then the first of the month comes around and he finds out again. . .right to the penny." - [Bob Hope]
"No, I am your father." - [James Earl Jones from The Empire Strikes Back]
"You're the greatest guy in the whole galaxy." - [Elroy Jetson from The Jetsons]
"Wally, believe it or not, I was your age once." - [Hugh Beaumont from Leave It To Beaver]
"Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass." - [Kurtwood Smith from That 70's Show]
"Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper!" - [Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live]
"And you're going to do it because I said so! I am your father!" - [Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show] |
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June 16 - "What ever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine. -Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours." - [David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson from The X Files] |
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June 15 - "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!" - [Marvin the Martian from a Looney Tunes cartoon] |
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June 14 - "Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft." - [Richard Roundtree from Shaft] |
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June 13 - "That's outrageous! Idiots shouldn't have money." - [Dogbert from Dilbert] |
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June 12 - "Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job. -Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job. -They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?" - [Nora Dunn and Mo Gaffney from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
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June 10~11 - Weekend Stuff!
"Bond... James Bond" - [Sean Connery from a 007/James Bond film]
"The name's Bond... James Bond." - [Pierce Brosnan from GoldenEye]
"Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones." - [Zardoz from Zardoz]
"Holy nightmare!" - [Burt Ward from Batman: The Movie]
"I hate prototypes." - [Colm Meany from Star Trek: Deep Space 9]
"I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things... not on this planet, anyway." - [(C-3PO) Anthony Daniels from Star Wars] |
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June 9 - "Now you just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. That took brains and artistry, that did." - [Linda Henry from Beautiful Thing] |
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June 8 - "Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" - [Clint Eastwood from The Outlaw Josey Wales] |
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June 7 - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" - [Robert De Niro from Taxi Driver] |
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June 6 - "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? -I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?" - [Brain and Pinky from Pinky and the Brain] |
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June 5 - "Missed it by that much." - [Don Adams from Get Smart] |
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June 3~4 - Weekend Schtuff!
"I figured out what to do with our sinner children!" - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show]
"Think of the fun you'll have taking Barbie and Ken on dates." - [woman from a Barbie™ commercial]
"One minute to auto-destruct." - [computer from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
"Hey, look at that little mouse in red! He must really like to get attention!" - [Tutter from Bear In The Big Blue House]
"(sigh) I should charge for these sessions." - [Duckman from Duckman] |
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June 2 - Unfortunately this only references him, as most of his work was in the musical field. A great figure in Latin Music has passed: In Memoriam, Tito Puente.
"And then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2:00 in the morning! -Tito Puente's gonna be dead and you're gonna say 'Oh, I've been listening to him for years.'" - [Roberta Leighton and Bill Murray from Stripes] |
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June 1 - "I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets." - [Robot from Lost In Space] |
