June 2000 Archives

2000-06-30 Movie (background) "Red Alert!" [uncredited (computer) from Star Trek 1: The Motion Picture]
Movie "Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!" [Christopher Plummer (General Chang) from Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country]
2000-06-29 Television "I think I will put on my cute little sunglasses!" [Frank Oz (Grover) from Sesame Street]
2000-06-28 Movie "Personally, I think you're a fucking idiot." [Sean Connery (John Patrick Mason) from The Rock]
2000-06-27 Movie "The next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?" [Groucho Marx (Hammer) from Cocoanuts, The]
2000-06-26 Movie "You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?" [DeForest Kelley (Dr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy) from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
2000-06-24 Movie "You can't go in there! –You think I don't know what goes on in this place, all of you men going 'hee-hee-hee poo-poo-poo ha-ha-ha'?" [Christopher J. Brown (Duff) | Rita Moreno (Googie Gomez) from The Ritz]
Movie "Screw you, honey. Boy, if there's one thing I can't stand it's a queen without a sense of humor. You can die with your secret… miserable piss-elegant fairy." [F. Murray Abraham (Chris) from The Ritz]
Movie "Who's Martha Stewart? –She writes picture books about gracious living. Martha says that nothing else matters if you can do a nice dried floral arrangement. I worship her. –And, um, who's Ann Miller? –Leave this house." [Bryan Batt (Darius) | Patrick Stewart (Sterling) from Jeffrey]
Movie "Me? Give up men? Forget it! –You took the words right out of my mouth." [Leslie Ann Warren (Norma Cassady) | Robert Preston (Carroll 'Toddy' Todd) from Victor/Victoria]
Movie "Let me ask you a question. –You want to know if I'm a homosexual. –No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac." [Julie Andrews (Victoria Grant, aka Count Victor Grezhinski) | Robert Preston (Carroll 'Toddy' Todd) from Victor/Victoria]
Movie "You know everything because you're a man and I know nothing because I'm a woman. –You're not a woman. –Oh, you bastard!" [Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) | Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) from The Birdcage]
Movie "(buzz) I don't believe it. You're shaving your chest now? –I didn't have time to wax." [Robin Williams (Armand Goldman) | Nathan Lane (Albert Goldman) from The Birdcage]
Television "You should never let politics interfere with cruising, Smitty. –Yeah. That's why you never get laid." [Dave Foley | Scott Thompson from Kids In The Hall, The]
2000-06-23 Movie "Because I just went gay all of a sudden!" [Cary Grant (David) from Bringing Up Baby]
Movie "I think tomorrow is a 'Say Something' hat day." [Patrick Swayze (Vida Boheme) from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]
2000-06-22 Television (background) "Make it so." [Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
Movie "Don't make it sound like such a threat. Being thrown out of this place is significantly better than being thrown out of a leper colony." [Robert Preston (Carroll 'Toddy' Todd) from Victor/Victoria]
2000-06-21 Movie "'You cannot transmit the HIV virus by frottage.' What's frottage? –It's yogurt. It's French." [Scott Neal (Ste Pearce) | Glen Berry (Jamie Gangel) from Beautiful Thing]
2000-06-20 Movie "(gasp) Good grief! I hate to tell you, dear, but your skin makes the Rocky Mountains look like chiffon velvet!" [Lenita Lane (Mrs. Spencer's friend) from Women, The]
2000-06-19 Movie "Hi, my name is Dave and I am sexually compulsive." [Ethan Phillips (Dave) from Jeffrey]
2000-06-17 Television "Son, you don't have bad luck. The reason that bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass." [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television "Wally, believe it or not, I was your age once." [Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) from Leave It To Beaver]
Television "Father's Day, ladies and gentlemen... That's the day when Pop looks over his presents and finds out how much his family loves him. Then the first of the month comes around and he finds out again… right to the penny." [Bob Hope (Himself) from Hope, Bob]
Movie "No, I am your father." [James Earl Jones (Darth Vader) from Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back]
Movie (background) "You failed, your Highness. I am a Jedi, like my father before me." [Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker) from Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi]
Television "Dad, I wish you could just shut your big yapper!" [Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live]
Television "You're the greatest guy in the whole galaxy." [Daws Butler (Elroy Jetson) from Jetsons, The]
Television "And you're going to do it because I said so! I am your father!" [Bill Cosby (Dr. Heathcliff 'Cliff' Huxtable) from Cosby Show, The]
2000-06-16 Television "What ever tape you found in that VCR, it isn't mine. –Good, because I put it back in that drawer with all those other videos that aren't yours." [David Duchovny | Gillian Anderson from X Files, The]
2000-06-15 Television "Where's the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!" [Mel Blanc (Marvin The Martian) from Looney Tunes]
2000-06-14 Movie "Cut the crap, man, this is Shaft." [Richard Roundtree (John Shaft) from Shaft]
2000-06-13 Television "That's outrageous! Idiots shouldn't have money." [Chris Elliott (Dogbert) from Dilbert]
2000-06-12 Movie "Look at that one there. I think that she's had a boob job. –Oh, come on. She's too young for a boob job. –They do that at birth now, what are you talking about?" [Nora Dunn (Colleen Douglas, State Pageant) | Mo Gaffney (Terry Macy, State Pageant) from Drop Dead Gorgeous]
2000-06-10 Television (background) "I made this." (Chris Carter's Ten Thirteen Productions tagline) [Audio Logo from X Files, The]
Movie "Holy nightmare!" [Burt Ward (Dick Grayson / Robin) from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
Movie "Zardoz speaks to you, his chosen ones." [Niall Buggy (Zardoz) from Zardoz]
Movie "The name's Bond… James Bond." [Pierce Brosnan (James Bond) from GoldenEye]
Television "I hate prototypes." [Colm Meany (Miles O'Brien) from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine]
Movie "I'm only a droid and not very knowledgeable about such things… not on this planet, anyway." [Anthony Daniels (C-3PO) from Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope]
2000-06-09 Movie "Now you just remember I won a year's supply of toilet freshener for making up that poem. That took brains and artistry, that did." [Linda Henry (Sandra Gangel) from Beautiful Thing]
2000-06-08 Movie "Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" [Clint Eastwood (Josey Wales) from Outlaw Josey Wales, The]
2000-06-07 Movie "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?" [Robert De Niro (Travis Bickle) from Taxi Driver]
2000-06-06 Television "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering? –I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking? I mean, what would the children look like?" [Maurice LaMarche (Brain) | Rob Paulsen (Pinky) from Pinky & The Brain]
2000-06-05 Television "Missed it by that much." [Don Adams (Maxwell Smart - Agent 86) from Get Smart]
2000-06-03 Television "I figured out what to do with our sinner children!" [Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television "Think of the fun you'll have taking Barbie and Ken on dates." (from Barbie) [uncredited from Commercials]
Television "Hey, look at that little mouse in red! He must really like to get attention!" [Peter Linz (Tutter) from Bear In The Big Blue House]
Television "One minute to auto-destruct." [Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer) from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
Television "(sigh) I should charge for these sessions." [Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man]
2000-06-02 Movie "And then you play those stupid Tito Puente albums until 2:00 in the morning! –Tito Puente's gonna be dead and you're gonna say 'Oh, I've been listening to him for years.'" [Roberta Leighton (Anita) | Bill Murray (John Winger) from Stripes]
2000-06-01 Television "I compute it to be an ionic directional probe searching for receiving outlets." [Dick Tufeld (Robot) from Lost In Space]