May 2011 Archives

2011-05-28 Television "Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones. They're the mobbish stone-age family. From the villa of Bedrock, they're a page right out of Godfather III. When we try Fred Flintstone, mm-hmm-hmm he's going to do hard time. Oh, yeah, he'll do time. A lot of jail time." [Michael McKean (Evelyn Spyro Throckmorton) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
Television (background) "One minute I'm a penniless orphan stuck in a street-sweeping caste. The next I'm on this really cool needly plane that goes very, very fast drinking cold American beverages. I owe Dr. Quest very much big-time." [Wally Wingert (Hadji) from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law]
2011-05-27 Television "As always, you have carte blanche as to the method and personnel. But of course, should you or any member of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions." [Bob Johnson (Person On Tape) from Mission: Impossible (The Original Series)]
Television (background) "As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions." [Bob Johnson (Person On Tape) from Mission: Impossible (The Original Series)]
2011-05-26 Movie "Listen, young lady, I don't know who you are or where you came from, but you most certainly don't fit in the town. Why, you don't even fit in that dress!" [Edie McClurg (Chastity Pariah) from Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark]
Television (background) "There will be some shrinking testicles in Bangkok tonight." [Anthony Bourdain (Himself) from Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations]
2011-05-25 Movie "What you're about to see is totally classified." [John Turturro (Agent Simmons) from Transformers (2007)]
Movie (background) "Oh, god. You know, don't listen to him. He's just pissy because 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall." [Megan Fox (Mikaela Banes) from Transformers (2007)]
2011-05-24 Television "Dude! How is putting Butters' wiener in your mouth 'getting him'?" –Because that makes Butters gay now! –No, dude, that makes you gay. –Wai--What? –You put a guy's wiener in your mouth, that makes you gay, stupid. –Nuh-uh. –Yeah-huh! –Kenny, that doesn't make me gay, huh? –Heh heh. That makes you very fucking gay." [Trey Parker (Stan Marsh) | Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) | Matt Stone (Kyle Broflovski) | Matt Stone (Kenny McCormick) from South Park]
Television (background) "I am not that god-damned fat!" [Trey Parker (Eric Cartman) from South Park]
2011-05-23 Movie "Look, I'm sorry. I'm tired, I smell like jail... Let's just reconvene in another couple of years, huh? What do you say?" [Garrett Hedlund (Sam Flynn) from TRON: Legacy]
Movie (background) "Now that is a big door." [Garrett Hedlund (Sam Flynn) from TRON: Legacy]
2011-05-22 Movie "I'll go in through the Emergency Airlock. –Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult." [Keir Dullea (Dave Bowman) | Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
Movie (background) "I'm sorry, Frank, I think you missed it." [Douglas Rain (HAL 9000) from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
2011-05-21 Movie "Oh, you shouldn't even exist! I mean, we took out Cyberdyne over 10 years ago. Well we stopped Judgement Day. –You only postponed it. Judgement Day is inevitable." [Nick Stahl (John Connor) | Arnold Schwarzenegger (The Terminator) from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines]
Movie (background) "What's going on? –I gotta get my Bible. –What for? –Somebody's got to start praying." [Dennis Quaid (Bob Hanson) | Charles S. Dutton (Percy Walker) from Legion]
2011-05-20 Movie "I hate uninvited guests." [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries) from Batman & Robin]
Movie (background) "A laundry service that delivers? Wow!" [Arnold Schwarzenegger (Mr. Freeze / Dr. Victor Fries) from Batman & Robin]
2011-05-19 Television "You once said you loved me like a daughter. If you still do, you've got to trust me on this one. –I can't afford to." [Katee Sackhoff (Captain Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace) | Edward James Olmos (Admiral William Adama) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Movie (background) "Oh, a snobbess. (barks)" [Jerome 'Curly' Howard from Boobs in Arms]
2011-05-18 Movie "I knew he'd send you, Gabriel. You were always so eager to please Him. –Unlike you... the rebellious son." [Paul Bettany (Michael) | Kevin Durand (Gabriel) from Legion]
Movie (background) "Ooh! A snob, eh?!" [Jerome 'Curly' Howard from Boobs in Arms]
2011-05-17 Television "I served the Council for 16 cycles. I was the chosen of Dukhat to replace him. I held him when he died. His blood is on my hands, his spirit in my eyes, his word on my lips. You will step aside in his name and mine, or in Valen's name I will tear this ship apart with my bare hands until I find them. Move aside!" [Mira Furlan (Delenn) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "I know we have never exactly been friends... but until now we have never been strangers." [Andreas Katsulas (G'Kar) from Babylon 5]
2011-05-16 Television "Chump! Don't make me pull out the pump, you jive turkey!" [Christopher 'Kid' Reid (Himself) from Sealab 2021]
Television (background) "What? Are you ashamed to be seen with me? –A little bit." [Bill Lobley (Jodene Sparks) | Angela Elayne Gibbs (Black Debbie) from Sealab 2021]
2011-05-15 Movie "Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women." [Robert Shaw (Sam Quint) from Jaws]
Movie (background) "I can do anything. I'm the Chief of Police." [Roy Scheider (Chief Martin Brody) from Jaws]
2011-05-14 Movie "Listen, I'm not the the one you have to answer to for your depraved behavior. There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency. –Tom Cruise?" [Amanda Bynes (Marianne) | Emma Stone (Olive) from Easy A]
Movie (background) "I'm sorry, you gotta be shitting me, woman." [Emma Stone (Olive) from Easy A]
2011-05-13 Movie "Mr. Duffy, I don't quite understand why you didn't shut off the power supply to your robots." [Blythe Danner (Tracy Ballard) from Futureworld]
Movie (background) "Ladies and gentlemen, all guests are encouraged to request the host or hostess of their choice." [uncredited from Futureworld]
2011-05-12 Movie "Well... ain't we a pair, raggedy-man." [Tina Turner (Aunty Entity) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
Movie (background) "But how the world turns. One day Cock Of The Walk, next a feather duster." [Tina Turner (Aunty Entity) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
2011-05-11 Television "I have gotten into the habit of recording important meetings. One never knows when an inconvenient truth will fall between the cracks and vanish." [Peter Jurasik (Londo Mollari) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "Transmission sequence complete. Stand by to receive." [Haley McLane (computer) from Babylon 5]
2011-05-10 Movie "I'm Castor! Your host. Provider of any, and all, entertainments and diversions. At your service." [Michael Sheen (Castor) from TRON: Legacy]
Movie (background) "This is going to be quite the ride." [Michael Sheen (Castor) from TRON: Legacy]
2011-05-09 Movie "Well, this is not a boat accident! It wasn't any propeller, it wasn't any coral reef, and it wasn't Jack The Ripper… it was a shark." [Richard Dreyfuss (Matt Hooper) from Jaws]
Movie (background) "That's some bad hat, Harry." [Roy Scheider (Chief Martin Brody) from Jaws]
2011-05-08 Television "(laughing) I like you! You're trouble." [John Schuck (Draal) from Babylon 5]
Television (background) "Good luck, Captain. I think you're about to go where everyone's gone before." [Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova) from Babylon 5]
2011-05-07 Television "Shh! I need silence to mind-meld with the internet." [Ellis Henican (Derek 'Stormy' Waters) from Sealab 2021]
Television (background) "Child, you better get your foot off me." [Angela Elayne Gibbs (Black Debbie) from Sealab 2021]
2011-05-05 Movie "Ooh, Miss Girl is dealing with some demons over there." [Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson) from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]
Movie (background) "Don't be looking at me!" [Wesley Snipes (Noxeema Jackson) from To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar]
2011-05-04 Movie "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." [Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime) from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]
Movie (background) "Revenge is mine." [Tony Todd (Fallen) from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen]
2011-05-03 Movie "Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford POS." [Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) from Men In Black]
Movie (background) "So these are real flying saucers, and the World's Fair was just a cover-up for their landing? –Why else would we hold it in Queens?" [Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) | Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) from Men In Black]
2011-05-02 Television "Well, I probably shouldn't show you this, but I'm totally going to." [Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger) from Archer]
Television (background) "No words. My words have failed me. –Well, then, shut up." [Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) from Archer]
2011-05-01 Movie "Grid is live. Initiate light-cycle battle." [Edie Mirman (computer) from TRON: Legacy]
Movie (background) "He is different." [Yaya DaCosta (Siren #3) from TRON: Legacy]