May 2010 Archives

2010-05-31 Television "Listen, is this going to require any Parent-Teacher conferences or anything? And if so, is this the sort of thing my assistant can handle?" [Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television (background) "Mom! Dad! Daria is ruining my life again!" [Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) from Daria]
2010-05-30 Movie "That wasn't flying. That was... falling with style." [Tom Hanks (Woody) from Toy Story]
Movie (background) "(laughing) Golly bob-howdy! –Oh, shut up." [Jim Varney (Slinky Dog) | Tom Hanks (Woody) from Toy Story]
2010-05-29 Movie "A moment ago you mentioned teaching me a lesson. Do I now detect a note of timidity?" [David Tomlinson (Peter Thorndyke) from Love Bug, The]
Movie (background) "Are you presuming to tell me what to do in my own establishment?" [David Tomlinson (Peter Thorndyke) from Love Bug, The]
2010-05-28 Movie "We're better off just telling the truth. –The truth? How'd you get this job?" [Frank Whaley (Giles Prentice) | Kurtwood Smith (Secretary of Defense Baird) from Broken Arrow]
Movie (background) "Well, that's very nice bullshit, Rick. –Thank you, sir. –We'll go with that." [Kurtwood Smith (Secretary of Defense Baird) | uncredited from Broken Arrow]
2010-05-27 Movie "When all else fails... we don't." [Dennis Quaid (General Abernathy / Hawk) from G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra]
Movie (background) "Knowing is half the battle." [Dennis Quaid (General Abernathy / Hawk) from G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra]
2010-05-26 Movie "This is an official Civil Defense Film produced in cooperation with the Federal Civil Defense Administration and in consultation with the Safety Commission of the National Education Association." [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
Movie (background) "Always remember: the flash of an atomic bomb can come at any time, no matter where you may be." [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
2010-05-25 Movie "Brian, why aren't you in school? –Because it's summer vacation." [Dean Jones (Wilby Daniels) | Shane Sinutko (Brian Daniels) from Shaggy D.A., The]
Movie (background) "Perhaps today is a good day to die." [Michael Dorn (Worf) from Star Trek: First Contact]
2010-05-24 Television "'Computer Over? Virus equals Very Yes?' That's not a good prize. (glug glug glub) Ooh! And the Compy just peed my carpet." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
Telephone (background) "Robots are technology shaped like square people." [Matt Chapman (Strong Bad) (Strong Bad) from Strongbad_email.exe]
2010-05-23 Movie "How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet! My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!" [Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) from Toy Story]
Movie (background) "Mayday! Mayday! Come in, Star Command. Send reinforcements! Star Command, do you copy?!" [Tim Allen (Buzz Lightyear) from Toy Story]
2010-05-22 Television "Not much chance of that happening... unless there's uranium in the drinking water here, too." [Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television (background) "Usually when I have this dream I'm wearing pink taffeta." [Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) from Daria]
2010-05-21 Movie "We've been fighting a long time, and we've all... lost so very much; so many loved-ones gone. You are not alone. There are pockets of Resistance all around the planet. We are at the brink." [Christian Bale (John Connor) from Terminator Salvation]
Movie (background) "This is John Connor. If you're listening to this, you are the Resistance." [Christian Bale from Terminator Salvation]
2010-05-20 Movie "Supernova, this is Red Dwarf. We actually have one. Code Nimoy. I repeat, Code Nimoy!" [Kent Osborne (Technician Jerry) from Monsters vs Aliens]
Movie (background) "Fresno! Fresno. In what universe is Fresno better than Paris, Derek?" [Reese Witherspoon (Susan Murphy / Ginormica) from Monsters vs Aliens]
2010-05-19 Movie "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy ride." [Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) from Zombieland]
Movie (background) "You see, you just can't trust anyone. The first time I let a girl into my life and she tries to eat me." [Jesse Eisenberg (Columbus) from Zombieland]
2010-05-18 Movie "You're smart. You're kind. You're the sweetest man I've ever met. You are… You are definitely the most-interesting person I know. And you are fun to be with. And you see the world in a way that nobody else sees the world, and I like the way you see the world. You're my best friend. You make me happier than anyone I've ever known." [Jennifer Garner (Anna McDoogles) from Invention Of Lying, The]
Movie (background) "Everything you need to know is written on these pizza boxes." [Ricky Gervais (Mark Bellison) from Invention Of Lying, The]
2010-05-17 Movie "Get your ass topside. Remind those men they need to answer me on the radio even if they're dead!" [Kevin Wiggins (General Olsen) from Terminator Salvation]
Movie (background) "So that's what death tastes like." [Sam Worthington (Marcus Wright) from Terminator Salvation]
2010-05-16 Movie "You're living at the edge of a cliff, son... and all you've got is a tired old man trying to hold you back." [Dan Lauria (Dolan) from The Spirit]
Movie (background) "Somebody get me a tie! And it sure-as-hell better be red!" [Gabriel Macht (The Spirit / Denny Colt) from The Spirit]
2010-05-15 Movie "Why you dummy! (bonk)" [Moe Howard from Beer Barrel Polecats]
Movie (background) "Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. (bonk) Ohh!" [Jerome 'Curly' Howard from Beer Barrel Polecats]
2010-05-14 Television "Can I trust you, River Song? –If you like... but where's the fun in that?" [Matt Smith (The Doctor) | Alex Kingston (River Song) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "So what if the gravity fails? –I've thought about that. –And? –And we'd all plunge to our deaths. See? I've thought about it." [Karen Gillan (Amy Pond) | Matt Smith (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (II)]
2010-05-13 Movie "You know how bad sunburn can feel. The atomic bomb flash could burn you worse than a terrible sunburn... especially where you're not covered." [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
Movie (background) "Now we must be ready for a new danger: the atomic bomb." [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
2010-05-12 Movie "There is nothing I like better than kicking your ass all night long. Except maybe eggs. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa!" [Samuel L. Jackson (The Octopus) from The Spirit]
Movie (background) "The Octopus always finds his nemesis so distracting." [Scarlett Johansson (Silken Floss) from The Spirit]
2010-05-11 Television ZOMG! After 13 years it's finally released on DVD today!
"Should I care that none of this makes any sense? –Nope. This is the best Christmas-Halloween-Valentine's-St. Patrick's-Presidents-and-Guy Fawkes Day ever. –And we didn't even have to buy a stupid card." [Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television "I'm under the impression that participation in this contest was voluntary. –It was. But your daughter refused to volunteer, so in her case I made it mandatory." [Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) | Nora Laudani (Angela Li) from Daria]
Television "Eww! You're not really going to eat all that fat are you? –No. I'm going to stick it in my boots, 'cause I love the squishy-squishy feeling 'round my toes. –Eww! Daria, you're making me nauseous!" [Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) from Daria]
Television "Welcome back, students. And remember, the school nurse is in and ready to take your voluntary urine sample. Show your Lawndale High spirit with the gift of urine!" [Nora Laudani (Angela Li) from Daria]
Television (background) "Daria, hi! How was the last day of school? Do you want to lie down?" [Wendy Hoopes (Helen Barksdale Morgendorffer) from Daria]
2010-05-10 Movie "There might not be any grown-ups around when the Bomb explodes. Then... you're on your own." [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
Movie (background) "It's a bomb! Duck and cover!" [Robert Middleton (Narrator) from Duck And Cover]
2010-05-08 Movie "There's something funny going on around here." [Moe Howard from Heavenly Daze]
Movie (background) "Why don't you watch what you're doing?" [Moe Howard from Heavenly Daze]
2010-05-07 Movie "My city screams. She needs me. She is my love. She is my life. And I am her Spirit." [Gabriel Macht (The Spirit / Denny Colt) from The Spirit]
Movie (background) "Shut up and bleed." [Eva Mendes (Sand Saref) from The Spirit]
2010-05-06 Movie "Pinche cabrón ranger." [Robert Beltran (Kayo) from Lone Wolf McQuade]
Movie (background) "I never forget an asshole." [Robert Beltran (Kayo) from Lone Wolf McQuade]
2010-05-05 Television "Get in. What have you got to lose? $4.00 an hour won't buy much of a future. For the first time in your life do something for you. The time is now. Don't wait. Last chance, Aladdin." [Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.) from Knight Rider]
Television (background) "I suggest you fasten your seatbelts. It shouldn't be long." [Paul Frees (K.A.R.R.) from Knight Rider]
2010-05-04 Television "If you do feel nervous, Reggie, take a tip from me. Have a little champagne, not too much, just enough. I didn't get where I am today without having a little champagne, not too much, just enough." [John Barron (C.J.) from Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin, The]
Television (background) "I didn't get where I am today by telling the truth!" [John Barron (C.J.) from Fall and Rise Of Reginald Perrin, The]
2010-05-03 Movie "Do me a personal favor. Go bounce your ball... somewhere else!" [Nancy Olson (Betsy Carlisle) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
Movie (background) "I'll do the talking, son! That's a good boy." [Keenan Wynn (Alonzo P. Hawk) from AbsentMinded Professor, The]
2010-05-02 Television "Dr. Song, I've lost good clerics today. You trust this man? –I absolutely trust him. –He's not some kind of madman then? –I absolutely trust him." [Alex Kingston (River Song) | Iain Glen (Octavian) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "You. Me. Handcuffs. Must it always end this way?" [Alex Kingston (River Song) from Doctor Who (II)]
2010-05-01 Television "But it didn't make the noise. –What noise? –You know, the (wheezing sound). –It's not supposed to make that noise. You leave the brakes on." [Matt Smith (The Doctor) | Alex Kingston (River Song) from Doctor Who (II)]
Television (background) "Ha ha ha ha. I'm nobody's taxi service. I'm not going to be there to catch you every time you-you feel like-like jumping out of a spaceship! –And you are so wrong." [Matt Smith (The Doctor) | Alex Kingston (River Song) from Doctor Who (II)]