| May 30th, 2008
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"She did call me over to her place tonight to help her hook up her DVR… And I think we all know what that means. –Yeah, that means she wants you to hook up her DVR. –No! Hooking up any sort of appliance is classic gay porn terminology for 'getting it on.' And I'm pretty sure that that translates over to the hetero arena." — [Donavon Stinson
(Ted)
& Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"What, you don't like banana splits? What are you, some kind of Commie?" — [Ray Wise
(The Devil)
from Reaper] |
| May 29th, 2008
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"Be careful, Gregory. Be extremely careful what you say! I haven't had my coffee yet, and I'm in no mood for stupid, irresponsible remarks!" — [Dorothy Provine
(Ingrid Randall)
from That Darn Cat!] |
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(background)
"You're breaking my heart." — [Neville Brand
(Dan)
from That Darn Cat!] |
| May 28th, 2008
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"The secret awaits eyes unclouded by ambition. –What? –Those who are bound by desire see only that which can be held in their hands. –See? Now it is mumbo-jumbo like that… (laughing) and skinny little lizards like you thinking they're the Last Dragon, that gives kung-fu a bad name." — [Taimak
(Leroy Green)
& Julius Carry (Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
from Last Dragon, The] |
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(background)
"There is one place that you have not yet looked. And it is there, already there, that you shall find a master." — [Thomas Ikeda
(Master)
from Last Dragon, The] |
| May 27th, 2008
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"Ladies and gentlemen,the Resident of the United States. –I'm against extremism of any kind and, personally, I feel that anyone who practices or advocates extremism should be taken out and shot." — [Gary Owens
(announcer)
& Dick Martin (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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(background)
"I don't think it's fair calling Lyndon Johnson a lame duck President. He can't help it if he walks that way." — [Goldie Hawn
(Herself)
from Laugh-In] |
| May 26th, 2008
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In Memoriam, Dick Martin
"Here's one way we could lower the divorce rate… Instead of a marriage license, we issue a 30-day learner's permit!" — [Dick Martin
(Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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"You know, I don't mind a few drinks after hours, so… after ours, let's drink theirs." — [Dick Martin
(Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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"Hey, that's a nice-looking tie. –You like that? That's a gift from a lady. –No kidding? Which one? –The one I'm wearing around my neck. –I mean which lady? –The one I wore around my neck last night." — [Dan Rowan
(Himself)
& Dick Martin (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
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(background)
"Say good night, Dick. –Good night, Dick. –Good night, everybody." — [Dan Rowan
(Himself)
& Dick Martin (Himself)
from Laugh-In] |
| May 25th, 2008
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"You're suddenly mute in the differentials. A blow-up doll would be more useful. And, yes, that's the first time I've ever implied something negative about a blow-up doll." — [Hugh Laurie
(Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"I had a heart attack this morning. Can't do any more drugs 'til lunch." — [Hugh Laurie
(Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| May 24th, 2008
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"Oh, I should've just ignored National Security concerns, broken the law, and told you. –Yes. You know I'm very trustworthy."
— [David Boreanaz
(Special Agent Seeley Booth)
& Emily Deschanel (Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
from Bones] |
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(background)
"Since when did I become the assistant? –Since I became the uncontested King of the Lab." — [T.J. Thyne
(Dr. Jack Hodgins)
& Eric Millegan (Dr. Zack Addy)
from Bones] |
| May 23rd, 2008
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"Why are you wearing a hat that dispenses beer? –Hot tub plus cold beer equals warm beer. Hat… equals solution." — [Emily Deschanel
(Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan)
& David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth)
from Bones] |
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(background)
"Whatever you two are talking about..? Just stop it, zip it, let's go." — [David Boreanaz
(Special Agent Seeley Booth)
from Bones] |
| May 22nd, 2008
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"Always knew some day you'd come walking back through my door. I never doubted that. Something made it inevitable." — [Karen Allen
(Marion Ravenwood)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
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(background)
"Mr. Katanga, these are my friends. They are my family. I will hear of it if they are not treated well." — [John Rhys-Davies
(Sallah)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
| May 21st, 2008
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"In our country, it's not usual for a guest to insult his host." — [Roshan Seth
(Chattar Lal)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
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(background)
"This is not my idea of a swell time!" — [Kate Capshaw
(Wilhelmina 'Willie' Scott)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
| May 20th, 2008
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"Fortune and glory, kid… Fortune and glory." — [Harrison Ford
(Indiana Jones)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
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(background)
"What a vivid imagination." — [Harrison Ford
(Indiana Jones)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
| May 19th, 2008
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"How odd that it should end this way for us after so many stimulating encounters.I almost regret it. Where shall I find a new adversary so close to my own level? –Try the local sewer." — [Paul Freeman
(Dr. Rene Belloq)
& Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
|
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(background)
"Dr. Jones… Again you see there is nothing can possess which I cannot take away." — [Paul Freeman
(Dr. Rene Belloq)
from Raiders Of The Lost Ark] |
| May 18th, 2008
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"Nothing shocks me… I'm a scientist." — [Harrison Ford
(Indiana Jones)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
|
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(background)
"Who are you?" — [Kate Capshaw
(Wilhelmina 'Willie' Scott)
from Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom] |
| May 17th, 2008
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"Yeah, that's right! Bow, sucker! Bow down to your Master! Yeah, coolie, kiss my Converse." — [Julius Carry
(Sho'nuff / The Shogun of Harlem)
from Last Dragon, The] |
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(background)
"Nothing like this on stage, screen, radio, TV, or cable, baby! This is an exclusive!" — [Christopher Murney
(Eddie Arkadian)
from Last Dragon, The] |
| May 16th, 2008
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"Hall Pass! Show me your Hall Pass!" — [Trey Parker
(Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"This is nuts!" — [Matt Stone
(Kyle Broflovski)
from South Park] |
| May 15th, 2008
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"Get outta here and let me go to sleep. I'm a working girl, you know." — [Dorothy Provine
(Ingrid Randall)
from That Darn Cat!] |
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(background)
"I didn't come in from Stupidsville on last night's bus!" — [Iris Adrian
(Landlady)
from That Darn Cat!] |
| May 14th, 2008
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"All right. Go ahead, say it. No, it's OK, I can take it. Tell me I look like shit." — [Rita Moreno
(Googie Gomez)
from The Ritz] |
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(background)
"Lady, what is wrong with you?!" — [Ben Stiller
(Alex)
from Madagascar] |
| May 13th, 2008
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"Well don't stand there flapping your ears, Moms, make with the cooking." — [Neville Brand
(Dan)
from That Darn Cat!] |
|
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(background)
"I want my duck!" — [Roddy McDowall
(Gregory Benson)
from That Darn Cat!] |
| May 12th, 2008
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"When it comes to sex, men can't keep from lying and women can't keep from telling the truth." — [Kim Novak
(Cathy)
from Boys' Night Out] |
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(background)
"Howard! Not in front of the children!" — [Patti Page
(Joanne McIllenny)
from Boys' Night Out] |
| May 11th, 2008
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"I would've waited until next week to ask you, but apparently some people agree to things and then just do whatever they want!" — [Debra Jo Rupp
(Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
|
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(background)
"Because you're a young soul in my care, now sit, damnit!" — [Debra Jo Rupp
(Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| May 10th, 2008
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"OK, lady. –I'm your mother. Call me 'mom.' –OK, lady." — [Nancy Cartwright
(Mindy Sadlier)
& uncredited (Mindy's Mom)
from Animaniacs] |
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(background)
"OK, I love ya, buh-bye!" — [Nancy Cartwright
(Mindy Sadlier)
from Animaniacs] |
| May 9th, 2008
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"Congratulations, son, you are now a member of the Brotherhood of the Gnu! Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda!" — [Larry Drake
(Pops)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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(background)
"Peanut! Mr. Foo-Foo! Attack!" — [Tom Kenny
(Mrs. Hirschbaum)
from Johnny Bravo] |
| May 8th, 2008
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"All right, Daria, I guess I can believe your story. Thought it seems pretty far-fetched to me that two teenagers with raging hormones-- –My hormones don't rage. Oh, sure, they get mad sometimes, but then they just stop speaking to each other." — [Wendy Hoopes
(Helen Morgendorffer)
& Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"That may be the stupidest thing I ever heard of." — [Tracy Grandstaff
(Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| May 7th, 2008
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"Not every hunting accident is an accident." — [Kurtwood Smith
(Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
|
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(background)
"Well isn't that just the cat's ass." — [Kurtwood Smith
(Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| May 6th, 2008
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"Don't fuck with me, fellas! This ain't my first time at the rodeo." — [Faye Dunaway
(Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
|
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(background)
"No wire hangers!" — [Faye Dunaway
(Joan Crawford)
from Mommie Dearest] |
| May 5th, 2008
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"This is a little extreme, don't you think? –Well, what? Suddenly you're anti-bondage?" — [John Barrowman
(Captain Jack Harkness)
& James Marsters (Captain John Hart)
from Torchwood] |
|
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(background)
"You're no fun." — [James Marsters
(Captain John Hart)
from Torchwood] |
| May 4th, 2008
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"We sent him to school this morning a fine, strapping boy. And tonight he came home looking like a rather ugly girl." — [Richard Deacon
(Fred Rutherford)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
|
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(background)
"It looks as though nowadays no one can make a boy do anything." — [Barbara Billingsley
(June Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| May 3rd, 2008
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"Oh, suck my balls you ginger, jew-rat Hall Monitor!" — [Trey Parker
(Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
|
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(background)
"You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef! –You're damn right." — [Matt Stone
(Kyle Broflovski)
& Isaac Hayes (Jerome 'Chef' McElroy)
from South Park] |
| May 2nd, 2008
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"I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in… on Sunday, too. 'K? We, uh, lost some people this week and, uh… we need to sort of play catch-up. Thanks" — [Gary Cole
(Bill Lumbergh)
from Office Space] |
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(background)
"You see, we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out. Did you see the memo about this?" — [Gary Cole
(Bill Lumbergh)
from Office Space] |
| May 1st, 2008
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"I am sick and tired of everyone telling me I'm confused! I wasn't confused until other people started telling me I was!" — [Matt Stone
(Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
|
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(background)
"What's going on, you two? –Nothing, Mom. I'm just a little bi-curious!" — [Mona Marshall
(Linda Stotch)
& Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
