| 2005-05-31
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"What was that ruckus?! –Uh, what ruckus? –I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. –Could you describe the ruckus, sir? –Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it!"
[Paul Gleason (Principal Richard Vernon) | Emilio Estevez (Andrew 'Andy' Clark) | Anthony Michael Hall (Brian Ralph Johnson)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
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(background)
"What's that? –Sushi. –Sushi? –Rice, uh, raw fish, and seaweed. –You won't accept a guy's tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?"
[Judd Hirsch (John Bender) | Molly Ringwald (Claire Standish)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
| 2005-05-27
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"(beep beep) PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? (plastic trays banging)"
[David Herman (Michael Bolton)
from Office Space] |
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(background)
"I don't really like talking about my flair."
[Jennifer Aniston (Joanna)
from Office Space] |
| 2005-05-26
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Belated In Memoriam: Howard Morris (May 21)
"I don't chew my cabbage twice. And you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass!"
[Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)
from Andy Griffith Show, The] |
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Belated In Memoriam: Howard Morris (May 21)
"I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloveded!"
[Howard Morris (Ernest T. Bass)
from Andy Griffith Show, The] |
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(background)
"If you ask me, this Ernest T. Bass is a strange and weird character."
[Andy Griffith (Sheriff Andy Taylor)
from Andy Griffith Show, The] |
| 2005-05-25
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"You monsters are all alike. You march in here like you own the place and start redecorating."
[uncredited (Really Really Big Man)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"Oh, fishsticks. I've depressed myself. I have to go lie down."
[Mr. Lawrence (Filburt Shellbache)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2005-05-24
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(background)
"You know what's the trouble with your mother? She's here today and here tomorrow."
[Dick York (Darrin Stephens)
from Bewitched] |
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"Oh, darling, don't let a little thing like that bother you. You know how men are with their secretaries."
[Agnes Moorehead (Endora)
from Bewitched] |
| 2005-05-23
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"Well, as far as I'm concerned, it ain't over until the… slightly-overweight-but-still-working-on-it lady sings."
[Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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"Don't fuck with Mother Nature, huh? Well, I'm here to tell her, don't fuck with me."
[Michelle Clunie (Melanie 'Mel' Marcus)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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"My good ring just fell behind the fridge! –Your good ring? –Yeah, the one I got on the TV show. –From the Joan Rivers Collection. –And don't say a fucking thing against her. I like that she's got a big, dirty mouth that gets her in trouble."
[Sharon Gless (Deborah 'Debbie' Jane Grassi Novotny) | Hal Sparks (Michael Novotny) | Jack Wetherall (Vic Grassi)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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"My intuition tells me things are not going to go well tonight. –Well, your intuition also told you Madonna was going to win the Oscar™ for Evita. –She so deserved it."
[Peter Paige (Emmett Honeycutt) | Scott Lowell (Theodore 'Ted' Schmidt)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
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(background)
"I thought you wanted to get even. –I'd rather get laid."
[Randy Harrison (Justin Taylor) | Gale Harold (Brian Kinney)
from Queer As Folk (USA)] |
| 2005-05-20
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"Oh, outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise!"
[Frank Gorshin (The Riddler)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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(background)
The Riddler's laugh.
[Frank Gorshin (The Riddler)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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"You and your trained exploding shark."
[Frank Gorshin (The Riddler)
from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
| 2005-05-19
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"C'mon, you're a people person. –Mm-hmm. –Well, you're a person anyway."
[Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"So, I'm off to Study Hall. –To finish your nap? –You know me too well."
[Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2005-05-13
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"If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle."
[Kelly LeBrock (Lisa)
from Weird Science] |
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"I'm a little too old to be playing The Hardy Boys Meet Reverend Werewolf!"
[Gary Busey (Uncle Red)
from Silver Bullet] |
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(background)
"Who wants Pizza Rolls?"
[Steven Rattazzi (Dr. Byron Orpheus)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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"Log, from Blam-mo!"
[Spümco
from Ren & Stimpy Show, The] |
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"Sure you won't change your mind? –Is there something wrong with the one I have?"
[Catherine Hicks (Dr. Gillian Taylor) | Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
| 2005-05-12
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"Welcome to the starship Heart Of Gold. Please do not be alarmed by anything you see or hear around you. You are bound to feel some initial ill effects as you have been rescued from certain death at an improbability level of 2 to the power of 267,709:1 against, possibly much higher. We are now cruising at a level of 2 to the power of 25,000:1 against and falling, and will be restoring normality as soon as we're sure what is normal anyway. Thank you."
[Cindy Oswin (Trillian)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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(background)
"My name is Slartibartfast."
[Richard Vernon (Slartibartfast)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
| 2005-05-11
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"I cannot stay here too long before my machine friends will become nervous and do something rash."
[John Colicos (Baltar)
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
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(background)
"What is your command?"
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2005-05-10
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"Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!"
[Eric Stuart (Seto Kaiba)
from Yûgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
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(background)
"I think you're nuts, but this isn't the best time to argue."
[Eric Stuart (Seto Kaiba)
from Yûgiô (AKA Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
| 2005-05-09
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"Tardis? What's a tardis? –A TARDIS is my ship that carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space."
[Daphne Ashbrook (Dr. Grace Holloway) | Paul McGann (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who: The Movie] |
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(background)
"I love humans, always seeing patterns in things that aren't there."
[Paul McGann (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who: The Movie] |
| 2005-05-08
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"Well, it might not be up to your standards, Miss Arts-and-Crafts."
[Vicki Lawrence (Mrs. Thelma 'Mama' Crowley Harper)
from Mama's Family] |
| 2005-05-06
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(background)
"Every parent wants something in return… Love, loyalty, nothing is free."
[Nigel Bennett (Lacroix)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2005-05-05
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(background)
"I guess I have a lot of things to ponder."
[Ben Stiller (Derek Zoolander)
from Zoolander] |
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"I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense… not one little bit."
[Milla Jojovich (Katinka)
from Zoolander] |
| 2005-05-04
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"The Encyclopedia Galactica describes alcohol as a colorless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped 'round a large gold brick. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one, and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate."
[Peter Jones (The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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(background)
"The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is stick your finger down his throat."
[Peter Jones (The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
| 2005-05-03
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"It it an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars, and so on. But conversely, the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons!"
[Peter Jones (The Book)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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(background)
"Hi there, this is Eddie, your shipboard computer. And I just want to mention here that we are now moving into orbit around the legendary planet of Magrathea. Sorry to interrupt your social evening. Have a good time!"
[David Tate (Eddie the Computer)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
| 2005-05-02
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"No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards."
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight) | Deborah Foreman (Susan Decker)
from Real Genius] |
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(background)
"It's easy to lie to you, Mitch. You trust people."
[Val Kilmer (Chris Knight)
from Real Genius] |
