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May 31 – "What was that ruckus?! –Uh, what ruckus? –I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus. –Could you describe the ruckus, sir? –Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it!" – [Paul Gleason, Emilio Estevez, and Anthony Michael Hall from The Breakfast Club] |
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May 27 – "(beep beep) PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean? (plastic trays banging)" – [David Herman from Office Space] |
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May 26 – Belated In Memoriam: Howard Morris (May 21)
"I don't chew my cabbage twice. And you ain't heard the last of Ernest T. Bass!" – [Howard Morris from The Andy Griffith Show]
"I'm a little mean, but I make up for it by being real healthy. Say you'll be mine. Say you'll be my beloveded!" – [Howard Morris from The Andy Griffith Show] |
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May 25 – "You monsters are all alike. You march in here like you own the place and start redecorating." – [Really Really Big Man (uncredited) from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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May 24 – "Oh, darling, don't let a little thing like that bother you. You know how men are with their secretaries." – [Agnes Moorhead from Bewitched] |
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May 23 – These were meant to be more spread out over time as they had been requested by some people, but considering the new season started last night, I figured I'd just drop a bunch on today since I was gone a bit last week.
"My good ring just fell behind the fridge! –Your good ring? –Yeah, the one I got on the TV show. –From the Joan Rivers Collection. –And don't say a fucking thing against her. I like that she's got a big, dirty mouth that gets her in trouble." – [Sharon Gless, Hal Sparks, and Jack Wetherall from Queer As Folk (USA version)]
"My intuition tells me things are not going to go well tonight. –Well, your intuition also told you Madonna was going to win the Oscar™ for Evita. –She so deserved it." – [Peter Paige and Scott Lowell from Queer As Folk (USA version)]
"Don't fuck with Mother Nature, huh? Well, I'm here to tell her, don't fuck with me." – [Michelle Clunie from Queer As Folk (USA version)]
"Well, as far as I'm concerned, it ain't over until the… slightly-overweight-but-still-working-on-it lady sings." – [Sharon Gless from Queer As Folk (USA version)] |
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May 20 – In Memoriam: Frank Gorshin
"You and your trained exploding shark." – [Frank Gorshin from Batman: The Movie (TOS)]
"Oh, outwitting Batman is my sole delight, my joy, my heaven on earth, my very paradise!" – [Frank Gorshin from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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May 19 – "C'mon, you're a people person. –Mm-hmm. –Well, you're a person anyway." – [Jane Lane and Daria Morgendorffer (Wendy Hoopes and Tracy Grandstaff) from Daria] |
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May 13~18 – I'll be busy with a conference Monday thru Wednesday, so hopefully these will tide you over till then!
"If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in the jungle." – [Kelly LeBrock from Weird Science]
"Sure you won't change your mind? –Is there something wrong with the one I have?" – [Catherine Hicks and Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
"I'm a little too old to be playing The Hardy Boys Meet Reverend Werewolf!" – [Gary Busey from Silver Bullet]
"Log, from Blam-mo!" – [Spümco] |
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May 12 – "Welcome to the starship Heart Of Gold. Please do not be alarmed by anything you see or hear around you. You are bound to feel some initial ill effects as you have been rescued from certain death at an improbability level of 2 to the power of 267,709:1 against, possibly much higher. We are now cruising at a level of 2 to the power of 25,000:1 against and falling, and will be restoring normality as soon as we're sure what is normal anyway. Thank you." – [Trillian (Cindy Oswin) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (album version)] |
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May 11 – "I cannot stay here too long before my machine friends will become nervous and do something rash." – [John Colicos from Battlestar Galactica: TOS] |
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May 10 – "Hmm. Blah-blah-blah. Don't you get tired of making the same speech every time you're faced with a challenge? Stop saving the world and get a hobby!" – [Seto Kaiba (Eric Stuart) from Yûgiô (aka Yu-Gi-Oh!)] |
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May 9 – "Tardis? What's a tardis? –A TARDIS is my ship that carries me through Time and Space. T-A-R-D-I-S. It stands for Time And Relative Dimension In Space." – [Daphne Ashbrook and Paul McGann from Dr. Who (The Movie)] |
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May 6 – "Well, it might not be up to your standards, Miss Arts-and-Crafts." – [Vicki Lawrence from Mama's Family] |
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May 5 – "I do not like snoopy reporter with lack of fashion sense… not one little bit." – [Milla Jojovich from Zoolander] |
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May 4 – "The Encyclopedia Galactica describes alcohol as a colorless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms. The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy also mentions alcohol. It says that the best drink in existence is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster. The effect of which is like having your brain smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped 'round a large gold brick. The Guide also tells you on which planets the best Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters are mixed, how much you can expect to pay for one, and what voluntary organizations exist to help you rehabilitate." – [The Book (Peter Jones) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (album version)] |
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May 3 – "It it an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem. For instance, on the planet Earth, Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much: the wheel, New York, wars, and so on. But conversely, the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than Man for precisely the same reasons!" – [The Book (Peter Jones) from The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy (album version)] |
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May 2 – "No, seriously, listen. If there's ever anything I can do for you, or, more to the point, to you, you let me know, OK? –Can you hammer a 6-inch spike through a board with your penis? –Not right now. –A girl's got to have her standards." – [Val Kilmer and Deborah Foreman from Real Genius] |
