| 2004-05-28
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(background)
"Another day, another dollar."
[Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)
from Omega Man, The] |
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"You know, there are 20 million guys out of work in Manhattan alone just waiting for my job."
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn)
from Soylent Green] |
| 2004-05-27
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(background)
"What time's the next bus leave for Oswego?"
[Lucille Ball (Christine Marlowe)
from Room Service] |
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"Well there's certainly something screwy going on around here."
[Donald MacBride (Gregory Wagner)
from Room Service] |
| 2004-05-26
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"And for everyone's safety and security, and to preserve our way of life, I'm taking a drastic step and putting up a security camera. Just one... for safety, security, and omniscient, unblinking information-gathering of everyone's activities."
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"What? I can't believe I'm hearing this! Wait a minute, let me rewind."
[Stephen Colbert (Phil Ken Sebben)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2004-05-25
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In Memoriam: Richard Biggs
"Doesn't anyone listen to one damn word I say?"
[Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"We were enriched by his presense, and we are all diminished by his loss."
[Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Have a seat, lend a hand, or get out of my way, but do not question me in my lab, doctor!"
[Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
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"This damn well better be worth it. Because if this story of yours turns out to be bogus, I'm going to kill you twice. Now you got that?"
[Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
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"We don't want cooperation. We want conversion. We want repentance."
[Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin)
from Babylon 5] |
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"I realize that I always defined myself in terms of what I wasn't. I wasn't a good soldier like my father. I wasn't the job. I wasn't a good prospect for marriage or kids. Always what I wasn't, never what I was. And when you do that, you miss the moments. And the moments are all we've got. When I thought I was going to die, even after everything that's happened, I realized I didn't want to let go. I was willing to do it all over again, and this time I could appreciate the moments. I can't go back, but I can appreciate what I have right now. And I can define myself by what I am instead of what I'm not. –And what are you? –Alive. Everything else is negotiable."
[Richard Biggs (Dr. Stephen Franklin) | Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2004-05-24
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"Heff, everybody's bonkers for me bum! –I know. You've got the most famous fanny in O-Town!"
[Carlos Alazraqui (Rocko) | Tom Kenny (Heffer Wolfe)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
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(background)
"That's disgusting!"
[Charles Adler (Ed Bighead)
from Rocko's Modern Life] |
| 2004-05-21
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"What do you think about those controversial video games? –I love 'em!"
[Cat Schwartz (Herself) | Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
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"I think that we should have a slumber party at the TechTV studios."
[Morgan Webb (Herself)
from Call For Help] |
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"I'm going to agree to their User Agreement that says, 'You're a sucker.'"
[Brett Larson (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
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(background)
"You know, uh, Mom and Dad always said I shouldn't play with matches, but they're not here right now, are they?"
[Chris Pirillo (Himself)
from Call For Help] |
| 2004-05-20
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(background)
"There's never a cop around when you need one."
[Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)
from Omega Man, The] |
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"You are discarded. You are the refuse of the past."
[Anthony Zerbe (Matthias)
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2004-05-19
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In Memoriam: Tony Randall
"Not since Johannes Gutenberg's invention of the printing press, which changed forever the landscape of man's destiny, has one book reached so many and achieved so much; reminding all of us here today of the noble goal which called us to toil in the field of publishing to begin with... sales."
[Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)
from Down With Love] |
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In Memoriam: Tony Randall
"You're my creative team, create a reason to get rid of her or I'll create a new creative team."
[Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)
from Down With Love] |
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In Memoriam: Tony Randall
(background)
"Woman acts as if she has a mind of her own."
[Tony Randall (Theodore Banner)
from Down With Love] |
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In Memoriam: Tony Randall
"Can we please have an erection? What the hell is going on down there?"
[Tony Randall (The Operator)
from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask] |
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In Memoriam: Tony Randall
"Think we're gonna have intercourse tonight?"
[Tony Randall (The Operator)
from Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex *But Were Afraid to Ask] |
| 2004-05-18
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"I think you'll find the contented housewife is a thing of the past."
[Anna Lee (Elisabeth)
from In Like Flint] |
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(background)
"You're really quite intelligent for a man."
[Anna Lee (Elisabeth)
from In Like Flint] |
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"By this time tomorrow women will be running the world, and then you'll see how quickly everything will settle down."
[Anna Lee (Elisabeth)
from In Like Flint] |
| 2004-05-17
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(background)
"What are you talking about?"
[Jonathan Hardy (Dominar Rygel XVI)
from Farscape] |
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"Bingo! Give Braniac a fluffy doll."
[Ben Browder (John Crichton)
from Farscape] |
| 2004-05-14
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"Let's not talk about it in front of the boy."
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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(background)
"Well, hello, handsome!"
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2004-05-13
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"When I reach down inside myself and do things that I'm not capable of, it's because of you. Don't you know that by now?"
[Lucy Lawless (Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
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(background)
"Well, if that is the worst thing that happens today, I'll be thrilled."
[Lucy Lawless (Xena)
from Xena: Warrior Princess] |
| 2004-05-12
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(background)
"X-Ray Delta One, this is Mission Control. Two-Zero-Four-Niner, transmission concluded."
[Frank Miller (Mission controller)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
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"Then let's go where the action is!"
[Ted Cassidy (Frankenstein, Jr.)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2004-05-11
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(background)
"Well, what do you want? Can't a man have a little privacy around here?"
[Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)
from Room Service] |
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"Gee, I-I-I don't know whether I can keep it up for two and a half hours. –It's all right, we'll help you!"
[Frank Albertson (Leo Davis) | Groucho Marx (Gordon Miller)
from Room Service] |
| 2004-05-10
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"Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them!"
[Sean Connery (Professor Henry Jones)
from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade] |
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(background)
"It's time to ask yourself what you believe."
[Julian Glover (Walter Donovan)
from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade] |
| 2004-05-07
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(background)
"Jumping butterballs!"
[Donald MacBride (Gregory Wagner)
from Room Service] |
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"I still think it's a terrible play, but it makes a wonderful rehearsal."
[Chico Marx (Harry Binelli)
from Room Service] |
| 2004-05-06
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"The computer's full of hard-core. –That's why they call it a hard drive."
[Wil Johnson | Trevor Eve
from Waking The Dead] |
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(background)
"What's the problem, John-o? Couldn't anyone fix the hole in your soul?"
[Ian Hogg
from Waking The Dead] |
| 2004-05-05
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"Oh, waiter! –That isn't a waiter, my dear, that's a butler. –Well, I can't yell 'Oh, butler!', can I? Maybe somebody's name is Butler. –You have a point. An idiotic one, but a point."
[Marilyn Monroe (Miss Casswell) | George Sanders (Addison DeWitt)
from All About Eve] |
| 2004-05-04
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"I was piloting Black Ops missions in the jungles of North Viet Nam when you were sucking on your mama's tit at Woodstock, Kelly. Don't lecture me about war."
[Brian Cox
from X-Men 2: X-Men United] |
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"And the next time you feel like showing off, don't."
[Patrick Stewart (Professor Charles Xavier)
from X-Men 2: X-Men United] |
| 2004-05-03
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(background)
"Yellow sandals are so wrong."
[Ashley Albert (Tiffany Blum-Deckler)
from Daria] |
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"You don't do well in over-heated, over-crowded, grimy warehouse stores, do you?"
[Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
