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May 31 - "Gentlemen, I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it." - [Barry Corbin from WarGames] |
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May 30 - "You're watching MTV, the cool, brainwashing, 12-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image. We're so cool that we decide what's cool. And now MTV News. The News that is single-handedly dumbing-down our country, which is cool." - [MTV Announcer from South Park] |
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May 29 - "My advice is: stand firm for what you believe in until, and unless, logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the Emperor looks naked, the Emperor is naked; the truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there's no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." - [Daria Morgendorffer (Tracy Grandstaff) from Daria] |
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May 28 - "May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk." - [Claudia Christian from Babylon 5] |
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May 24~27 - "Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade." - [Humphrey Bogart from Casablanca] |
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May 23 - "Please, I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! Well, maybe you do." - [Donkey (Eddie Murphy) from Shrek] |
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May 22 - "I'm not here for cigarettes or bubblegum, my boy." - [Robert Preston from The Last Starfighter] |
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May 21 - "What makes you so sure you'll get a medical discharge? –Because I'm a civilian at heart, lover, and I always follow my heart." - [Ann Sears and William Holden from The Bridge on the River Kwai] |
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May 20 - "What the hell kind of two-bit operation they running out of this treehouse, Cooper?" - [Miguel Ferrer from Twin Peaks] |
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May 18~19 - Since Leo and Patrick are in town this weekend, I had to put up a few from them. See ya at the event!
"Do we have the yelling and screaming shot?" - [Leo Laporte from The Screen Savers]
"Photoshop: because some people have way too much time." - [Patrick Norton from The Screen Savers]
"An example of harmful code might be, what, a program that keeps track of what hardware changes the make to your computer and sends it to some major corporation in Redmond, Washington?" - [Leo Laport from The Screen Savers]
"No quick fix for porn!" - [Patrick Norton from The Screen Savers] |
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May 17 - "Space Ghost here, what's up?" - [Space Ghost (Gary Owens) from Space Ghost] |
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May 16 - "How'd you like a platform boot up your honky ass?" - [Foxy Chocolat (Aisha Tyler) from Talk Soup] (Thanks to Aisha, Hal Sparks, John Henson, and Greg Kinnear for keeping TS going for eleven years. We'll all miss you!) |
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May 15 - "Must replenish my strength, my powers, with rays of the sun!" - [Birdman (Keith Andes) from Birdman] |
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May 14 - "Well, goodnite, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?" - [Teri Garr from Tootsie] |
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May 13 - "This is an emergency communique. It is not to be discussed with fellow officers unless deemed absolutely necessary. There will be no computer record of said transmission." - [the computer (Majel Barrett) from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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May 10~12 - "I'm applying because it's an outstanding university, not because the students engage in the rectal transport of steel rods. –The Equestrian Club must be in constant pain." - [Daria Morgendorffer and Jane Lane (Tracy Grandstaff and Wendy Hoopes) from Daria] |
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May 9 - "To kill and be king, is that all? –Perhaps not even that." - [Gabriel Byrne and Nicol Williamson from Excalibur] |
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May 8 - "Replicants are like any other machine, they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit it's not my problem." - [Harrison Ford from Blade Runner] |
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May 7 - "Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do." - [Kurtwood Smith from That 70's Show] |
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May 6 - "Great Galaxy! What are those weird things?" - [Space Ghost (Gary Owens) from Space Ghost] |
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May 3~5 - "Who dressed you, and why do they hate you so much?" - [Charlene's coat (Tim Curry) from Dinosaurs] |
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May 2 - "By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged." - [Alan Rickman from Galaxy Quest] |
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May 1 - "I want you to stay here. –Why? –Because I hate you." - [Mr. Tinkles and Calico (Sean Hayes and Jon Lovitz) from Cats & Dogs] |
