| 2002-05-31
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(background)
"Proceed with voiceprint identification."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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"Gentlemen, I wouldn't trust this overgrown pile of microchips any further than I can throw it."
[Barry Corbin (General Beringer)
from WarGames] |
| 2002-05-30
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"You're watching MTV, the cool, brainwashing, 12-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image. We're so cool that we decide what's cool. And now MTV News. The News that is single-handedly dumbing-down our country, which is cool."
[uncredited (MTV Announcer)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"It's Ritalin for all of you!"
[uncredited (Pharmacist)
from South Park] |
| 2002-05-29
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"My advice is: stand firm for what you believe in until, and unless, logic and experience prove you wrong. Remember, when the Emperor looks naked, the Emperor is naked; the truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there's no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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(background)
"Ooh, Technicolor!"
[Nancy Cartwright (Mindy Sadlier)
from Animaniacs] |
| 2002-05-28
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"May God stand between you and harm in all the empty places where you must walk."
[Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"Then we'll see you when we see you."
[Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2002-05-24
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"Well, there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade."
[Humphrey Bogart (Rick Blaine)
from Casablanca] |
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(background)
"I'm ready, Buzz! When do we strike? –Immediately, if not sooner!"
[Ted Cassidy (Frankenstein, Jr.) | Dick Beals (Buzz Conroy)
from Frankenstein Jr.] |
| 2002-05-23
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(background)
"Dogs rule!"
[Tobey Maguire (Lou)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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"Please, I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak! Well, maybe you do."
[Eddie Murphy (Donkey)
from Shrek] |
| 2002-05-22
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"I'm not here for cigarettes or bubblegum, my boy."
[Robert Preston (Centauri)
from Last Starfighter, The] |
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(background)
"Good show, Starfigher! Way to go!"
[Robert Preston (Centauri)
from Last Starfighter, The] |
| 2002-05-21
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"What makes you so sure you'll get a medical discharge? –Because I'm a civilian at heart, lover, and I always follow my heart."
[Ann Sears (Nurse at Siamese hospital) | William Holden (Cmdr. Shears)
from Bridge On The River Kwai, The] |
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(background)
"Who invited you, Hustler?"
[Telly Savalas (MSgt. Big Joe)
from Kelly's Heroes] |
| 2002-05-20
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(background)
"Ms. Morgendorffer, those bomb-sniffing dogs have to eat!"
[Nora Laudani (Angela Li)
from Daria] |
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"What the hell kind of two-bit operation they running out of this treehouse, Cooper?"
[Miguel Ferrer (FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield)
from Twin Peaks] |
| 2002-05-18
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(background)
"In time you will come to regard me not only with respect and awe, but with love."
[Paul Frees (Colossus)
from Colossus: The Forbin Project] |
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"An example of harmful code might be, what, a program that keeps track of what hardware changes the make to your computer and sends it to some major corporation in Redmond, Washington?"
[Leo Laporte (Himself)
from Screen Savers, The] |
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"No quick fix for porn!"
[Patrick Norton (Himself)
from Screen Savers, The] |
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"Photoshop: because some people have way too much time."
[Patrick Norton (Himself)
from Screen Savers, The] |
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"Do we have the yelling and screaming shot?"
[Leo Laporte (Himself)
from Screen Savers, The] |
| 2002-05-17
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(background)
"Hmm. Tricky."
[Valentine Dyall (Deep Thought)
from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The (record set)] |
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"Space Ghost here, what's up?"
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
| 2002-05-16
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"How'd you like a platform boot up your honky ass?"
[Aisha Tyler (Foxy Chocolat)
from Talk Soup] |
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(background)
"Don't make me open a can of Whoop-Ass, buster!"
[Aisha Tyler (Foxy Chocolat)
from Talk Soup] |
| 2002-05-15
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(background)
"Must replenish my strength, my powers, with rays of the sun!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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(background)
"Let's go, Avenger!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
| 2002-05-14
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"Well, goodnite, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?"
[Teri Garr (Sandy Lester)
from Tootsie] |
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(background)
"Oh, that's not right!"
[Sam Rockwell (Guy Fleegman)
from Galaxy Quest] |
| 2002-05-13
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"This is an emergency communique. It is not to be discussed with fellow officers unless deemed absolutely necessary. There will be no computer record of said transmission."
[Majel Barrett (Enterprise Computer)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
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(background)
"Swimming is too much like bathing."
[Michael Dorn (Worf)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2002-05-10
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(background)
"I suppose pulling out a can of Mace right now would be considered bad form."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
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"I'm applying because it's an outstanding university, not because the students engage in the rectal transport of steel rods. –The Equestrian Club must be in constant pain."
[Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer) | Wendy Hoopes (Jane Lane)
from Daria] |
| 2002-05-09
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"To kill and be king, is that all? Perhaps not even that."
[Gabriel Byrne (Uther Pendragon) | Nicol Williamson (Merlin)
from Excalibur] |
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(background)
"Well, revenge is a feast best served immediately."
[Anthony Simcoe (Ka D'argo)
from Farscape] |
| 2002-05-08
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(background)
"A new life awaits you in the Off-World Colonies... The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."
[uncredited (voice–over on an aerial commercial)
from Blade Runner] |
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"Replicants are like any other machine, they're either a benefit or a hazard. If they're a benefit, it's not my problem."
[Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard)
from Blade Runner] |
| 2002-05-07
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"Steven, you're 18 now. It's time to start being a man. And the first rule to being a man is you gotta spend your life doing crap you don't wanna do."
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
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(background)
"What the hell are you talking about?"
[George Memmoli (Philbin)
from Phantom of the Paradise] |
| 2002-05-06
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(background)
"Birdman!"
[Keith Andes (Birdman)
from Birdman] |
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"Great Galaxy! What are those weird things?"
[Gary Owens (Space Ghost)
from Space Ghost] |
| 2002-05-03
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"Who dressed you, and why do they hate you so much?"
[Tim Curry (Charlene's coat)
from Dinosaurs] |
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(background)
"Get your hands off the merchandise!"
[Vincent Price (Dr. Goldfoot)
from Dr. Goldfoot And The Bikini Machine] |
| 2002-05-02
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"By Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged."
[Alan Rickman (Alexander Dane)
from Galaxy Quest] |
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(background)
"My readings indicate we are not in Time and Space as we understand it."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
| 2002-05-01
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(background)
"Cats rule!"
[Sean Hayes (Mr. Tinkles)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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"I want you to stay here. –Why? –Because I hate you."
[Sean Hayes (Mr. Tinkles) | Jon Lovitz (Calico)
from Cats & Dogs] |
