| 2000-05-25
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"More fun that getting dirty!" (from Soakie Bubble Bath)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
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"A bear's three favorite words are: breakfast, lunch, and dinner."
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Animated Series] |
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"Bears love food!"
[Noel McNeal (Bear)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"Cookies mean so much to me!"
[Tress MacNeille (Angelica Pickles)
from Rugrats] |
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"I know what some of your big-city, no-bra-wearin', hairy-legged women's libbers might say."
[Kirstie Alley (Gladys Leeman)
from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
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"Does this black match? –Matches my mood."
[Wendy Hoopes (Quinn Morgendorffer) | Tracy Grandstaff (Daria Morgendorffer)
from Daria] |
| 2000-05-24
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"Start your computations for time warp."
[William Shatner (James T. Kirk)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
| 2000-05-23
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"I hate it here. –Of course you hate it. People work here."
[Dudley Moore (Arthur Bach) | Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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"Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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"A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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"If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
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"On the other hand, go screw yourself."
[Sir John Gielgud (Hobson)
from Arthur] |
| 2000-05-22
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"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" (short version)
[Peter Finch (Howard Beale)
from Network] |
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"I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'" (long version)
[Peter Finch (Howard Beale)
from Network] |
| 2000-05-20
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"This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw… or be destroyed!"
[Mira Furlan (Delenn)
from Babylon 5] |
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"You are not ready for immortality."
[Ardwright Chamberlain (Kosh)
from Babylon 5] |
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"And just one more thing. On your trip back, I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's reccommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!' Babylon Control, out. (sigh) Civilians... Just kidding about that God part, no offense."
[Claudia Christian (Susan Ivanova)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Negative on password. Unable to comply."
[Haley McLane (computer)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life... probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry."
[Tim Choate (Zathras)
from Babylon 5] |
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(background)
"This is Captain John Sheridan. Greetings from Babylon 5."
[Bruce Boxleitner (John J. Sheridan)
from Babylon 5] |
| 2000-05-19
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"Captain, incoming message."
[Michael Dorn (Worf)
from Star Trek: The Next Generation] |
| 2000-05-18
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"Fuckin' beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I-I've never seen anything like it before, and I live in L.A."
[Matthew G. Park (Crew Guy)
from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
| 2000-05-17
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"As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action."
[Bob Johnson (Voice on Tape)
from Mission: Impossible (The Original Series)] |
| 2000-05-16
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"I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed… I'm expecting company."
[Groucho Marx (Rufus T. Firefly)
from Duck Soup] |
| 2000-05-15
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"Be careful, Duckman. A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion."
[Gregg Berger (Cornfed Pig)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 2000-05-13
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"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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"Woo! Woo! Yes! In your face, mathboy!"
[Jackie Hoffman (Dilmom)
from Dilbert] |
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"Yeah, and if you're a bloody psychic psychologist, how come I'm always having to call you?"
[Jennifer Saunders (Edina Monsoon)
from Absolutely Fabulous] |
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"You know what I always say? –What? –If you're going to have lunch, have an excellent one!"
[Agnes Moorehead (Endora) | Elizabeth Montgomery (Samantha Stephens)
from Bewitched] |
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"Hurry, Elroy, you're going to be late for school."
[Penny Singleton (Jane Jetson)
from Jetsons, The] |
| 2000-05-12
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"I don't have to have a reason. It's right. I'm your mother. Now move."
[Debra Jo Rupp (Kitty Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2000-05-11
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"From the time our child is born, it's not going to hear anything but perfect English. –Well, honey, 's a very nice thought, but as usual you have no logical 'splanation for doing it the way you're doing it."
[Lucille Ball (Lucy Ricardo) | Desi Arnaz, Sr. (Ricky Ricardo)
from I Love Lucy] |
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(background)
"Hyde, how come you do not have a girlfriend? Maybe if we did something with your hair?"
[Wilmer Valderrama (Fez)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2000-05-09
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"I think we're getting into a weird area here."
[Bill Murray (Jeff Slater)
from Tootsie] |
| 2000-05-08
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"Vulcans are well-known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation!"
[John Schuck (Klingon Ambassador)
from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home] |
| 2000-05-06
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"(gasp) The mail! –That's the mail, Pop. –Yep, that's the mail, Pip. –Yep. –Any mail for us?"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"No mail for us? –No letters? –No cards? –No packages for us? Ohh. –Woe is me. –Woe is me, too. –Woe is us! (crying)"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"Now wait a minute, you two otters. Didn't you get mail yesterday? –Yeah, a box of clams. –From Cousin Otto. –Love clams." Bear, Pip, and Pop
[Noel McNeal (Bear) | Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"(gasp) Deliver the mail? –Us? –Deliver the mail? –Yeah! –Neither rain… –Nor snow… –Nor dark of night… –Will stop us otters from getting the mail there, right?"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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"Mail! Mail!"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 2000-05-05
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"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! ¡Vamanos! (laughter)"
[uncredited
from Blazing Saddles] |
| 2000-05-04
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"Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well."
[Ron Livingston (Peter Gibbons)
from Office Space] |
| 2000-05-03
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"It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say."
[Michael Caine (Charlie Croker)
from Italian Job, The] |
| 2000-05-02
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"Hey, I go to church… just not during televised sporting events."
[Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman)
from That '70s Show] |
| 2000-05-01
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"You'd think they'd have the Parking Lot of America to go with the Mall of America."
[Kirstie Alley (Gladys Leeman)
from Drop Dead Gorgeous] |
