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May 2000 Archive

tv iconfilm icon May 25~31 - I'm taking a long Memorial Day weekend. See ya next month!
  • "A bear's three favorite words are: breakfast, lunch, and dinner." - [Bear from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "Bears love food!" - [Bear from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "I know what some of your big-city, no-bra-wearin', hairy-legged women's libbers might say." - [Kirstie Alley from Drop Dead Gorgeous]
  • "My mind to your mind. My thoughts to your thoughts." - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: The Animated Series]
  • "Cookies mean so much to me!" - [Angelica from Rugrats]
  • "More fun that getting dirty!" - [a boy from a Soakie Bubble Bath commercial]
  • "Does this black match? -Matches my mood." - [Quinn and Daria Morgendorffer from Daria]
  • film icon May 24 - "Start your computations for time warp." - [William Shatner from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
    film icon May 23 - A great talent has been silenced. While these samples do not do justice to his body of work of over 130 films, plays, and television shows, let them help us remember him in a lighter moment. In Memoriam, Sir John Gielgud.
  • "Here, read this magazine. There are many pictures." - [Sir John Gielgud from Arthur]
  • "I hate it here. -Of course you hate it. People work here." - [Dudley Moore and Sir John Gielgud from Arthur]
  • "On the other hand, go screw yourself." - [Sir John Gielgud from Arthur]
  • "A little tart like that could save you a fortune in prostitutes." - [Sir John Gielgud from Arthur]
  • "If I begin to die, please take this off my head. This is not the way I wish to be remembered." - [Sir John Gielgud from Arthur]
  • film icon May 22 - "I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out and yell 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!'"
    and the short version: "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" - [Peter Finch from Network]
    tv icon May 20~21 - It's a Babylon 5 Weekend!
  • "This is Ambassador Delenn of the Minbari. Babylon 5 is under our protection. Withdraw. or be destroyed!" - [Mira Furlan]
  • "Negative on password. Unable to comply." - [computer]
  • "You are not ready for immortality." - [Ardwright Chamberlain]
  • "And just one more thing. On your trip back, I'd like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra. 'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's reccommendations. Ivanova is God. And if this ever happens again, Ivanova will personally rip your lungs out!' Babylon Control, out. (sigh) Civilians. . . Just kidding about that God part, no offense." - [Claudia Christian]
  • "Zathras is used to being beast of burden to other people's needs. Very sad life. . . probably have very sad death, but at least there is symmetry." - [Tim Choate]
  • tv icon May 19 - "Captain, incoming message." - [Michael Dorn from Star Trek: The Next Generation]
    film icon May 18 - "Fuckin' beauty queens blowing chunks everywhere. I-I've never seen anything like it before, and I live in L.A." - [Matthew G. Park from Drop Dead Gorgeous]
    tv icon May 17 - "As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your action." - [Man's voice on tape (Bob Johnson) from Mission: Impossible (TOS)]
    film icon May 16 - "I'm going back and clean the crackers out of my bed. . . I'm expecting company." - [Groucho Marx from Duck Soup]
    tv icon May 15 - "Be careful, Duckman. A cursory olfactory analysis of this woman's sweat glands indicates that decades of alcohol ingestion have permeated her cellular structure and made her a prime candidate for spontaneous combustion." - [Cornfed from Duckman]
    tv icon May 13~14 - It's a TV Mom Weekend!
  • "Yeah, and if you're a bloody psychic psychologist, how come I'm always having to call you?" - [Jennifer Saunders from Absolutely Fabulous]
  • "You know what I always say? -What? -If you're going to have lunch, have an excellent one!" - [Agnes Moorehead and Elizabeth Montgomery from Bewitched]
  • "Woo! Woo! Yes! In your face, mathboy!" - [Dilmom from Dilbert]
  • "Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver." - [Barbara Billingsley from Leave It To Beaver]
  • "Hurry, Elroy, you're going to be late for school." - [Jane Jetson from The Jetsons]
  • tv icon May 12 - "I don't have to have a reason. It's right. I'm your mother. Now move." - [Debra Jo Rupp from That 70's Show]
    tv icon May 11 - "From the time our child is born, it's not going to hear anything but perfect English. -Well, honey, 's a very nice thought, but as usual you have no logical 'splanation for doing it the way you're doing it." - [Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, Sr. from I Love Lucy]
    tv icon May 10 - "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!" - [Patrick McGoohan from The Prisoner]
    film icon May 9 - "I think we're getting into a weird area here." - [Bill Murray from Tootsie]
    film icon May 8 - "Vulcans are well-known as the intellectual puppets of this Federation!" - [John Schuck from Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home]
    tv icon May 6~7 - It's an "Otter Mail" Weekend!
  • "(gasp) The mail! -That's the mail, Pop. -Yep, that's the mail, Pip. -Yep. -Any mail for us?" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "No mail for us? -No letters? -No cards? -No packages for us? Ohh. -Woe is me. -Woe is me, too. -Woe is us! (crying)" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "Now wait a minute, you two otters. Didn't you get mail yesterday? -Yeah, a box of clams. -From Cousin Otto. -Love clams." [Bear, Pip, and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "(gasp) Deliver the mail? -Us? -Deliver the mail? -Yeah! -Neither rain. -Nor snow. -Nor dark of night. -Will stop us otters from getting the mail there, right?" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • "Mail! Mail!" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House]
  • film icon May 5 - "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges! ¡Vamanos! (laughter)" - [a bandito from Blazing Saddles]
    film icon May 4 - "Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well." - [Ron Livingston from Office Space]
    film icon May 3 - "It's a very difficult job and the only way to get through it is we all work together as a team. And that means you do everything I say." - [Michael Caine from The Italian Job]
    tv icon May 2 - "Hey, I go to church. . .just not during televised sporting events." - [Kurtwood Smith from That 70's Show]
    film icon May 1 - "You'd think they'd have the Parking Lot of America to go with the Mall of America." - [Kirstie Alley from Drop Dead Gorgeous]

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