| 1999-04-30
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"Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."
[Mira Furlan (Delenn)
from Babylon 5] |
| 1999-04-29
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"Just act normal. –I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed."
[John Lithgow (Dr. Dick Solomon) | Jane Curtin (Dr. Mary Albright)
from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
| 1999-04-28
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"What's a mousepad? –Feminine protection for mice. (whack) Oof!"
[Daniel Stern (Dilbert) | Gordon Hunt (Wally)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-04-27
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"Oh, Coop, uh, about the uniform… Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy – on you it works."
[Miguel Ferrer (FBI Agent Albert Rosenfield)
from Twin Peaks] |
| 1999-04-26
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"Look, I-I don't like to say 'I told you so,' but I-I told you so."
[Tom Baker (The Doctor)
from Doctor Who (I)] |
| 1999-04-23
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"Hey, what's happening, Norm? –Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear."
[Ted Danson (Sam Malone) | George Wendt (Norm Peterson)
from Cheers] |
| 1999-04-22
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"What sign are you? Because my mood ring just, like, totally changed colors."
[Moon Unit Zappa (Cheryl Dickman)
from Spirit Of '76, The] |
| 1999-04-21
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"One thing puzzles me, Baldrick. How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?"
[Rowan Atkinson (Edmund Blackadder)
from Blackadder, The] |
| 1999-04-20
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"I won't go schizo, will I? –There's a distinct possibility."
[Tom Hulce (Larry 'Pinto' Kroger) | Donald Sutherland (Prof. Dave Jennings)
from Animal House] |
| 1999-04-19
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"I'm taking a vacation. Where's my bathing suit with the padded bulge? –It should be in here. –Right next to your foam rubber pectoral enhancer."
[Jason Alexander (Eric Duckman) | Pat Musick (Fluffy) | Pat Musick (Uranus)
from Duckman: Private Dick/Family Man] |
| 1999-04-17
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"Bad ole puddy-tat."
[Mel Blanc (Tweety Bird)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby."
[Mel Blanc (Daffy Duck)
from Looney Tunes] |
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"Oh, boy, what a hangover!"
[Mel Blanc (Bugs Bunny)
from Looney Tunes] |
|
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"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal."
[Mel Blanc (Foghorn Leghorn)
from Looney Tunes] |
|
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"I got you cornered, you screwy wabbit!"
[Arthur Q. Bryan (Elmer Fudd)
from Looney Tunes] |
| 1999-04-16
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"What can I do? I can't change my family." (from Beacon Wax)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 1999-04-15
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"I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave!"
[Jean Vander Pyl (Wilma Flintstone)
from Flintstones, The] |
| 1999-04-14
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"You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact… the right and the right place they're capable of anything."
[John Huston (Noah Cross)
from Chinatown] |
| 1999-04-13
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"What, are you stoned or stupid?"
[Renoly Santiago (Ramon Sanchez / 'Phantom Phreak')
from Hackers] |
| 1999-04-12
|
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"It even vibrates like real!" (from Mattel Thunderburp)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 1999-04-09
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"Carpe diem, Dilbert. –'Sieze the day.' –What? –Carpe diem. –I think that's a fish."
[Gordon Hunt (Wally) | Daniel Stern (Dilbert)
from Dilbert] |
| 1999-04-08
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"E.T. phone home."
[Pat Welsh (E.T.)
from E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial] |
| 1999-04-07
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"Now, shrunken heads for all occasions. Collect 'em, swap 'em, give them to your witch doctor friends." (from Pressman Toys)
[uncredited
from Commercials] |
| 1999-04-06
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"It is done, Imperious Leader."
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 1999-04-05
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"You mean we have to wait?!"
[Peter Linz (Pip) | Tyler Bunch (Pop)
from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
| 1999-04-03
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"It can only be attributable to human error."
[Douglas Rain (HAL 9000)
from 2001: A Space Odyssey] |
|
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"Oh! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk."
[Jerome 'Curly' Howard
from 3 Stooges, The] |
|
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"I thought I told you never to interrupt me while I'm working!"
[Gene Wilder (Dr. Frankenstein)
from Young Frankenstein] |
|
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"Security alert, all decks."
[Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock)
from Star Trek: The Original Series] |
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"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society… outside of a kennel."
[Joan Crawford (Crystal Allen)
from Women, The] |
| 1999-04-02
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"...Gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!"
[Chris Farley
from Saturday Night Live] |
| 1999-04-01
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"I ain't got no time for foolin'."
[Jackie Cooper (Jack)
from Our Gang/When The Wind Blows] |
