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April 30 - "Only one human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else." - [Mira Furlan from Babylon 5] |
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April 29 - "Just act normal. -I'd ask you to do the same, but I'm afraid that ship has sailed." - [John Lithgow and Jane Curtin from 3rd Rock From The Sun] |
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April 28 - "What's a mousepad? -Feminine protection for mice. (whack) Oof!" - [Dilbert and Wally (slap by Alice) from Dilbert] |
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April 27 - "Oh, Coop, uh, about the uniform. . . Replacing the quiet elegance of the dark suit and tie with the casual indifference of these muted earth tones is a form of fashion suicide, but, uh, call me crazy - on you it works." - [Miguel Ferrar from Twin Peaks] |
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April 26 - "Look, I-I don't like to say 'I told you so,' but I-I told you so." - [Tom Baker from Dr. Who] |
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April 23~25 - "Hey, what's happening, Norm? -Well, it's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear." - [Ted Danson and George Wendt from Cheers] |
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April 22 - "What sign are you? Because my mood ring just, like, totally changed colors." - [Moon Zappa from The Spirit of 76] |
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April 21 - "One thing puzzles me, Baldric. How did you manage to get so much custard out of such a small cat?" - [Rowan Atkinson from Blackadder] |
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April 20 - "I won't go schizo, will I? -There's a distinct possibility." - [Tom Hulce and Donald Sutherland from Animal House] |
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April 19 - "I'm taking a vacation. Where's my bathing suit with the padded bulge? -It should be in here. -Right next to your foam rubber pectoral enhancer." - [Duckman, Fluffy, and Uranus from Duckman] |
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April 17~18 - It's A Looney Tunes Weekend!
"Oh, boy, what a hangover!" - [Bugs Bunny]
"I can't help it, I'm a greedy slob. It's my hobby." - [Daffy Duck]
"That dog's as subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel of oatmeal." - [Foghorn Leghorn]
"Bad ole puddy-tat." - [Tweety Bird]
"I got you cornered, you screwy wabbit!" - [Elmer Fudd] |
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April 16 - "What can I do? I can't change my family." - [woman from a Beacon Wax commercial] |
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April 15 - In Memoriam: Jean Vander Pyl, the voice of Wilma Flintstone, Mrs. Spacely, Rosie The Robot, and others. . .
"I work hard all day, too, and what do I get? A lot of yak from you. You at least get out everyday, see things, talk to people. I never get out of this cave!" - [Wilma Flintstone from The Flintstones] |
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April 14 - "You see, Mr. Gittes, most people never have to face the fact. . .the right time and the right place they're capable of anything." - [John Huston from Chinatown] |
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April 13 - "What, are you stoned or stupid?" - [Renoly Santiago from Hackers] |
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April 12 - "It even vibrates like real!" - [announcer from a Mattel Thunderburp commercial] |
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April 9~11 - "Carpe diem, Dilbert. -'Seize the day.' -What? -Carpe diem. -I think that's a fish." - [Wally and Dilbert from Dilbert] |
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April 8 - "E.T. phone home." - [E.T. from E.T.] |
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April 7 - "Now, shrunken heads for all occasions. Collect 'em, swap 'em, give them to your witch doctor friends." - [announcer from a Pressman Toys Commercial] |
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April 6 - "It is done, Imperious Leader." - [a Cylon warrior from Battlestar Galactica] |
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April 5 - "You mean we have to wait?!" - [Pip and Pop from Bear In The Big Blue House] |
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April 3~4 - some weekend stuff. . .
"Security alert, all decks." - [Leonard Nimoy from Star Trek: TOS]
"There's a name for you ladies, but it isn't used in high society. outside of a kennel." - [Joan Crawford from The Women]
"It can only be attributable to human error." - [HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey]
"Oh! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, nyuk." - [Curly from The 3 Stooges]
"I thought I told you never to interupt me while I'm working!" - [Gene Wilder from Young Frankenstein] |
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April 2 - "...Gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a van down by the river!" - [Chris Farley from Saturday Night Live] |
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April 1 - "I ain't got no time for foolin'." - [Jackie Cooper from the Our Gang (aka Little Rascals) short When The Wind Blows] |
