April 2011 Archives

2011-04-30 Movie "I know you won't break the rules. There aren't any." [Edwin Hodgeman (Dr. Dealgood) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
Movie (background) "We want Thunderdome!" [Angelo Rossitto (Master) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
2011-04-29 Movie "Go hit the books, they don't hit back. Also: hugs not drugs; mess with the bull, get the horns; and any other clichés you can come up with." [Thomas Haden Church (Mr. Griffith) from Easy A]
Movie (background) "Great. Now I'm a tramp. I'm going to have to get a lower-back tattoo and pierce something not on my face." [Emma Stone (Olive) from Easy A]
2011-04-27 Movie "(laughing) Ready the Death Ray, Minion! –Death Ray readying." [Will Ferrell (Megamind) | David Cross (Minion) from Megamind]
Movie (background) "Oh, what a drama queen!" [Will Ferrell (Megamind) from Megamind]
2011-04-26 Television "I just wanted to tell you that your pentagram is actually a Star of David. Mazel tov!" [Ray Wise (The Devil) from Reaper]
Television (background) "I think you just got official demon approval. –Ooh, that's going on my resume." [Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Missy Peregrym (Andi Prendergast) from Reaper]
2011-04-25 Movie "Do you know Jules Verne? –Sure. –What's he like?" [Olivia Wilde (Quorra) | Garrett Hedlund (Sam Flynn) from TRON: Legacy]
Movie (background) "TRON, what've you become?" [Jeff Bridges (Kevin Flynn) from TRON: Legacy]
2011-04-23 Movie "Attention, Program. You will receive an Identity Disc. Everything you do or learn will be imprinted on this disc. If you lose your disc or fail to follow commands, you will be subject to immediate deresolution. [Edie Mirman (computer) from TRON: Legacy]
Movie (background) "End of line, man." [Jeff Bridges (CLU) from TRON: Legacy]
2011-04-22 Movie "It's time to get... Buck wild." [Simon Pegg (Buck) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
Movie (background) "That's your adventure, not mine." [Denis Leary (Buck) from Ice Age 3: Dawn Of The Dinosaurs]
2011-04-21 Television "Why isn't there a metal briefcase full of bearer-bonds handcuffed to your drinking arm? –Uh, pretty sure you just answered your own question." [Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television (background) "And just for the record, I don't care." [Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) from Archer]
2011-04-20 Television In Memoriam, Elisabeth Sladen
"Don't forget me. –Oh, Sarah... don't you forget me." [Elisabeth Sladen (Sarah Jane Smith) | Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
Television (background) "Hey, you're not going to regenerate again, are you?" [Elisabeth Sladen (Sarah Jane Smith) | Tom Baker (The Doctor) from Doctor Who (I)]
2011-04-19 Movie "You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good." [Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) from Men In Black]
Movie (background) "Congratulations, Reg, it's a... squid." [Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) from Men In Black]
2011-04-18 Video Game "(sigh) OK, look… we both said a lot of things that you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." [Ellen McLain (GLaDOS) from Portal 2]
Video Game (background) "Test chamber completed. Continue testing." [Ellen McLain (GLaDOS) from Portal 2]
2011-04-17 Movie "I can't decide if you're a genius or a lunatic. –Well, don't they sort of go hand-in-hand?" [Dan Byrd (Brandon) | Emma Stone (Olive Pederghast) from Easy A]
Movie (background) "I hope for your sake that God has a sense of humor. –Oh, I have 17 years worth of anecdotal proof he does." [Amanda Bynes (Marianne) | Emma Stone (Olive Pederghast) from Easy A]
2011-04-16 Television "OK! Let's play some god-damned cards!" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television (background) "Because I told you to buy lemon curd, Woodhouse! Now what am I going to spread on my toast, your tears?" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
2011-04-15 Movie "You don't choose the things you believe in. They choose you." [Max von Sydow (Director Lamar Burgess) from Minority Report]
Movie (background) "Oh, you guys are nodding like you actually know what the hell he's talking about." [Tom Cruise (Chief John Anderton) from Minority Report]
2011-04-14 Movie "Welcome to another edition of Thunderdome!" [Tina Turner (Aunty Entity) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
Movie (background) "But he's just a raggedy man." [Tina Turner (Aunty Entity) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
2011-04-13 Television "(laughing) Sorry. Heh. Sor-Sorry. I was laughing at your name." [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television (background) "Gummi bears all around!" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
2011-04-12 Movie "This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring, and that was damn-near the death of us all. Look at us now, busted-up and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned; by the dust of them all Bartertown's learned. Now when men get to fighting, it happens here and it finishes here! Two men enter, one man leaves. [Edwin Hodgeman (Dr. Dealgood) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
Movie (background) "(geiger counter noise & laughing) What's a little fallout, eh? Have a nice day!" [Bob Hornery (Waterseller) from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome]
2011-04-11 Movie "Hey, Topper Harley... now that you've killed the bad guy and made the world safe for democracy, what are you going to do to cash-in on your new-found fame? –I'm going to Disneyland!" [Steve Mora (Reporter) | Charlie Sheen (Lt. Topper Harley) from Hot Shots!]
Movie (background) "That's an interesting perfume. –It's Vicks. I have a cold." [Charlie Sheen (Lt. Topper Harley) | Valeria Golino (Ramada Thompson) from Hot Shots!]
2011-04-10 Movie "Careful, Chief... you dig up the past, all you get is dirty." [Tim Blake Nelson (Gideon) from Minority Report]
Movie (background) "Sometimes in order to see the light you have to risk the dark." [Lois Smith (Dr. Iris Hineman) from Minority Report]
2011-04-09 Movie "Do you want to take a leap of faith, or become an old man filled with regret, waiting to die alone?" [Ken Watanabe (Saito) from Inception]
Movie (background) "Downwards is the only way forwards." [Leonardo DiCaprio (Cobb) from Inception]
2011-04-08 Movie "Anonimity is your name... silence, your native tongue. You are no longer part of the System. You are above the System, over it, beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.' We are the Men In Black." [Rip Torn (Chief Agent Zed) from Men In Black]
Movie (background) "Don't 'sir' me, young man. You have no idea who you're dealing with." [Tommy Lee Jones (Kevin Brown / Agent K) from Men In Black]
2011-04-07 Movie "I am the Beginning... the End... the One who is Many." [Alice Krige (Borg Queen) from Star Trek: First Contact]
Movie (background) "Captain, why are we out here chasing comets?" [Jonathan Frakes (Commander William T. Riker) from Star Trek: First Contact]
2011-04-06 Movie "Mayhaps you desire to challenge the ranking that I have been assigned by my strength and cunning." [Bob Peterson (Alpha) from Up]
Movie (background) "Do you not agree with that which I am saying to you now?" [Bob Peterson (Alpha) from Up]
2011-04-05 Television "Well, it's good to know that 17 years of kicking your ass has finally paid off." [Kurtwood Smith (Reginald 'Red' Forman) from That '70s Show]
Television (background) "Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go pull Kelso off my mother." [Topher Grace (Eric Forman) from That '70s Show]
2011-04-04 Movie "For a reporter you sure have a strange way of doing your job. –What can I say? I was raised by wolves." [Anne Hathaway (Red) | Patrick Warburton (The Wolf) from Hoodwinked!]
Movie (background) "I'll get you and your little granny, too!" [Patrick Warburton (The Wolf) from Hoodwinked!]
2011-04-03 Movie "Hire a decorator to come in here quick, 'cause... damn." [Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) from Men In Black]
Movie (background) "It just be raining black people in New York." [Will Smith (James Darrel Edwards III / Agent J) from Men In Black]
2011-04-02 Television "Every Revolution begins with one small act of courage. But I hope you know how serious this is. I hope you understand that this will have consequences. Deadly consequences... for a lot of people." [Richard Hatch (Tom Zarek) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
Television (background) "Trust didn't enter into it. I simply miscalculated her need to engage in gestures of futility." [Dean Stockwell (Brother John Cavil) from Battlestar Galactica (2004)]
2011-04-01 Television Happy Archer Fools Day!
"'Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war.' –'Dogs of war.' –Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! Shut up!" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) from Archer]
Television "What part of 'Highly Classified' did you not understand? –All of it!" [Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) | Rachael Harris (Rona Thorne) from Archer]
Television "Oh my god, seriously, I'm sorry. I think I need help or something. –No shit." [Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt) | Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) from Archer]
Television "(cough) Oh, man, what have I been doing? –Chain-smoking joints the size of tampons! –Ew. –Figure of speech. –Still, though…" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) | Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) from Archer]
Television "So... is that why you're being such a bitch?!" [Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) from Archer]
Television "Oh, I never thought I'd say this, but I really miss the Zima." [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television "(pig squealing, things breaking) –That'll do, Piggly. That'll do. (gunshot)" [Lucky Yates (Dr. Krieger) from Archer]
Television "What the heck was that all about? –Duh! I actually have no idea. –No shit. –Yeah... I don't know why I do that." [Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) | Judy Greer (Cheryl Tunt) from Archer]
Television "Does nobody read X-Men?" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television "Why the hell were you drinking? –Uh, hello! It's a party. –It's a baby shower for the bastard child you humped into a filthy whore! –So I'm obviously not saying now, but one of these days... you're going to make the best grandma ever." [Jessica Walter (Malory Archer) | H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television "(snoring) –Cyril. Hey, you awake? 'Cause this is about to get weird." [Amber Nash (Pam Poovey) from Archer]
Television "Yeah, and what do you even do here, sit on your ass and analyze data?" [H. Jon Benjamin (Sterling Archer) from Archer]
Television "What the shit?!" [Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) from Archer]
Television "Go already... bag with which one douches!" [Aisha Tyler (Agent Lana Kane) from Archer]
Television (background) "Did that sound a lot better in your head? –Yes, it did." [Peter Serafinowicz (George Spelvin) | Chris Parnell (Cyril Figgis) from Archer]