| 2008-04-30
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"There are always a lot of fellows who follow every fad that comes along. But there are also always a few who, uh, well, who have enough individuality to sort of go their own way. You know what I mean, Wally? –Yeah. Just like squares."
[Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver) | Tony Dow (Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"Well, honey, I can't describe it. You just have to see it. –Well, let's take a look at it."
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) | Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-04-29
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"Devils! Blasphemers! Pray to your heathen god while in the Lord's name we cast you out!"
[Paul Marc Davis (Cowled Leader)
from Torchwood] |
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(background)
"This… is gonna get nasty."
[James Marsters (Captain John Hart)
from Torchwood] |
| 2008-04-28
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"The maniac is playing polka music, son! Sweaty men in lederhosen squeezing accordions!"
[Hardy Rawls (Don Wrigley)
from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The] |
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(background)
"That'll teach you to mess with my dad!"
[Danny Tamberelli (Little Pete Wrigley)
from Adventures of Pete & Pete, The] |
| 2008-04-27
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"I won't put my job on the line for you, Hatcher! Well not my damn job!"
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn)
from Soylent Green] |
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(background)
"OK… I could set the building on fire."
[Stephen Root (Milton Waddams)
from Office Space] |
| 2008-04-26
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(background)
"One of you will be named the winner… and one of you will be out."
[Heidi Klum (Herself)
from Project Runway] |
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"So, in our Project Runway tradition… Make it work."
[Tim Gunn (Himself)
from Project Runway] |
| 2008-04-25
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"(thermos opening) Gimme your cup. –It's hot chocolate? –Key lime martini. –Mmm. Classy. –All the way, baby."
[Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki) | Rick Gonzalez (Ben)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"You've mastered the art of not working better than anybody I've ever met! –I know. It's a gift. Really."
[Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Missy Peregrym (Andi Prendergast)
from Reaper] |
| 2008-04-24
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"I am confused. –Good. Good! Confusion is a part of life… as are vengeance, fear, and love. All facets must be embraced. For then, and only then, will you break through the wall of mystery to the Glow."
[Taimak (Leroy Green) | Thomas Ikeda (Master)
from Last Dragon, The] |
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(background)
"Oh, is Mr. Leroy here? –Um, no, he's not here, but, uh… how about something in a medium-sized Oriental? –Oh, no thanks. I'm not Jewish."
[Glen Eaton (Johnny Yu) | Faith Prince (Angela Viracco)
from Last Dragon, The] |
| 2008-04-23
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"Sock, don't do anything stupid. –Sam, I'm almost certainly going to do something stupid. It's in my blood. You know it."
[Bret Harrison (Sam Oliver) | Tyler Labine (Bert 'Sock' Wysocki)
from Reaper] |
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(background)
"I'm going to give you 10 seconds to get out of here before I beat your face with a phone book."
[Mitch Pileggi (Dan Stafford)
from Reaper] |
| 2008-04-22
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"Honest, Ward, he just looks like a, like a gangster! You know, the next thing he's going to be wearing a leather jacket and motorcycle boots. –Come now, dear. You've been watching too many of those live television shows."
[Barbara Billingsley (June Cleaver) | Hugh Beaumont (Ward Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
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(background)
"Don't get all flaky, Wally."
[Jerry Mathers (Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver)
from Leave It To Beaver] |
| 2008-04-21
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"One of you will be named the winner… and one of you will be out. Let's start the show."
[Heidi Klum (Herself)
from Project Runway] |
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(background)
"We ought to lock him up just for wearing that ridiculous outfit."
[uncredited (Policeman)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2008-04-20
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"If your coloring is in the Autumn range like Maria, I would suggest you try the Earth-Tone eye makeup. Now as you can see, I've done a lovely French Braid on Maria, but I encourage everyone to experiment and use your imagination. The main thing is just have fun with it."
[Mr. T (The Bearded Lady)
from Freaked] |
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(background)
"You seem like a regular dumbshit ole redneck to me."
[Alex Winter (Ricky Coogan)
from Freaked] |
| 2008-04-19
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"My god, get the best doggone agents you can in there. Go!"
[Charlton Heston (The Mastiff)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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(background)
"Suck gas, evil-doer!"
[Jim Cummings (Darkwing Duck)
from Darkwing Duck] |
| 2008-04-18
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"If you're not sleepy yet, I have some more of that nighttime cold medicine you can drink."
[Trey Parker (Eric Cartman)
from South Park] |
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(background)
"Hey. Hey, wait a minute. This ain't a trick, is it?"
[Matt Stone (Leopold 'Butters' Stotch)
from South Park] |
| 2008-04-17
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"Welcome to the Runway. As you know, in Fashion one day you're in… and the next day you're out."
[Heidi Klum (Herself)
from Project Runway] |
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(background)
"I mean, it looks like a coffee filter or a maxi-pad."
[Tim Gunn (Himself)
from Project Runway] |
| 2008-04-16
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"Don't you have anything remotely substantial?"
[Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby)
from True Lies] |
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(background)
"Make it work."
[Tim Gunn (Himself)
from Project Runway] |
| 2008-04-15
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"The goal in life is not to eliminate misery, it's to keep misery to the minimum."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"(toilet flushes) That was just a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-04-14
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"My god, not everything's about you and your little job and your little world."
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
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(background)
"Oh, god, does everything have to be about you?"
[Hugh Laurie (Dr. Gregory House)
from House M.D.] |
| 2008-04-12
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"A chocolate river! (giggling and slurping) Mmm! Mmm! Chocolate! –That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. –(gagging)"
[Kal Penn (Edward) | Crispin Glover (Willy)
from Epic Movie] |
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(background)
"You're Aslo the lion? –Li-man; half lion, half man. –So you mean you're-- –My father, Siegfried, boinked a lion. But, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas."
[Adam Campbell (Peter) | Fred Willard (Aslo) | Jayma Mays (Lucy)
from Epic Movie] |
| 2008-04-11
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In Memoriam, Charlton Heston
"They're making our food out of people. Next thing, they'll be breeding us like cattle for food! You've got to tell them. You've got to tell them!"
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn)
from Soylent Green] |
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(background)
"(exhales) You know, if I had the money I'd smoke two, three of these every day."
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn)
from Soylent Green] |
| 2008-04-10
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In Memoriam, Charlton Heston
"Well of course I'll induce vomiting. I know the rules by now. Just get over here, will you?"
[Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff)
from Earthquake] |
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(background)
"If you're going to throw the pills in the toilet, you might at least flush it."
[Charlton Heston (Stewart Graff)
from Earthquake] |
| 2008-04-09
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In Memoriam, Charlton Heston
"It appears that once again we find ourselves threatened by the great Cat Menace."
[Charlton Heston (The Mastiff)
from Cats & Dogs] |
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(background)
"Failure is not an option."
[Charlton Heston (The Mastiff)
from Cats & Dogs] |
| 2008-04-08
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In Memoriam, Charlton Heston
"So what makes you think the slack I cut him in any way translates to you?"
[Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby)
from True Lies] |
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(background)
"Would you please tell me how I can see this as anything but a total disaster?"
[Charlton Heston (Spencer Trilby)
from True Lies] |
| 2008-04-07
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In Memoriam, Charlton Heston
"They've got to tell people. –Tell them what? –The ocean's dying… the plankton's dying… It is people. Soylent Green is made out of people."
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn) | Brock Peters (Lt. Hatcher, Chief of Detectives)
from Soylent Green] |
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(background)
"Get off my back!"
[Charlton Heston (Detective Robert Thorn)
from Soylent Green] |
| 2008-04-06
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"I may not find your incessant talk fascinating, but at least I don't walk off."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"I do not need anyone else. I am self-sufficient."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2008-04-05
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"What happened next, someone whip out the manual? –Yes. The manual did not help."
[Dirk Benedict (Starbuck) | Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"I am disappointed."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2008-04-04
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"There is no going back! Our enemy pushes us on and on and on, and until we're strong enough, or can find Earth and get help, we can never stop or turn away or look back!"
[Lorne Greene (Commander Adama)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"Die human."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2008-04-03
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"He is a very good warrior."
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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(background)
"Turn off and turn on."
[Gary Owens (Cy the Cylon)
from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
| 2008-04-02
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"My problem is I got a 50-year-old lust and a 3-year-old dinkie."
[Lou Hirsch (Baby Herman)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
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(background)
"You've been hanging around rabbits too long."
[Bob Hoskins (Eddie Valiant)
from Who Framed Roger Rabbit?] |
| 2008-04-01
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"You are my bitch, that's what. My own personal bitch."
[Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann)
from The Man] |
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(background)
"You got a bug up your ass about me?"
[Samuel L. Jackson (Derrick Vann)
from The Man] |
