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April 30 – "(laughing) You have soft hands for a man, Don." – [Toby Huss from The Adventures of Pete & Pete] |
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April 27 – "The breadth of your social experience never ceases to impress me." – [William Petersen from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
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April 26 – "It started as a scritch, then everyone got in a furpile and pretty soon we were all yiffing." – [Willie Garson from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation] |
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April 25 – "I take it you two aren't sleeping together any more?" – [Omar Epps from House M.D.] |
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April 24 – "Activating Emergency Escape Pod! It's super-neat and fun to fly." – [Eddie the Computer (Thomas Lennon) from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)] |
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April 23 – "What I really could go for right now: major distractions. Like tequila shots and a weekend with Brad Pitt… and Angelina." – [Kristanna Loken from Painkiller Jane] |
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April 20 – "Agnes, the last desperate resort is strangers. We haven't come to that, yet." – [Joanne Woodward from The Long, Hot Summer] |
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April 19 – "You sure are cocky for a starving pilgrim." – [Will Geer from Jeremiah Johnson] |
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April 18 – "What could I possibly say to you? I'm nothing but a machine." – [Cy the Cylon (Gary Owens) from Battlestar Galactica 1980] |
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April 17 – "As I travel around this land of ours, one thought comes back to me again and again.These people are nuts!" – [Art De Salvo (Gilbert Gottfried) from Duckman] |
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April 16 – "I will retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence." – [Lovelace (Robin Williams) from Happy Feet] |
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April 13 – In Memoriam: Roscoe Lee Browne
"I like to travel with a man I'm used to. –You'll get used to me." – [John Wayne & Roscoe Lee Browne from The Cowboys]
"Well, I have the inclination, the maturity, and the wherewithal… but unfortunately I don't have the time." – [Roscoe Lee Browne from The Cowboys]
"This may seem a lonesome place to leave him, but he is not alone because many of his kind rest here with him. The prairie was like a mother to Mr. Andersen. He belonged to her. She cared for him while he lived and she is nursing him while he sleeps." – [Roscoe Lee Browne from The Cowboys]
"If you're lying, remember one thing. I could swallow each of you whole without choking. All I need do is butter your heads and pin your ears back." – [Roscoe Lee Browne from The Cowboys] |
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April 12 – "You know, when I was growing up I hated everything about the Faith: rules, rituals, endless discussions at the dinner table. I used to sneak into my mom's Prayer Room; you know, holiest of the holies. I would dance around naked with porn magazines just to defy the Gods, to tell them to frak off." – [Aaron Douglas from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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April 11 – "Why would you do that? –'Cause I'm a bitch. –You're not a bitch. –Oh, I'm a biatch, baby!" – [Sarah Paulson & Amanda Peet from Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip] |
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April 10 – "Hollow him out. Take everything." – [Jack Coleman from Heroes] |
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April 9 – "You don't lose control. –Thanks. –No. You gotta lose control, let your instincts take over. –I thought we were just sparring. –That's why you don't win." – [Edward James Olmos & Jamie Bamber from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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April 6 – "Get yourselves sorted out and shut up! No one talks anymore except me!" – [Michael Caine from The Italian Job (1969)] |
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April 5 – "What are you doing? –Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you. –You don't have the cleavage for it. –But I have a much tighter ass." – [Lisa Edelstein & Hugh Laurie from House M.D.] |
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April 4 – "Wow. You're even lamer than I remember. I mean, you give the term 'goody two-shoes' an entirely new meaning, Wheeler!" – [Rex Raptor (Sebastian Arcelus) from Yûgiô] |
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April 3 – "How much longer we gotta wait? We might be here forever. I'm sick of waiting for trains!" – [Terry Michos from The Warriors] |
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April 2 – "Weeping blood comes merely from a derangement of the tear duct, my dear General… nothing sinister." – [Mads Mikkelsen from Casino Royale (2006)] |
