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April 28 – "So you're an assasain. –Da. –How's that work? –Eh, it's mostly freelance." – [Sara Foster and Jessica Cauffiel from D.E.B.S.] |
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April 27 – "D'oh, right! Heh heh heh heh. It's actually quite a funny story once you get past all the tragic elements and overriding sense of doom." – [Duckman (Jason Alexander) from Duckman] |
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April 26 – "(Boswain's whistle) Now hear this, now hear this. This is your Captain speaking. My fine pinioned pirates, we're approaching the tricky buoy! Sharpen your cutlasses! There may be skullduggery ahead!" – [Burgess Meredith from Batman: The Movie (TOS)] |
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April 25 – "From now on you'll clean the mess hall and the latrine! –Yes, sir! How will I tell the difference?" – [Frank Adu and Woody Allen from Love And Death] |
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April 24 – "I need names… and shots. Bartender!" – [Chris Evans from Fantastic Four] |
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April 21 – "I was only trying to be helpful. Do women appreciate that? They bitch and get snotty." – [Vincent Schiavelli from For Pete's Sake] |
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April 20 – "Your computer is a liar! –That little remark goes right into your file card… which goes into our computer." – [Barbra Streisand and Anne Ramsey from For Pete's Sake] |
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April 19 – "The Daleks survive in me!" – [a Dalek (Nicholas Briggs) from Doctor Who] |
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April 18 – "…Get old, you can't even cuss someone and have it bother 'em. Everything you do is either worthless or sadly amusing." – [Bruce Campbell from Bubba Ho-Tep] |
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April 17 – "We never use transfiguration as a punishment!" – [Maggie Smith from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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April 14 – "You're a right foul git, you know that?" – [Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire] |
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April 13 – "Time is money! And if you boys is wasting time, then you're wasting money! And that's just sick." – [Mr. Krabs (Clancy Brown) from SpongeBob SquarePants] |
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April 12 – "What is this sad creature? Kneel before me or I shall crush you!" – [Daggett Doofus Beaver (Richard Steven Horvitz) from The Angry Beavers] |
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April 11 – "What in the hell's 'diversity'? –(ahem) Well, I-I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, 'diversity' is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." – [David Koechner and Will Ferrell from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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April 10 – "Right, but I think my son is just going through a phase. I have no idea where he would've gotten ahold of German pornography." – [Fred Willard from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy] |
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April 7 – "It's not safe out! People are shaving their crotches as we speak. There is pubic hair in the air! Everywhere!" – [Mink Stole from A Dirty Shame] |
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April 6 – "All I know is when we win a game, it's a team win. When we lose a game, it's a team loss." – [Walter Matthau from The Bad News Bears] |
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April 5 – "It's just with Ed here, it's no wonder I always bring my flatmates out. And then that only exacerbates things. –Wh-what you mean? –Well, you guys hardly get on, do you? –No, what does 'exacerbate' mean?" – [Kate Ashfield and Simon Pegg from Shaun Of The Dead] |
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April 4 – "Well, it's the sex glands, or testes, that actually get these changes going. Here… maybe a diagram'll help." – [Joe Miksak from As Boys Grow...] |
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April 3 – "Katie Bryce is a pain-in-the-ass. If I hadn't taken the Hippocratic Oath, I'd Kervorkian her with my bare hands." – [Ellen Pompeo from Grey's Anatomy] |
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April 1 – "Not the Mama!" – [Baby Sinclair (Kevin Clash) from Dinosaurs] |
