| 2005-04-29
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"And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
[Michael Palin (Brother Maynard's Brother)
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail] |
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"Pies Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem."
[uncredited (Various Monks)
from Monty Python and the Holy Grail] |
| 2005-04-28
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"What kind of stinking superhero loses his powers to a cup of coffee in the crotch?"
[Stephen Colbert (Reducto)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"Never fear, madame, Secret Squirrel has just what you need right here! –(scream) –Wait! I didn't even pull it out yet."
[Bill Farmer (Secret Squirrel)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2005-04-27
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"…And you think I named myself Black Vulcan? Hell no! I used to go by Supervolt. Black Vulcan was Aquaman's idea. And I said, 'Well maybe we should just call you 'Whitefish.'"
[Phil LaMarr (Black Vulcan)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
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(background)
"And now we may party!"
[Maurice LaMarche (Blue Falcon)
from Harvey Birdman, Attorney At Law] |
| 2005-04-26
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"Oh, listen to me, man. I'm your friend. Don't you know cartoons will ruin your mind? Look what it's done to your brain?!"
[John Kricfalusi (Ren Höek)
from Ren & Stimpy Show, The] |
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(background)
"Calling Powdered Toast Man. Come In. Please Respond."
[Billy West (Stimpson J. 'Stimpy' Cat)
from Ren & Stimpy Show, The] |
| 2005-04-25
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"Look at you, man! You're a full-grown cat still watching cartoons! Why, you're three-years-old! Do you know what that is in human years?"
[John Kricfalusi (Ren Höek)
from Ren & Stimpy Show, The] |
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(background)
"I'm all out of powdered toast!"
[John Kricfalusi (Ren Höek)
from Ren & Stimpy Show, The] |
| 2005-04-22
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(background)
"Computer, test long-range scanners. Scan for full range of frequencies."
[Jerry Doyle (Michael Garibaldi)
from Babylon 5] |
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"Aft laser turrets report an attacking Battlestar."
[uncredited (Cylon Centurion (Silver))
from Battlestar Galactica: The Original Series] |
| 2005-04-21
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"Sweets, you couldn't ignore me if you tried."
[Judd Nelson (John Bender)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
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(background)
"Don't mess with the bull, young man, you'll get the horns."
[Paul Gleason (Principal Richard Vernon)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
| 2005-04-20
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"My office is right across that hall. Any monkey business is ill-advised."
[Paul Gleason (Principal Richard Vernon)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
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(background)
"Does Barry Manilow know you that you raid his wardrobe?"
[Judd Nelson (John Bender)
from Breakfast Club, The] |
| 2005-04-19
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"Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend this country. Hail the victorious dead. –Hail!"
[Bernard Hill (Théoden)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
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(background)
"Tell me, what words of comfort did you give the halfling before you sent him to his doom?"
[Christopher Lee (Saruman)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
| 2005-04-18
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"Saruman, your staff is broken."
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
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(background)
"Run, Shadowfax. Show us the meaning of 'haste.'"
[Ian McKellen (Gandalf)
from Lord of the Rings: The Return Of The King] |
| 2005-04-15
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"Everybody at school thinks I'm a freaking idiot 'cause of you!"
[Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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(background)
"I caught you a delicious bass."
[Jon Heder (Napoleon Dynamite)
from Napoleon Dynamite] |
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"Tell me something, would you? Are you fellas really with the Internal Revenue Service?"
[Charlton Heston (Robert Neville)
from Omega Man, The] |
| 2005-04-14
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(background)
"Sometimes we do things because we need the money."
[Martin Sargent (Himself)
from Screen Savers, The] |
| 2005-04-13
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"Life has a melody, Gaius. A rhythm of notes that become your existence once played in harmony with God's plan. It's time to do your part and realize your destiny. –Which is what, exactly? –You are the Guardian and Protector of the New Generation of God's Children. The first member of our family will be with us soon, Gaius. It's time to make your choice. –But I don't understand what you're talking about. Really, I don't understand. –Come. See the face of the shape of things to come."
[Tricia Helfer (Number Six) | James Callis (Dr. Gaius Baltar)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
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(background)
"You're only alive because I've kept you alive. If it wasn't for me, you'd be dead by now. So whether you like it or not, I'm your only hope of getting off this planet. So if I were you, I would take that tough-guy attitude of your and shove it up your ass."
[Grace Park (Lt. Sharon 'Boomer' Valerii)
from Battlestar Galactica (2004)] |
| 2005-04-12
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"Why did mommy do that? I'm a neuroscientist. I'm kosher. I don't sleep with strange men. I'm Blossom!"
[Mayim Bialik (Herself)
from Fat Actress] |
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"(telephone rings) Hello? –Hey, Kirst, it's Quinn. How's the fat coming off? –Uh, it's not going well at all. I can't stop eating. So I've decided I'm going to start exercising. –Ha ha, no, really."
[Kirstie Alley (Herself) | Kelly Preston (Quinn Taylor Scott)
from Fat Actress] |
| 2005-04-11
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"But, Pop! –What, are you on the rag? –(sigh) It's impossible for me to be on the rag. I'm--I can't believe I'm even arguing about this with you! What Men's Room did you pick up that kind of trash talk in?"
[Michael Sinterniklaas (Dean Venture) | Christopher McCulloch (Hank Venture) | James Urbaniak (Dr. Rusty Venture)
from Venture Bros., The] |
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(background)
"Proceed with Phase Two, Dr. Girlfriend: ensnarement."
[Christopher McCulloch (The Monarch)
from Venture Bros., The] |
| 2005-04-08
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"That was amazing! Did you have to swear a circus oath to never reveal the source of your clown powers? –Don't make fun of me."
[Jeffrey Garcia (Sheen Estevez) | Ben Stein (Giggles the Clown)
from Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The] |
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(background)
"What in the name of all things bright and beautiful is going on?"
[Andrea Martin (Mrs. Fowl)
from Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius, The] |
| 2005-04-07
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"Please, do not destroy my mood. Tonight I even like you. –Oh, perfect. I'll save the next dance for you. –I lead."
[Harvey Lembeck (Eric Von Zipper) | Paul Lynde (Bullets)
from Beach Blanket Bingo] |
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"Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional."
[Tim Curry (Dr. Frank-N-Furter)
from Rocky Horror Picture Show, The] |
| 2005-04-06
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"Vulgarity is not a sin against God, but against Polite Society. And between you and me, I don't give a shit about Polite Society."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
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(background)
"What a day to lose the maid."
[Clancy Brown (Brother Justin Crowe)
from Carnivàle] |
| 2005-04-05
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"My old man, he was a beauty, my old man. He was a workaholic. Yeah, you mention work, he got drunk."
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself)
from Rappin' Rodney] |
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"And I solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I mean I still drink; I use a different name, that's all, you know?"
[Rodney Dangerfield (Himself)
from Rappin' Rodney] |
| 2005-04-04
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"Could you use more mundane terms, something I could, maybe, pull out of a line-up? Sorry, but my Third Eye is a little rusty."
[John Kapelos (Det. Don Schanke)
from Forever Knight] |
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(background)
"What do you have to say to get through to some people?"
[John Kapelos (Det. Don Schanke)
from Forever Knight] |
| 2005-04-01
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"I'm going to think of an April Fool's Day joke if it takes me all week!"
[Jeff Bennett (Johnny Bravo)
from Johnny Bravo] |
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(background)
"(laughter) April Fool's, son!"
[Larry Drake (Pops)
from Johnny Bravo] |
